Good Friday, mes amis! I cannot lie. I was stumped for this one. Like, totally. However, I decided to let my mind wander a bit and came up with this silly little one. Hope it makes you laugh.
Thank you, as always, to the fabulous, Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for hosting this shindig weekly. And this week, my thanks go to Marie Gail Stratford for this lovely photo – even though it stumped me!
Should you want to play along, click on the blue frog to add your 100-word story.
The Workout
Samantha looked up at the building.
“You have lost your mind. You can’t be serious!”
“Why not? It’s a great way to get in shape!”
“Dude, we work on the twentieth floor!”
“Right! Our legs, butts and cardio will be top-notch for our vacation come March!”
“But—“
“No — butts, as in Buns-o-Steel, baby!” Suzie laughed.
“Twice a day, five days a week?”
“Yes, we’ll encourage each other. We could even do it at lunch—”
“No! Do not even go there! Twice per day will be more than enough!”
“I knew you’d come around. We will totally rock in our bikinis.”
I agree with Suzie. No need to join a gym… (20th floor is a bit much, but, well, butt… 😉 )
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Yeah… that may be a “tad” much…
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Well, they can start by taking the elevator to the 15th floor and trying to stop one floor earlier every week…
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Brilliant idea!
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Loved this one, Dale. 😂
Great and unique take on the prompt. I always applaud ambition—from afar. Nanowrimo is my marathon.😶
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Thanks, Christine. Now… if they can actually keep it up (says one who is waaaaaaay behind in NaNo)
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Haha! Loved it Dale. Made me laugh because I used to run stairs when I was young and had a back. Now, it’s the elevator for me if it’s more than two flights. :o) XOX
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I’ll automatically take the stairs up to 4 flights….and am sure I won’t get locked in the stairwell between (which has happened!)
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Haha! I take the stairs when I can. Always going down, but some days it’s hard just getting out of bed so I’m looking for elevators – even for just one floor sometimes. :o)
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I feel ya. Truly I do!
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Nice one, Dale. You’ve made the simple idea an entertaining read!
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So very glad I did! Thank You, Penny
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Dear Dale
I always take the stairs when I can and, according to my sons, park 5 miles from every store door. Nevertheless I still have buns of mush. I admire Samantha’s energy and optimistic outlook. I can always look to this Delectable writer for entertainment. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dearest Rochelle,
Same here. Up to a certain point! As for the buns of mush- welcome to the club!
So very glad I manage to keep you entertained!
Lotsa love,
Dale
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LOL … this made me laugh. I used to be a dancer in my youth so I would be on-board … Now – not so much!!! My bad knees wouldn’t even attempt one step. That’s what I get for being a dancer. : )
I’ll leave the bikini wearing to the youthful.
Fun write, Dale. I enjoyed it and think you did well with prompt photo.
Fabulous Darlin’
Isadora 😎
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So glad I made you LOL, Issy! To think I had no idea where to go with this pic. My knees crunch when I go up stairs. I do ’em anyway..
Gracias, amiga!
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Muy amable … 😎
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I hope they have a shower. They’ll need one after climbing all those stairs. Fun post, Dale.
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True dat…
Glad you liked, Russell.
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That made me smile. I used to work on the 9th floor of a building in London and occasionally used the stairs – but not twice a day. I’d never have managed twenty. 🙂
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Let’s just say 20 is more than I would willingly do twice daily! Mind you, maybe I would work my way up 😉
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Great fun to read about but I would be walking to the 20th floor 🙂
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Yeah! We’ll walk together
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I meant to say wouldn’t !!!!!
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I thought so but decided to put you on the spot 😁😉
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I think Samantha is my soul sister:). Elevator all the way baby!
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Ha Ha! I feel ya! It’s a long way up
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Oh the things women will do to keep in shape. Nice take on the prompt.
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Thank You! Better than signing up for and not going to a gym – not that I have any idea who would do such a thing…
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Aha thats gonna burn! But yes a great way to get in shape. Oh I’m tired just thinking about it
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Seriously!
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Good luck to them. No matter how much I exercise the stairs in my work leave me out of breath.
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I feel ya, Iain!
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I like to use the stairs, but only down
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I feel ya. A tad easier!
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Wish I had Suzie’s get up and go. It is a long time since I had a bikini body and I think it would take more than twenty floors twice a day.
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Ha Ha! I hear ya, Irene! I may have been dreaming of joining her ..
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That sounds like a great idea! Plus I hate lifts. Sometimes I wish I lived closer to work so that I could at least walk occasionally. And they can always work up to it – take the lift to the 10th floor and run the rest to start with 🙂
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I agree! I automatically take the stairs up to 5 floors
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Puff puff puff 🙂
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😂
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A great take Dale. I wonder how many times Suzie has dragged Samantha into one of her crazy schemes?
You realise male readers will be puzzled by women’s concerns about the effects of time, gravity and cake on their derrieres? For some reason, it doesn’t matter how often men exercise, how much pie we consume, or how much beer we are forced to drink – at the age of 40 or so, our butts begin to disappear. By the age of 50, many of us are completely buttless.
