Good Wednesday, my reader peeps! Friday Fictioneers is here and after a little bit of joking around last week, I decided to write something silly. Hope you get a wee laugh.
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Genre: Silly (I dare not say hysterical) Fiction
Word count: 100
He came to, bum numb and shoulders aching. He tried to stand up but couldn’t. What the hell?
Oh, I see you are awake, my Scottish friend. Comfy?
Why am I tied to this chair yards from shore? What have I done?
You kill or torture innocents weekly. And you mock my typos. I promised our leader I was going to do you in this week!
Oh really? And you choose this numpty way? You should read more of my stories for inspiration! Besides, killing off people is not your style.
Well yes, I do know that. But I promised.