Good Wednesday morn, my faithful readers! Today’s the first day of Friday Fictioneers, a gathering of writers from all over our planet, partaking in a weekly challenge of writing a story in 100 words or less (I NEVER go over or under…) I had a little fun with this one and hope you enjoy!
Should you want to participate in this craziness that is oh-so-addictive, head on over to the blog of our hostess with the mostess, Rochelle, for the how-tos. Thank you to Roger Bultot for the use of your photo for this week. If you just want to see what other writers saw when they got this picture, click on the blue frog.
Maybe I Can Find Jamie?
“I cannot wait to visit Scotland, home of my paternal grandfather. It’s really too bad we never got to meet him, don’t you think? The Highlands… Scots… Kilts…”
“Oh for the love of haggis! You are obsessed, aren’t you?”
“What? Aren’t you curious about where your family came from?”
“Yes, I am, but you’re not. You’ve been binging on Outlander and are now obsessed with Jamie Whats-his-name from the show.”
“Fraser. Jamie Fraser”
“Aaaargh!”
“After we visit this old ruin, can we go search for the stones of Craigh na Dun, in Inverness?
“IT’S NOT REAL!!!”
“Pffft. So you say….”
Love the dialogue, and especially the reference to haggis… similar to any love for lutefisk… maybe you can be obsessive about anything,
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So glad you do!
I think you can indeed…
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My husband is 99% Norwegian. We tried lutefisk ONCE just because we thought we ought to. Done and done.
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It can be good… but you have to do it right.
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LOL!!
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So, this is good fun, but, I have to confess, as a Scot, the image of Scotland that Outlander represents – kilts, haggis, whiskey, rugged men in the wilderness – can be quite grating. It’s just not really what life is like here, especially in the cities. On the other hand, the tourist industry thrives on perpetuating it. I found Outlander excruciating and gave up pretty early on – although I did work with Sam, who plays Jamie, when he was an up and coming actor ten years ago. He’s certainly made the most of his ability and a good career for himself! Wonder if he remembers me… probably not! 🙂
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Hey. Don’t blow it for us who, never mind Outlander, still dream of going there. My paternal grandfather really was from the Highlands…
Besides, we are now in the 21st century, I think most of us realise it’s so not like that!!
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Don’t worry, as I say, the tourist board are keeping it going to make sure Americans, Canadians and the Japanese keep coming and spending their money!
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Now, now, Iain, don’t you fear… When I do get to visit Scotland – and I will – I shall make sure I remember I am NOT in the 17th or 18th Century. As long as I can listen (and try to understand) that Scottish brogue, I’ll be happy… 😉
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Oh yeah, we still all talk like that, only more so, you won’t be able to understand a word! Do stop by for a dram when you visit 😉
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I’ve nae doot. And I would love to meet you “live”!
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LOL! I loved this Dale! “IT’S NOT REAL!” cracked me up. I would do that just to annoy The Viking. Tron references would drive him nuts. :o)
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LOL indeed!
Anything to drive our significant other nuts, eh? 😉
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Yes. :o)
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Ha! love how much she adores the programme, that in her heart of hearts she wants it to be real! Her other half better watch out, especially if her finds tartan and a dirk in his stocking next Christmas … Lovely tale Dale
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So very glad you enjoyed, Lynn. Did you ever see the movie “Nurse Betty” with Rene Zellwegger? She believes her soap opera is real and goes to find the hospital it takes place in and the doctor she is in “love” with?
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I haven’t seen that one. Too easy to be sucked into wanting a different, better life, though, when your own isn’t what you hoped
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In this case, she sees something and basically loses her mind. It was, believe it or not, Morgan Freeman’s first on-screen kiss (with Rene) 😎
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Maybe one day I’ll catch it online 🙂
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I’m sure you can. I watched it on Netflix and decided to splurge for the channel to watch the 3rd season (dinna want to wait for it to come on Netflix!!)
