Ahh yes… friends and camping. Many a memory do I have of certain trips. We’ll just leave it at that for now on this Wednesday afternoon.
Welcome to Friday Fictioneers, where people from all over the world not only attempt but succeed in writing a 100-word story based on a photo prompt supplied by our fearless leader, Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. This week, she has prompted us with a photo from her other half, Jan. Thanks for taking your yearly trip to Sturgis and supplying such a great photo, Jan!
Should you wish to participate, click on the blue frog to add your story. If you need rules and regs, click on Rochelle’s name above.
Lost
The group of friends were loud and drunk, raising hell around their campsite.
She staggered her way to the bathroom, the sounds dimming as she approached the building.
After doing her business, she tried to make her way back. Wait. Which direction? Follow the laughter. Wait. What laughter? Look for the campfire. Wait. What campfire?
She stumbled, tripping over exposed roots. Finally. George, alone, grinning Goofy-like, fire out, sitting on the picnic table.
“What took you so long?”
“Dammit! Where were you? I was lost! Why didn’t you come search for me?”
Laughing, “Seriously? You were all of 15 feet away!”
Deep Woods Rule # 1:
“All who wander are not drunk…or better not be,
or they’ll never find the way home.” 🙂
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Yep… or bring s flashlight or a pee-buddy! One who is hopefully not as drunk as you!
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Hahahaha .
Great, fun story , Dale . Loved it 🙂🙂🙂
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Glad you did, Moon!
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Dear Dale,
Some camping trips are like that, particularly when there’s too much wine involved. I’m kind of surprised she didn’t pee in someone else’s tent. 😉 You made me laugh. Good fun.
Here’s looking up your old address,
Rochelle
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In those days it was beer – NOT that I’m admitting this reallly happened to me… no, no, not moi! Very glad I made you laugh, Madame!
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Never thought for a minute (cough, cough) that this could possibly be a true story. Bottoms up.
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Of course… ahem… not. Cheers!
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Ha.. I actually remember this… first time camping in the US I didn’t realize that it goes dark at night… (it doesn’t in Sweden)
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When everyone puts out their campfire, it can get more than dark… just saying… 😉
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Hilarious! Made me laugh at loud. A great story.
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So very glad it did!!
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Oops! I mean made me laugh out loud!
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😂
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Funny!
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And maybe a little a lot true!
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Oh, no doubt!
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😁
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LOL! Are you channeling me again, Dale? I loved it! :o)
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Mayhaps…
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I think we have already detemined that we are twins…12 days apart… 😉
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Yes, we have determined that. Still loved the story though. :o)
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So very glad you did
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Been there, done that! (Ssshhhh! Don’t tell anyone.) Super fun story that brought memories I might want forget.
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Hee hee… nothing like booze to help you get lost…
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I enjoyed this. It reminded me (again) of my Sturgis camping trip. I would wander out in the middle for my business and had to be very careful that I didn’t get lost in the dark. I’m not good with directions under the best of conditions.
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Oh dear….
But glad you enjoyed!
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Hey there Susan. So sorry I didn’t seem to reply. My phone sometimes doesn’t register my response 😦
Not fun to get lost when doing one’s business… 😉
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No worries. I have the same problem and sometime worry I respond twice to the same message.
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Nice. You should have left a trail of empty beer cans to follow your way back. Any more confessional stories to tell?
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That would have required being um non-inebriated
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Any story that has George as a character is always at the top of my list😊
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I wonder why… 😉
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I imagine quite a bit of laughter at her expense going on here. Not just mine. 🙂
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Indeed… she got totally razzed the next morning, I assure you 😉
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I’m blushing for you… (her). Good one, Dale.
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Haha! Moi? Jamais… euhh…. thank you, Sandra.
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I bet he had a good laugh hearing her crashing around in the darkness 🙂
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I like to think he was as clueless as she… of course it’s not because she hates being laughed at…😎
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This is so funny! Had a good laugh!
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So glad you did!
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Haha. Been there. Done that. Never camp anymore, but when I did, I made sure to bring a flashlight. ;-0
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Who needs a flashlight when the toilets are “right there” and all the campfires are blazing? Just how long was she gone anyway? 🤣
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🙂
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ha ha – oh Dale… I have laughed my tent off! Such crispness here, such lovely rapid-fire senescence when she was lost – exactly as one would think as you begin to panic.
