Well now, here we are Wednesday and time for another Friday Fictioneers. I normally do not read other stories before writing my own but since I did have a ping-back from a certain displaced Scot, well, I had no choice but to read his first. ‘Twould appear the gauntlet has been thrown by the Unintelligible Rogue with a Brogue. And, despite this nasty cold that is keeping my head fuzzy and my throat raw, one full week in, I did feel the need to reply. I did the best I could, in the circumstances. And, by the way, I may be a Canuck, but I am definitely not a poutine-besmattered one!
This is all fun and games… You know we love you and you are our favourite Scot!
Thank you, Lizy for this macabre photo that would have prompted a different story had my hand not been forced 😉
Thank you, Rochelle, for both hosting this shindig and for being my partner-in-crime!
Geez… almost forgot the linkup for those who would like to read more stories or write their own!
Word Count: 100 (oh I would have liked to have more!)
Genre: What to call this?
What Revenge?
The ladies smiled at him… then at each other.
“Do those lips do more than talk gibberish?” asked the taller of the two, batting her lashes.
“Yeah, do tell us, Scot! Actions speak louder than words,” the petite one flirted.
The Scottish rogue sauntered over with a lecherous smile, opened the gate and walked inside.
The ladies walked up to him the taller reaching around his neck, the smaller around his waist.
“Och, I’m a lucky man,” he grinned.
His grin disappeared when he found himself bound and gagged.
That should do it, eh? Keep him quiet for a bit!
If something looks too good to be true, it is.
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Indeed…😉
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This could go on for some time. Maybe even pass down from generation to generation
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It could…but I don’t think it will… will it?
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Depends how your grandkids end up feeling about it
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Well… by the time my boys have kids, I’ll have forgotten what all this was about!!
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My dear Canuck,
Dare I say that you are my hero this week? I can’t stop laughing. 😀 Brilliant says the petite one. Merci, gracias, grazi, todah and many thanks.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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My dear Purple-One,
I am verklempt! Happy it got a laugh with all this fun silliness!
Lotsa Love,
The Canuck (sans poutine)
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Ah! Bondage! I love a good S & M story.
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Ha ha!!! There ya go. Now we can have our way with him!
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Sandra!
I thought you were above this nonsense, but you have, quite incredibly, managed to lower the tone.
Congratulations
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Oh come now, c.e. even ladies like to have fantasies…
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Shucks, tweren’t nothin’
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😂
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Bah! That just took this in an entirely new direction, that I’m not sure our two damsels might have expected! We darker minds do think alike. 😉 All of this fun, it can truly take up a day!
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Seriously! I never thought I would go in that direction … the fingers and keyboard took over!
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I’m not sure who the winner and loser is in this… Great fun 🙂
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Indeed!! Glad you enjoyed!
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“Do those lips do more than talk gibberish?” Loved this!
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😁So glad you do!!
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Ooh! ARe you the purple dwarf or the other one?
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I’m the Canuck…
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So glad you managed that reply with no typos!
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😜
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Dale’s too tall to be the purple dwarf, Liz. 😀
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😉
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Maybe she’s a tall purple dwarf?
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That makes me a short giant, right?
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Right!
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Nae
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And the winner is…
Ta rah…
The Photographer!
Laughing fit to bust here.
Dale the Purple Dwarf, how absolutely wonderful!
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Ha ha ha… hey!!
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We’ll see who’s laughing when the dust and poutine have cleared. 😉
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Hah!
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I jumped the order just to see the revenge’s revenge… Nice plan you had there. But my guess is he will find a way to escape and perhaps he’s learned the lesson every James Bond villain learns too late: never have a long, drawn out execution, just have done with it.
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I dunno, Trent, James usually gets at least a kiss from his villainesses!
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Good point. But I think James was a Scotsman, so there might be kinship there…
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Ah ha!!
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Who said anything about execution?
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Neither of you two ladies, of course, but I do remember someone being sentenced to a death of 1000 Scottish words…
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Oh my…
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Oh golly gosh, I fell for that!
I think you are confusing me with top Canadian actor wee Billy Shatner or some similar bawheid.
‘Mon hen, ye’ll baith need tae dae be’er n that.
Ah didnae come up the Clyde in a banana boat, ken.
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Ahhh. No. Definitely not Mr. Shatter!
Yeah, yeah, I ken! An, me, who foolishly thought I did alright…sigh…
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I didnae fall off the wagon either. No one could confuse you with anyone sir. Tighten the ropes, Dale.
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Done!
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bound and gagged – ha….
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😉
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I have more up my sleeve than my arm.
I can still trump two queens any day!
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Trump them… can you really handle two of us? 😉
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haha! thanks for the smile with that comment – you are funny
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Any day, you say? We might be more than the Haggis eating Scot bargained for.
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😎
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Devious! 😉
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Indeed!
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Your tale is fun – and the back and forth replies delightful. Write On! my dear
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So glad you are enjoying the repartee!
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Yep! I may need to check back often. P.S I find poutine a guilty pleasure when I’m in Canada.
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It is darn good…just not good for you!
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Personally I am having WAY more fun reading these comments than the actual story!!!!
– Lisa
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Ha ha!! Enjoy!!
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I thought there were going to be refreshments here …
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Hah! Where did you get that idea?
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I’m with Kent. Where’s the popcorn?
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Al said he was bringing it!
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I walked into the middle of all of this and it felt like a party. Besides, I saw you making that fruity biscotti. I was hoping to “virtual try” some. 😀
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Ha ha ha… wouldn’t that be great if I could just “beam you up” some! 😉
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Hahahahaha! Along with AnElephant, his “booze-’em” companion.