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Ha! That’s the way they draw you in – give you a few seasons for free, get you addicted, then make you pay for more. Amazon do it all the time
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Actually I pay for Netflix… just too impatient to wait!
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🙂
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Real enough for me! 🙂 Fun dialogue, Dale. I like how these fictional shows and books can bring an extra touch of romantic magic to places that are already pretty dang romantic and magical to begin with.
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There ya go, Joy! Glad you liked. And I have to agree… there is a magical and romantic aspect to that some areas. And everyone I know who has gone has loved it so, I am getting ever more excited about eventually getting there myself.
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It’s on my bucket list! And I’ll be looking for Jamie Fraser too. Or the other man I always think people mean when they say that name — the Jamie on the original Doctor Who, who was played by Frazer Hines, who ran around looking quite dashing in his kilt. ❤
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Sooo… we just want a handsome Scot…💖
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Well, when in Scotland… 😉
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…of course…😉
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Dear Dale,
Not at all familiar with this TV series so I had to look it up. I can see why she might want to find Jamie. Love the dialogue. Enjoyable story, but that doesn’t surprise me. You never disappoint. 😀 ❤
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Omigosh Rochelle!
Where have you been? Seriously, I just discovered it. And fell in love. I will next read the books.
That is huge praise coming from you! Thank you!
Lotsa love,
Dale
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Gorgeous, would love to visit one day 🙂 Mmm haggis.. 🙂
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I will. One day!
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I do rather like that!
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I am rather glad!
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An entertaining story, Dale, which left me smiling. Thank you!
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That was my aim!
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Haha I have a friend who LOVES Outlander ~ She’d be saying the same things 😉
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I like your friend 😉
How can one not love Jamie!
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As I can see Bonnie Scotland from my bedroom window I cannae say too much. But I am smiling. Lovely little story, Dale, I can see you enjoyed writing it. 🙂
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It was indeed fun, Kelvin. And truth be told, I wanna wait to visit one day – Jamie or nae Jamie…😉
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So, tell me, Dale, how do you feel about men in tights? Maid Marian didn’t seem to have a problem with it.
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Ummmm. No.
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lol! I love this. I read some of the Outlander books (up to 5 or 6, I think) and saw the first season of the series. Neither are as good as actually visiting the Highlands of Scotland. 🙂
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No doubt. And it’s high up on my bucket list to see it “live”
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Oh, Dale, this is delightful. Love the dialogue
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So very glad you do!
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I’m unfamiliar with this Jamie character but I enjoyed the dialogue nonetheless.
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Just Google Sam Heughan or Outlander… he’s delicious…😊😉
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Be careful what you say. My sister is obsessed with Outlander too, well Jamie What-his-name anyway.
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p.s. love your new thumbnail photo on the frog page, btw.
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Thanks! Me being silly…
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Can’t say I blame her…
Right up my alley though a tad young…😉
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Yeah, right.
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When in Scotland you really must go to see the Loch Ness monster!
Click to read my FriFic
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Moat definitely!
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Good stuff, Dale, though I must admit I have never even heard of Outlander. Great dialogue though.
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Glad you enjoyed! That’s the important thing…
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i’d been there. it was worth a visit. 🙂
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On my list!
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Great dialogue! I’m sure these programmes do wonders for tourism 🙂 There are some British shows such as Poldark and Doc Martin which bring people down to Cornwall.
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Thanks, Alistair. So glad you !
I am sure they are fabulous for tourism, indeed!
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You’d go down a bomb in Scotland, Dale. 🙂
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How sweet are you to say So? (Once I looked up the expression and understood what you meant! 😊)
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Ha ha ha. I can completely identify with this character. I too am smitten with Jamie. 🙂 This is a hilarious story!
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So very glad you liked It, Kona!
