From the late hour on this Wednesday, February 1st, 2017, one could surmise that a) I was busy b) I had computer issues or c) I was stumped. We’ll go for c)! I have to admit I looked at this image from Roger Bultot and drew a blank. Tried to type something – ex-nayed that. Made another coffee, played a few mindless games on the Facebook, came back to the image. Tried again. Zilch. Made myself lunch, chatted with a friend, looked at the tumbleweed that is Zeke’s fur, turned away from that before the urge to take out the vacuum hit too hard and came back to the image.
Please forgive me. This was the best I could do! Thanks always to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for stumping hosting this shindig week after week.
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Painful Word Count – 100
Genre – Fiction
What’s the Blooming Big Deal?
She stared out of her window at the street below. Ugh, more snow has fallen. February first. Why does February, the shortest month, feel like the longest month of the year?
Her eyes drifted to the white orchid on the windowsill. What is it about orchids that so fascinated people anyway? Everything she had ever read about them stated they were a bitch to keep blooming. She put the requisite 3 ice cubes per week and enjoyed the flowers as they bloomed and fell one after the other, stem and leaves remaining.
To the bin and back to Costco for another!
My thoughts exactly. Can’t grow much of anything aside of roses, and no place to grow those.
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Thank goodness you can buy a pot of orchids for $10 at Costco!
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What is Costco? Don’t think we have that here.
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Big box store…😉
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Oh. Okay.
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Always too critical of your own work. Only one to approach the prompt this way, I enjoyed it 🙂
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Thank you, kind sir! One of those…I dunno moments, I guess! 😋
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You tell her, Iain. She doesn’t listen to me. 😉
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Ha ha ha! Funny Lady
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You realize of course, that you are outnumbered. Don’t badmouth your own work. Some of the pieces I thought were duds were well received, while some of my “masterpieces” bombed.
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I can see that now 😉
And I know what you mean! I seem to be a bad judge of my own stuff!
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Me too.
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I think there’s a lot of the human condition in there – lives of quiet desperation
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Thanks, Neil! Much appreciated
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Dear Dale,
I seem to have the same relationship with African violets. Some us got it and some us ain’t. Good story, though, no matter how painful the word count.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rochelle, I received an African violet as a gift from a co-worker on my thirtieth birthday. These twenty years later it has survived much neglect and reproduced many times. It is a warrior. You never really know a plant until you’ve killed it three times. 😆
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I have a cyclamen that I’ve named Audrey. She keeps blooming and blooming. Her leaves brown and fall but she still blooms. Bright pink blossoms.
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Plants are like the best people we know. What keeps them going in the face of adversity is nothing short of miraculous. Inspirational!
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My grandmother had the hugest African violets. Sadly my aunt, who inherited them, does not possess a green thumb….
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That is sad. 🙁
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You ladies are something else… I used to have spider plants that flowered but were killed during the ice storm of ’98, never replaced them…
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Ha ha ha!! Rock on!!
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I am an expert in killing plants. Love guilt free idea that you can always buy a new plant.
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Yes!! Why torture yourself?
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Actually, you can probably take this to a whole different level and expand it to what could be a sampling of life in its different forms…:)
Or you could say you’ve had enough of it and move on. I’m guessing after all that angst you want to move on.
But I kind of like it…:)
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Thanks, George! I love when I write something and find out I’m not as “meh” as I thought!!
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As others have testified on here, you’re not..:)
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I’m humbled…
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This is a delightful, tell-it-like-it-is story. No apologies necessary.
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Thank you, Alicia! Go figure!
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I can’t keep orchids alive that long either, but if I wait long enough, someone shows up to my door with another one, and they are pretty for a while!
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A kindred spirit!
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I agree with both sentiments here. February is a bitch of a month, and with orchids you’ve either got it, or you haven’t. And if you have it, the damn thing doesn’t last for ever anyway. Great story, Dale. I know what it’s like when you just can’t seem to get a story out. You did fine.
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Ha ha! Thank you so much, Sandra! You are so kind!
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My personal favorties of all time are the Forget Me Nots..they’re just adorable, but orchids are beautiful too 🙂 I can’t wait for spring! Thanks for “planting the seed” in our minds Dale 🙂
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At least Forget Me Nots require no effort!
Thank you for being your sweet self!
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Ditto XOXO
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Connie has the green thumb. If it were up to me, I’d go to Hobby Lobby and buy artificial flowers. It takes them years to fade.
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Ugh.. but they have to be dusted…
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It’s always something, Dale. Always something.
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Yes, it always is…
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I’m not good with plants, either. Maybe she could try a cactus? 🙂
Funny how I completely missed the flower when I looked at the photo. All I saw was a window and a great height…
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Ha ha! Funny how we see what we see☺
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The prompt threw me too, as I generally don’t like slab sided buildings, and I am not a great fun of Orcids. But in the end the muse won though. Thank heavens.
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Indeed!!
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Nothing green survives here!
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Ah well… there are other things (I’m halfway through “The Sister” and am loving it!)
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Yay! Thanks Dale.
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😁
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Ha! Love that last line… if you can believe it, I managed to kill a cactus!