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Oh, and nice story, Dale.
It’s obvious someone in the Highlands is a little on the irritated side. I understand he’s been that way ever since someone looked up his kilt and found he really DOES wear underwear. 😉
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Thanks , Kent. It’s all in fun. A little teasing on all sides..
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Hey, this is why we exist, yes? 😉
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That is true!
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😉
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Hm…something’s off kilt-er here. 😉
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Anything short of a lead “pipe” cinch …?
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Oy!
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I guess I “plaid” it too close to the vest, huh?
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😝
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Great dialogue, amusing situation and hilarious comments! Love it.
Click to read my story!
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Thanks, Keith! That was the aim of the game. Fun for all!
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So, dis is how dey do tag-team wrestling in Canada, eh?
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Yep!
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Show a bloke a pretty face and he’ll fall for it every time 🙂
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Do ya think? 😉
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Cruel twist of fate, eh! 🙂
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I do say! 😉
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Haha – I wasn’t expecting that!
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Ha ha! Good! 😉
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Haha! Great Dale. Made me smile, though I’m afraid I suspect he’ll enjoy being tied up 🙂
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Thanks Lynn! You may be right…😉
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Haha! 🙂
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Ooooo some things are never what they seem.. i hope he survives 😊
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I think he might… 😉
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A little gem. I never saw the ending coming. 🙂
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Hee hee.. all fun and games here in FF!
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i love the way you wrote this story. it was easy on the eyes as i could visualize what was going on. 🙂
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So very glad you could! It’s what we hope for when we write!!
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What a minute … everyone knows that there is no alcohol in Scotland because Scots don’t drink!
Of course the first thought that came to my mind when I saw the picture was, “Oh the trouble one won’t do for a Heineken.”
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Ha ha! This particular Scot happens to be living in the Côté d’azur at this time!
😉
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Well … now that explains everything! … Good Morning, Ms. D.
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Good morning, Mr. F
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How many cups already?
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Cups? If you mean coffee…none yet! Still in bed, not recovered from this nasty bug…
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YUK to still having the yukkies. A friend of mine left his winter location early to return home because of not feeling well … and that was 10 days ago. Hang in there … try some cello! …. OH … big news … my niece made Grapefruitcello …. very good!
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I like to think I’m starting to feel better…
Oh how cool! Next year!!
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Here’s a song that bring a smile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGZ6M6t4vA
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Ha ha! It worked. I’m smiling!
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🙂 …. now that tune will be in your head all day.
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Nah…the radio is on! 😙
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Dale,
Were I to write something, it would be a repeat of what everyone has said. 🙄
This is SUPER BRILLIANT …!!! Thank for the smile and laughter. 😂 You do have a way of creating humorous visual stories from the photo prompts. BRAVO to you this week. ***** 5 STARS
Isadora 😎
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Wow! Thanks, Isadora! So glad you got a laugh out of it!!
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Ha… I guess when you are second you can always have the advantage… and men are so easily fooled.
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Well, normally I would not take advantage but…. And yes, you can be at times!
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Haha, what fun. He enjoys himself far too much though, I think Sandra is onto something.
And I hope you feel better soon. I’ve had this cold for about a week now and my knees still feel wobbly and the ribs hurt from coughing.
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You may be right about that…
It’s been 9 days for me but almost no coughing so.ribs are good…. throat feels like I’m swallowing knives, though…
Get better soon!
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Oh dear, I did warn him last week it could only lead to trouble but he wouldn’t listen. 🙂
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There are worse things that could have happened…😉
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For the story and the comments, you should charge an Entertainment fee, Dale 😀
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Ha ha!! Love it! Thanks JJ!
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Yay! The himbo is harnessed. Gee up…
Dale, this could be one of those story games, where one person after another adds a sentence or two. On the other hand, the post might end up needing an adult rating block put on it 😉
I love everyone’s comments.
PS Is this story based on experience?
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I think it could just become X-Rated if we did!
I think the comments have been as much as a hoot as the writing of it!
And. No, can’t say that it is based on experience…😉
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Your experience, of course. Not mine … no, never. …Just polishing my halo now 😉
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Ha ha ha!! Make it shine then…so we can’t see clearly for all the brilliance 😉
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Polishing it now. You should be able to see it soon, reaching heaven and shining across the Pond. Put your sunglasses on now!
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Mmm hmm… that way it blinds all to the “naughty”!
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Haha–the gauntlet was thrown and I like your response! Nice one! and feel better!
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Thanks, Emily! Glad you enjoyed! It’s been fun!
And slowly…oh so slowly. This cold is a doozie
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Ha ha, made me chuckle.
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Good!
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Ah! Another week of a plot roast I see.
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Yes. But I think it’s enough.. for now…😊
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Hahah – this was so much fun!
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It was indeed!! Glad you enjoyed!
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😀
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Oh the tom foolery here… or scot foolery? All y’all are cracking me up today!
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Ha ha ha!!! Yeah Scot foolery!
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Very creative, Dale. That was a fun read..:)
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Thanks, George!
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It’s a blog party! (Fri-fic style).
Happy to be a wallflower. 🙂
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😉
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I love this, hopping from blog to blog, following the story! And you all manage to deliver fantastic sequels!
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Ha ha!! Thanks so much!
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Excellent! Shades of the Twilight Zone’s It’s a good life, but kind of reversed.
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Ha ha! Glad you liked!
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