This area is on my “To-Visit” list so I could not resist participating this week which got me digging into a little of the history of the region.
Pegman did not get enough of this lovely region of Europe, so this week Pegman heads a little further west to the Douro Valley of Portugal.
This week’s suggestion comes from the talented Lish over at Up From the Ashes. Be sure head over to her blog and enjoy not just this week’s story, but her excellent poetry and other entertaining stories.
Your mission on Pegman, as always, is to write up to 150 words inspired by the prompt. Feel free to use the image supplied above, or visit the Douro Valley yourself via Google maps and find your own street view or photo sphere for inspiration. Or better yet, visit it in person, and take the rest of us Peg-people with you!
Once your story/essay/poem is finished, share it with others using the link up below. Reading and commenting on others’ work is part of the fun!
Our Little Secret
“They don’t pay any taxes and they get our best wines. This works for those desgraçados inglês¹ but how is it best for us, eh, João?”
“But we sell even more wines, Santiago. It is good business!”
“Good Business? Bah! They are not paying what it is worth. Yes, we sell larger quantities but it’s still not right. We can make more. A lot more.”
“But how? The Methuen Treaty signed between our governments has tied our hands.”
“What good are their textiles to me? They cannot fix our roof or pay for more hands to work the vines. I’m telling you, I have the solution.”
“O quê? Como²?”
“We will dilute our good wine with our cheaper one. They won’t even be able to tell the difference and we will be able to increase our profits.”
“What if they find out?”
“Who’s going to tell? It’s our little secret.”
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¹English bastards
²Oh? How?
Q,
Nothing worse than when a person ‘wines’ about wines. I hate that! But he does have a point, it IS good business. And really, Santiago is gonna know if his little business stratagem is uncovered should he hear anything through the grapevine. In which case, squash!
Okay, enough punny business. NICE bit of research done, and it shows!
To the sweetness that comes with time.
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B,
Groan, forehead slap, shaking of head… and laugh! That was punny to the extreme 😉
Thank you. I was gonna talk about the fortification of their wines and thankfully did not as another did! I like to have my own angle, yanno… 😉
Yes, indeed. Mellow with age.
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I go overboard most times, I admit.
Fortification of wines? As in, I drink wine and feel fortified? I dig that, I relate to it even.
And yes, you are all about snatching that angle that no one else will. Love it.
Sweet and mellow. Bold too . .
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Mayhaps 😉
Fortification as in, they started adding a little bit of Brandy to help it keep during the long voyage along the river… (it stopped it from turning to vinegar) and of course, they developed, over time, a perfect ratio to what it is today… Port, that is 😉
And yes… I hate to be one of the crowd…
Yes. To all three 😉
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Alls I know about wine is that when I drink it, I get very chill and happy. As if the world has been dipped in the most outrageous flavor and I’m taking from the top.
To finding that angle, and nailing the landing.
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Well now… that is good to know 😉
To a score of 9.9 – since there was a typo…
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It’s not my go to, but as with anything else, I can adapt quite nicely.
Oh puhleeze!
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I have to admit I am an equal-opportunity drinker… there are libations I am less fond of and others way more but I rarely lift my nose in disdain.
Hey… a mistake, however slight… say an extra “s” or whatevs, still cannot merit a perfect score.
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Equal-opportunity drinker, I like that. As I like to use “libations” as it makes my merry that much more sophisticated a thing.
Yes, but the perfect score is soon forgotten. The extra “s” . . it has legs.
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I thought you might 😉 And yes… libations, not used to the “involuntary exportationn stage”, do make the merry so much merrier.
There is that… MWAH!
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Thing is, the involuntary is voluntary!
MWAH!
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Oh NO one chooses to have that libations backtrack…
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I do, lol.
Once my streak went by the wayside, I came to understand the efficacy of expulsion rather than suspension. Of course, I also plan ahead so’s I don’t have to sweat the refund.
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Ugh… Only when I know that the outcome of my having over-imbibed will result in this do I help it along the way with a two-finger salute! To get it over with so I can begin my recuperation… And this is a rarity to find myself in such a state.
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Yes, that is the key word . . . rarity.
It’s that wisdom thing, yanno? Partake . . don’t break.
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Yes… some of the advantages of getting older is hopefully getting wiser…
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Except in rare cases (see Charlie Sheen), it usually does the trick.
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LOL!
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Neat. Brought smile to my lips. Though, of course, in return, who’s to say substandard fibres weren’t used in the textiles? 🙂
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Glad it did.