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I can… my mom did regularly! 😎
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Haha 🤓
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it wasn’t bad at all. it wasn’t as gloomy as the others. i enjoyed reading it. 🙂
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Thanks, Plaridel! So glad you did!
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I gave my orchid only one ice cube a week. No wonder it never had flowers.
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Ha ha! Well the little card that comes with the Costco version says 3…😉
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Isn’t that just the truth about plants? In my case at least. I do however have a fabric orchid that needs no ice cubes, just an occasional dust. x
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Ha ha! Whatever works, I say. Though I do admire those who manage to have these huge (natural) African violets or other flowering plants. Me? Not so much!
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OK … you struggled with this one … but as a Costco shopper, I had to laugh.
First thing that came to my mind was a conversation between two plants watching someone’s idiotic behavior below … or a take-off on Rear Window.
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Ha ha ha! Frank! You kill me!
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You have been watching my efforts with orchids obviously. Don’t know Costco but recognise the inference. You made me laugh.
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Good! I’m glad I did!. Costco is a big box store…
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My daughter in law has quite a collection on her kitchen window sill. I can’t be bothered with them – lovely flowers on an ugly plant.
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I so hear you, Liz!
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I totally get this lady’s problem. Plain and simple, straight forward and to the point. No question about what happens next. Nice work, Dale.
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Ha ha! Keep it simple!
Thanks!
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I never have had a Costco card, but I have been inside one in midtown Kansas City. I have tasted their little eclairs, though. Addicting.
As for the story, you did fine.
Five out of five Tucks Pads (for the healing aftermath of the extraction of the idea). 😉
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Oh lordy, Kent!! You kill me!!
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I’m hopeless with indoor plants! A lovely observational story.
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Thanks, Clare.
I used to be good… am now down to two plants that apparently are not billable…😉
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Ok so your green fingers need a little work but not your writing ones. It’s funny though, we are our own worst judges. Things I like that I’ve written get no response, while others I chuck out and hope for the best are received with great praise. I think all we can do is write to our best ability and then leave it to for others to respond, if we try to be selective we’ll probably get it wrong.
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Methinks you are completely right!
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I have a friend who is magic with orchids. I don’t get it…and yes, February drags on forever! Nice job, despite your concerns!
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Thank you, Dawn. Much obliged…😉
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I know the feeling, Dale. Orchids and I suffer the worst of incompatibility, and I can’t blame it on the elevation of my house. My neighbour has a windowsill full of the most glorious orchids. I’m good with cacti and succulents, as they thrive on neglect!
Well done, whipping the gremlin of writer’s block in submission, and coming up with a story — a good one. I ran out of time this week, hence no story. February sort of crept up on me, so I also forgot to invite anyone as guest storyteller on my blog this month, too. I really must get organised.
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Ha ha ! Love it! I have two green plants (no idea what they are) that I water when I notice they droop… you’d think I’d do a better job – they are both in my bedroom!
And thank you, kind lady!
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Are you meant to have plants in your bedroom? I think there are different opinions about this … something to do with the fact that plants give off CO2 at night. I’m no scientist, but it’s what I was brought up to believe! Maybe you give off too much oxygen and kill them off 😉
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I thought it was the opposite? That plants transform CO2 into oxygen?
Hmmm. One of them is too big and doesn’t fit anywhere else!
Now I have to look it up…😊
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Do let me know what your research turns up, as science wasn’t my strongest subject D:
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Will do!
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I always find orchids easy… they thrive on neglect I have found.
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Yes, that is true. Until the blooms are gone. 😉
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A good common sense approach to life. (Lots of people staring out of the window this week.)
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Indeed.
And thank you for your kindness…
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LOL…I am not good with flowers/plants. I have seen the orchids at Costco and I am always tempted. I admire your protagonist.
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Cheap…and “disposable”!😂
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I’ve had 2 orchid plants that have followed me through 3 moves.They had not bloomed since I first brought them home.
I hung them on my patio wall in my current house. One miraculously started blooming and has not stopped for almost 2 years now??!!
Still hoping that the other will follow suit. Can’t even remember what color the flowers were.
The story was good. Thank you for sharing,
Found your blog on FF and hope you can visit mine also. 🙂
– Lisa
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Wow! I’m properly jealous! I guess I was not patient enough!
Glad you liked my story! Will definitely check yours…
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I loved that, Dale. Don’t be so hard on your writing. It was funny and we can all connect with it. Good writing. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thank you, Suzanne! It was one of those “I had my doubts moments”. It’s over now!
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Lovely story of someone’s frustration or a love/hate relationship with something/someone.
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Thank you!
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The shortest month of the year feeling like the longest. Yes! I was thinking this only yesterday (grey, grey, rain, grey, more rain and – really & truly – the last of the flowers shrivelled and fell off the white orchid on my living room windowsill) and then I read this today and thought, “I am not alone!”
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Ha ha!! Love it, Louise! No, you are not alone at all..
😊
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I couldnt help but associate the ‘gardening’ to writer’s block. I enjoyed the piece 🙂
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Thank you, dear lady!
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