Brill-e-ante.
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How very glad am I that you’ve laughed your tent off – seriously, too funny.
And how can one not panic when one is ahhh fuzzy in the brain?
Thank you, kind sir!
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Laughter ensues. I’ve seen it too too many times. Great story.
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Haha! Then I’ve succeeded. Glad you liked.
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This is great fun. I can picture the scene perfectly: him chuckling to himself while she fumbles around in the dark.
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Oh yeah… and full-out laughing the next morn…
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I’m starting a hangover just rememb thinking about this! Nice story, Dale!
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LMAO! Yes. There were hangovers…
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Thanks for the chuckle. I can relate. Like almost everyone else here. You… err… the narrator is not alone.
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Most welcome! Right I …. ummm she, is not alone!!
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Hahaha oh dear. But i hate camping so i can relate… and in the dark it’s not really that funny!
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I love camping but needless to say when one is feeling no pain, one’s sense of direction is less than ideal….😉
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Hahaha
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Good little vignette. I got the flavor of their relationship in those 100 words. I love camping. Much of mine was canoeing in the Algonquin Park with the church youth group. Nothing to drink but water and coffee.
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I’ll never forget driving through Algonquin park and having to stop because it was sold calling time! That was craaaaaaazy!
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what an insensitive george. he should be more understanding.
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Another fun story to add to this week’s connection. I was sure we were going to get horror on this one!
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Alcohol + the dark + jokesters = pranks
Hi Dale!
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Hi Frank!!
Yep… and no jokesters needed… managed to do it all on my… I mean… her own!
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LOL … then again, you can laugh about it. 🙂 How have you been?
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There is that. Yet another story in my long list to tell!
Been too busy foe my taste. Our fabulous boss got fired and we’re all bummed (employees and many members). Some Board of Directors decision to budget cut. With the return to school, we lose a bunch of staff so we, the regulars, are seeing our hours go up even more. I tell ya, Frank, I’m too old for this sh*t!
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A fine balance between working too little and working too much. My boss hired an extra person (up to 3 part-timers) so I was hoping to work less. After his vacation, the other part-timer had surgery scheduled upon return from vacation. Turned out to be more serious that he thought – so after 6 weeks or so, he quit.
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Yes indeed, a fine balance.
We all end up exhausted by the end of the season…
Are all officially dreaming of November! And that’s my least favourite month!
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I imagine the season at the club is still going strong. Through the first half of October?
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28th
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August or September?
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October!!
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LOL … I had October in the list, then changed it.
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LOL… that’s why we can’t wait for November 😉
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15 feet is a long way in the dark 🙂
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Right? You feel my… I mean her pain?
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This is only my 3rd read and two have already been bathroom confessions. At least you didn’t pee on an electric fence. We were out with some girls one night and one did. You could hear her scream for a mile.
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Lordy… two? Sheesh. As for the electric fence…. ouch!
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Oh. And glad to see you here!! 😘😘
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Ha Ha, I know that feeling! Cute 🙂
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Do ya now? 😉
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Disorientated in the dark – easily done.
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Thank you Liz
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Ah, yes. Beer buzzed and turned around in the dark. It happens to the best of us. I now always take a flashlight, campfire blazing or not. 🙂
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Yes. No matter how close the toilets are!! 😉
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Amazing how alcohol magnifies everything. Feels very true. 🙂
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That it does!
May or may not be a memory of mine. Ahem. 😉
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heh. We won’t go there. 🙂
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😉😘
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I can see myself in that situation 🙂
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Ahhh… the joys of youth!
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Amazing how dark it can be out there, lol
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Exackery! 😎
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As a former Boy Scout, this was very familiar to me. Great stuff
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Hee hee…😁
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She was lost – in her own world 😀 A fun story 🙂
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Glad you liked!
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Funny stuff! Loved it.
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So glad you did!
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Haha, the last sentence is priceless.
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So glad you liked!
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Now that is truly FUNNY!!!! 😀
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So very glad I got you laughing!!
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Wtf story was. I mean i got scared when he realised about lost.
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Thanks! Good sign…
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