Right. Who’s to say? 😉
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Oh, I like your take on the wine idea. Santiago has something there. And thanks for the link, too. Very interesting.
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Glad you enjoyed, Alicia.
I can imagine greed might have taken over…
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I was GOING to buy some wine from Portugal but now … well … 😉
(Just kidding!)
This was fun! And … I love the photo. I wanna stay in that house.
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Ha ha! Don’t let that old Treaty stop you… times they changed in the last 300 years… 😉
Glad you enjoyed.
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Donnow. That Australian wine looked promising … (heading to Google to check treaties …) 😉
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😀 Some are indeed!
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I’m not sure if the wine here will be weaker or stronger, but I’m starting to think I should go to the Douro Valley and find out for myself. Entertaining story that left me thirsty for more (wine) 😉
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I know what you mean! I’ve a hankering for a glass myself!!
Glad you were entertained. 🙂
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I’m with Karen — These stories are just making me want to drink port! Luckily I have some in the cupboard. But unfortunately, it’s only 9:00 am here, hmm… I suppose I can wait. Nice bit of history, Dale!
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9:00 may be a tad early for it… But I don’t judge! 😉
Thank you, Joy.
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I *did* pull the Port out and put it on the counter so I’ll remember this evening after dinner. 😉
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Now you’re talking! I’ll take mine out for when I get back from work!
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I know the Douro Valley, we spent our honeymoon there (and it was raining the whole time…. – coming from wet England at that time was a bit of a let-down !!) and we started then and there to appreciate their wonderful wines. So how dare you, my little (ha) Dale, to suggest such a horrendous ‘secret deal’? 😉 😉 😉 But of course, many might think exactly that – and not completely wrongly. I have read an article that a large number of Europeans, many of them English, stay in Portugal at least 6 months, for tax reasons = meaning they don’t pay any taxes at all. The hard working Portuguese mustn’t like this too much….. And I for myself wouldn’t mind spending the winter in a warm place myself – but we can’t do that (all of us, anyway!)….. So it’s a great little story but one that leaves a bit of an acrid taste in my mouth – Santé!!!
For those with a chance to visit the Douro Valley; it’s magnificient, even when it rains. It has lots of greenery, beautiful landscapes and kind and friendly people. And GREAT wines! And honest, simple, straightforward food and fish…. mmmh
Kisses from France
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Dearest Kiki,
Please note this little tale is based on history… dating back to the 1700’s. I assure you, they no longer practice such things..
I wonder if the Portuguese dislike the “Snowbirds” that much…
It is high up on my list of “To Visit” places…
Lotsa love from Eastern Canada!
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I know, sweetie….. I just had to trump the Douro’s merits once more. Such an incredible place of outstanding beauty, fantastic wines and great quality of life (IF you can carve out a living and there is the problem!).
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I feel your love of the place… makes me want to make my way there even more
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Dear Dale,
Once they’re sloshed they’ll never know the difference. 😉 A good one set up with dialogue and humor. L’chaim, my friend.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
True. For some, anyway! Glad you enjoyed my attempt to add some history to my dialogue. Cheers!
Lotsa love,
Dale
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Nice bit of research, Dale. I imagine some of this went on–and really, I suspect many wouldn’t know, especially with wine that people drank after it traveled on long sea journeys. Madeira–also Portuguese–was a favorite of the “Founding Fathers.”
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Thank you, Merril. Yes, it did go on and both wines were indeed favourites of the Brits. Would never “fly” today with all the regulations…
Glad you enjoyed.
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Well, you brought that dusty old treaty well and truly to life! A very plausible conspiracy told in believable dialogue. Nice one, Dale!
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Thank you, Penny! Much appreciated! I could so very well imagine such a discussion going on – and not necessarily between the vintners but between the brokers – the real crooks, I bet!
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Thanks for your history gleanings and sneaky solution. Sounds like a great place to visit even so.
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I know it’s on my list!!
Thank you!
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Diluting good wine with cheap stuff! What the world is coming to?
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They were looking for a cheater’s way to make a buck!
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Diluting Port? Sacrilege! 🙂 Lovely tale of these entrepreneurs flouting the rules to go their own way. Just so long as I can still have my bottle of Port at Christmas, I;m happy 🙂 Lovely writing Dale
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I know! How dare they!! Thankfully, that was over 300 years ago and I am positive they could never get away with it today…
Do enjoy your Christmas port with a clear conscience… 😉
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A Christmas port – or two? 🙂
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I’m not counting… So don’t you bother either 😉😎
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😉
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