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LOL! I used to tease my late husband, telling him the only reason we knew it was his butt and not the end of his back was because of the crack! 😂
And I think you’re right. I think this is yet another scheme…😉
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You have me thinking now. One of the consequences of the disappearing buns is that it becomes harder to keep one’s trousers up. I wonder whether what we call a builder’s bum and (I believe) Americans call a plumber’s crack gets more noticeable, or less, as construction workers grow older?
Strangely enough, I don’t feel inclined to embark on an observational study to find out.
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LMAO!
Actually, I have noticed that bums are more pronounced in hockey players, figure skaters and gymnasts – they do use their glutes… I am dating a hockey player. Still has buns at age 59 😉
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It’s so unfair that one man can be so lucky. You’re brought back a distant memory – when I was twenty something, I was told my backside stuck out like John Curry’s (Olympic and World Champion at figure skating in 1976). Now it’s more like a chapati.
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I actually am an avid fan of figure skating and know who he is 😉
Sooo… waitaminute! I’ll have to ensure my guy keeps up the butt exercises then! 😁
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It looks that way, but if he’s still playing sport at a high level I’m guessing he’s pretty dedicated already.
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I’ll be keeping a close eye on things… 😎
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Too much information …
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LOL. I think we are already past that…
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Who needs gym? Suzie has a good plan. Nice one, Dale. 🙂
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Right? 😁
Thank You, Norma..
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😀
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I have 6 flights of stairs to my flat and no lift! So far so good …puff…pant…
Click to read my FriFic!
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Brilliant! Keeps you in shape! 😉
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A friend’s support always helps motivate 🙂
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That’s for sure, my friend! 😘
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I love this–light, humorous, and so true of how women think about their bodies, especially when a bikini is looming. And I love JS Brand’s comment. I tease my poor hubby about his buttless state. He just doesn’t get why it matters to me 🙂
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So funny! Check our my response to JS’ comment😉
In French, we call the butt, les fesses. My friend calls her boyfriend “Fessesless”
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Ha! That’s funny 🙂 What isn’t funny at all is that as the feminine les fesses spreads, the masculine shrinks. Life just isn’t fair 🙂
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No, Linda, it sure isn’t!
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Great use of but-ts! I moved from a three story town house where I went up and down stairs without thinking. I am now in a 4th floor apartment with an elevator. I meant to walk up stairs regularly but haven’t. It really makes a difference butt I can’t blame it all on aging.
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Ha Ha! Thanks, Ina!
We do take that elevator for granted when it’s just there…
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HOW many floors? They’re on their own there!
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Hahahahahahaha!
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Loved this one, Dale. I’m glad you stuck it out.
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Thanks, Alicia. Sometimes they pop rifh t up and others, not so much!
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Great read! You’d have to pay me some serious money to do it though😂
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Ha ha! You and me both!
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😊
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I always take the stairs, but 20 flights twice a day. I don’t want to be that fit 🙂 This pair will be match fit for their holiday though!
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If they manage it!!
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I have this watch that counts stairs… 10 is my daily target… I think 20 happens. It’s a good exercise, and it happens that I take four stairs.
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That’s how you keep yourself in fine form, Bjõrn!
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Much cheaper than the gym; in fact they get paid for climbing the stairs!
I work on the 6th floor in our building and never take the lift.
Nice story Dale
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Good on you, Sir!
Way cheaper…. 😉
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🙂
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I would want to at least do halvsies the first couple of days. Don’t you know in a couple of weeks they will be so stiff.
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There is that. Just think of the accomplishment, though…
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I love this!! a great workout too for sure! When I loved in Toronto my condo was on the 20th floor…and there were a few times the elevator did not work including the 24 hours of no hydro. At 52 I was quite proud passing the younger residents huffing and puffing…but to do this on a regular basis…well, now, that is an idea. Start small though…perhaps 5 floors and up the ante every 3 days. Hmmm, it has be thinking…..[pause] Nah, just thinking…lol
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Rock on for doing that! Woot!
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The hardest thing I ever did!
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You made it work … but I wouldn’t workout on those steps nor wear a bikini.
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Ha ha! I should hope not!!
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Dear Dale, Your story made me out of breath and it was cute –
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Glad you thought so 😉
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I remember doing this at work as a teenager although I only worked on the second floor…
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Ha Ha! Not quite as many steps…😉
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I applaud their dedication and resolve. I’m not going to share it though, because I’ve… er…stuff to do. Well done.
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LOL. I’m with you…😊
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Haha, I can see you… them.. already, I am looking but not looking, averting my gaze in the wrong direction, all those things we do. Nice one, Dale. you should be stumped more often!
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Ha ha Kelvin! Don’t get caught not looking 😉
Glad you enjoyed
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I shan’t 😎
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I shan’t 😎
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Uh huh…😏
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Loved It! Btw it’s a great idea😂
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Right? Maybe 20 is a bit much… but still 😉
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A great way to work out! When I was on a two-week tour in Europe several years ago, I used the stairs at one of the hotels to get my cardio workout (as the hotel didn’t have a gym). My sister and I also used the stairs at an apartment in Paris.
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Bravo! I always use the stairs every chance I get. Maybe not 20 floors worth…
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Yea baby.
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Woot! 😎
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What a great read, Dale! Loved it.
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Thanks, Moon!
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