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Dale: Watch out for the highland midgie, he’s a wee terror. As for the haggis, it is beautiful with neeps and tat ties: [just like your writing]
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Ha ha! Thanks, Michael! Duly noted…
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You made me smile. Thank you. Lots of spooky, not -so-happy stories today.
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So very glad I did, Linda! I’m not too much into the spooky and sad – well, not often, anyway!
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Me neither, but sometimes I choose to go there just to see if I can 🙂
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Hahahaha oh i hear you Dale! Go, search, find… 😉
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A girl can dream, no? 🙂
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😉 absolutely
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My daughter and sister-in-law are Outlander fans. I haven’t seen it. But I do have a smidgen of Scottish blood in me so i can relate on that level anyway. Nicely done 🙂
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Thank you, Susan. That Jamie fella is way too young for me but hey… I’m not dead so I can get all dreamy-eyed over him anyway! 🙂
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Loved this, Dale! Great dialogue…a conversation I can see happening in my own house.
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Thanks Amie! So very glad you did… I live with guys so I’m kinda outnumbered here… but I do dish on him with all my gal-pals!
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So well written and so very fun !
Her partner’s got a lot to worry about that magnetic and very able competitor.
Awesome story!
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Thank you, Moon. So very pleased you enjoyed!
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I can picture that convo all too well. That fine line between reality, Hollywood, and dreams nicely told. 🙂
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Thanks! We have many a discussion on his merits…😉
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Loved the tone of the dialogue, even though, I must confess to ignorance to what was being discussed 🙂
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Thanks, Joy. A mild obsession with a handsome Scot from the show Outlander…😉
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I used to have a mild obsession with a handsome Scot too, James McAvoy. I am obsessionless now, but am willing to be tempted 🙂
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He is a cutie…
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I plead “Guilty”. Am presently under the spell of the same Scot, and can’t imagine for a moment why she wants to return to her husband! I’m halfway through the first series of Outlander, and am delighted to know that series two is available to watch straight after on Amazon Prime. Yay! Of course, I loved your story:-) And I have loads of Scottish blood in my veins, both Highland and Lowland, so no wonder I’m at war with myself sometimes!
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A guilty pleasure for sure… Hey I’m 1/4 Scottish…
So glad you enjoyed mine!
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Dale, I’d have never taken you for a skirt-chaser …er… Kilt-chaser, I mean. I know nothing about the show but there are plenty of temptations to be found in La Belle Province.
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Maybe…but I guess it’s a case of the wanting the exotic 😉
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I see we went the same way with this. I just returned last Sunday from a trip to Scotland, Wales and England. Went to the battleground. So interesting I bought the book Outlander. Half way through it now. So harsh a life! One of my greatest trips yet. Still….Kenya safari is still the most memorable.
DJ
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Lucky you! I’ve yet to visit. But it’s high on my list!
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Such a fun story! And it happens SO often. Well done, Dale! 🙂
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Thanks. Happy you liked
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LOL. But the movie is so much better than a bunch of old bones. DNA not withstanding.
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True story!!
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Never heard of Outlander. I only watch high-brow shows like ‘The Flash’, ‘Daredevil’, er, umm I mean shows based comic books I read as a child. However I’ve passed on the recommendation to my wife (and a link to the show).
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Ha ha Ha! Well I do know some men actually enjoy it (great fight scenes…)
You just stick to your high brow entertainment…your wife now has something betfer to watch!
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Hah, great story, Dale. Don’t we all have these fantasies based on favourite fiction? I like everything about Scotland, but I hate Outlander. Didn’t watch the series but a friend tried to get me into the books and gave me the first volume. I barely finished it and didn’t really want to read more. Claire grates on my nerves so much…
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Well then. May be you’ll enjoy the show better. That Mr Heughan is serious eye candy… as are a few other characters!
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😀
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A lovely play with reality and the world of not so real Outlander. I cool and surprising take on the theme. Love the little story.
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Thank you, Otto. So very glad you enjoyed!
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