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Boys Will Be Boys – Friday Fictioneers

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Good Wednesday morning, my friendly readers.  I’m actually up and at ’em earlier than usual this week.  I don’t usually read any other stories except Rochelle’s but for some reason, I read Sandra’s this morning and glad I did as I almost went the same route!  I’ll have none of that.  Well, not on purpose, anyway!  So… I’ve gone a totally silly route to honour our local funny man, Russell… Of course Russell supplied a toilet pic.  Boys grow up to be big boys, don’t they?  Thanks for dragging us into your bathroom!

And, always, thank you to Rochelle for trying to keep us all in line week after week.  I know, we ain’t an easy lot! 😉

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©Russell Gayer

Boys Will Be Boys

How about this one?

“Beans, beans the musical fruit

the more you eat, the more you toot!

The more you toot the better you feel.

So eat your beans at every meal!”

Or this one:

“Beans, beans are good for your heart

the more you eat, the more you fart!”

The boys giggled.

“Dog smells his own poop first!”

You should know, ‘coz:

“You smelt it, you dealt it!”

Wait… Remember this one?

“Why fart and waste it,

When you can burp and taste it?”

 

Mom shook her head.  What was it with boys and their obsession with toilet humour?

109 thoughts on “Boys Will Be Boys – Friday Fictioneers”

  7. I think Russell is being a very bad influence on you. Of course, if you are talking “Big Boys”, I guess there is an entire scene in the movie “Blazing Saddles” about.. wait, even the title of the movie goes along with it, doesn’t it? Oh well, boys will be boys 😉

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  8. Ha! That made me smile Dale. Who didn’t love a cheeky rhyme while still young enough to get away with it? And I’m afraid Alice is sadly mistaken – in my experience, many never grow out of it 🙂

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  9. What about this one;
    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to shit and only farted,
    An hour later I took a chance
    tried to fart and shit my pants.

    And this class, concludes the lesson on potty humor.

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  16. Great fun. My 64 year old husband insists that all boys only mature to age twelve and just get better at hiding as they age.

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    • Thanks, Alicia. It just can’t be helped… I have witnessed too many times “big” boys still laughing at poo poo ca ca jokes…

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  34. THis sounds about right.My brother and his firends are 10-15, they think cussing and toilet jokes, and other gross bodily functions, are amazing.
    ♥Sin

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  41. OMG…..Hilarious Dale! I know the boys and their obsession with toilet humour. But, all these rhymes are new to me….lol. Thanks for laughs and a wonderful take on the prompt…Rofl! Keep writing! Love and Cheers!

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