I knew exactly where I wanted to go with Crispina’s latest challenge. I did a little reserarch to make sure I didn’t make a total fool of myself. This challenge is fun because the rules are fast and loose. Only thing that is asked is to keep it 150 words or less. Wasn’t feeling poetic this week so did a little discussion between two girls.
To play along, just click here, you’ll see pretty much anything goes!
Which Lady?
“Oh, this place is perfect! The Lady in the Water must reside here!”
“Don’t be daft. She came from a swimming pool.”
“Bother! Oh, I know! The Lady of Shallot, then. How romantic. Maybe we’ll see her—”
“What is wrong with you? She floated down a river. Does this look like a river to you?”
“I’ve got it. The Lady of the Lake. You cannot dispute that this could, despite its tiny size, pass for a lake.”
“Hah! Which one? Which Lady of the Lake?”
“Which one? There is more than one?”
“Yep. There is Viviane, Lancelot’s protector, who presented him with Excalibur. And there is the lady Ellen from Walter Scott’s poem who is the centre of attention in a feud between King James V and the powerful clan Douglas—”
“OK, OK. Smarty-pants. You’re no fun, you know that? I just wanted to play a simple game of make-believe.”
When I saw the title of this post … Which Lady … and then saw the picture, I couldn’t help thinking of the Lady of the Lake and the description from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail: ” Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
I can’t improve on that so I won’t even try.
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Neither can I!!! I had forgotten that part from “The Holy Grail”. Thanks for reminding me.
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Oh my gosh! You forgot something from the most important movie ever made? I just don’t know if I even know you anymore. I mean …
“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
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Ummm.. my bad? Here’s another confession: I’ve seen it but once.
And if you keep quoting it, I’m going to have to make it my mission to rewatch it with you in mind!
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I … just … “but once”?
I’m really struggling at the moment. Report back to me once you’ve watched the movie again.
“Bring out your dead!”
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Yep. Must be a guy thing to watch this one ad nauseum 😉
So terribly sorry. I fear your opinion of me must have dropped a few or more points.
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Oddly, it is a guy thing. I accept that it isn’t for everybody to watch this movie repetitively and will think no less of you for the idea that you actually found better things to do with your time than watch it over and over again.
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It is – this type of movie anyway. There are others that I have watched ad nauseum myself 😉
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What’s at the top of that list???
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There are a few. Fried Green Tomatoes (Yeah, I know, chick flick), A Knight’s Tale – I never get tired of it…why? I just can’t say…a coupla other chick flicks…
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Sigh … A Knight’s Tale is one of those movies that whenever the wife finds it on TV, she has to watch it. She’s got at least one of our sons addicted to the stupid thing as well. Again … sigh.
But I shall not judge … we all need our own ways to escape.
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Yeah. I know. It’s silly but it’s fun. Sigh away.
But there are other movies. Lots. That I’ll sit through time and again.
What’s yours unless it is The Holy Grail? And I’ll try not to judge myself…😉
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The one that pops up first in my head is the Batman movie with Heath Ledger as the Joker. I’d also watch Reign Over Me over and over again if given the opportunity. Into the Wild hits me in the solar plexus and is a movie I need to watch more than I do.
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Heath – oh look! Both our movies have him! 😎😉
I’ll have to check the other two. Into the Wild was one that I wanted and didn’t want to see…
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Yes… two completely different sides of Heath Ledger. I don’t think there will ever be a performance I see that tops his turn as The Joker. Reign Over Me is not an easy movie to watch. Nor is Into the Wild. I can totally understand not wanting to watch either one, but particularly with Into the Wild … it’s a true story that is just so incredible and speaks to a piece of me that I’ve never let out.
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He was so bloody versatile (Did you see “Being Heath Ledger”? So good)
Yeah, that’s why I’m hesitating. I know the story… I will one day.
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You can’t help but fall in love with the story and his dream and who he was, which makes the end so incredibly difficult. It’s a punch to the gut. I watched it again with my younger son a few months ago and we agreed on how hard the ending is.
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I hear ya. I can’t get my sons to watch anything with me anymore. Sucks.
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That’s too bad. Our younger son, who is 21, will still watch anything and do anything with me if I ask him. My older son, who is 24, not so much. Part of the problem is that he and I have completely different schedules. Part of the problem is that we’re figuring out if we actually like each other enough to want to spend time together. 😉
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My eldest, who is 21 can’t be bothered with anything to do with things we did as a family before his father died. I try but nope. Would rather lock himself in his room and watch YouTube videos on all sorts of subjects. The youngest, 19, will occasionally watch a snippet or even accompany me to the store. But that’s it.
Rather lonely, now that we mention it. Good thing I go out and do stuff!
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That’s all got to be really hard on all of you, but getting out and doing stuff is what you gotta do. I’m committed to not letting the limitations of my family members put limits on the things I want to do. As a result, I end up doing a lot of things by myself or with others.
And so … we went from the Lady of the Lake to watery tarts, to Heath Ledger and Into the Wild to family dynamics. ;).
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It has its moments! I’m just glad they’re old enough for me to keep on living life without having to worry about them. They can fend for themselves!
What a crazy ride this has been! Gotta love the blogging world for giving us the opportunity to go with the slow! 🙃🙂
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At this point I think the question needs to be asked … do you weigh as much as a duck?
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OK, OK! I’ll watch the damn thing again!!
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YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woooooot!
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Bella notte, no. Bella giornata, si. Piccolo, sì. Ma un oceano di una storia a prescindere.
Little birds chirpings be side an enchated pool, one the antagonist, one the protagonist. But there are no villains or heroes here.
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Grazie mille, mi amico. Molto apprezzato.
No, not a villain to be found in this little nook of a place.
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Q,
I can’t believe I saw Lady in the Water. In the theater no less. I have no blessed idea what I was thinking, and I still don’t. Other than the whole M. Night crush that I had going strong at the time, and which has been rekindled with his latest works.
Truth be told, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between Lady of the Lake or Water. My knowledge of the classics is nil.
Well done reflection (had to) on the artistic differences between reality and art.
B
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B,
Did ya really? Mind you, M. NIght, Giamatti and Bryce should mean potentially good… I never saw it (Thanks, Google for helping with this post.)
I’m sure you’ve seen some movie on King Arthur and Lancelot over the years – even if only in Disney form 😉
As for the Lady of Shallot, my first learning was thanks to Anne of Green Gables. And then Loreena McKennitt. Had never read the poem till not too long ago. Guess we’re never too old to learn!
Reflections… Hah! Thanks for your kind words that just flow ffom your pen, as it were.
Q
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Bryce?
Nope. Especially not Disney, LOL.
I am. Too old to learn that is. I tell the kids that all the time. If I learn from here on out kids, it’s by mistake!
I don’t know about that, but De Nader!
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Bryce Dallas Howard – the lady in question…
Well, you do have kids do I foolishly assumed you’d have sat through one of those .
Don’t you try to give me that crap!! Pffft! 🧐
Don’t ya?
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Ooooooh.
I did Pokemon, which taught me to send the kids with mom or aunt or anyone but me. I’m sure there was a Disney in there somewhere, I don’t remember. I’ve stricken it from me brain.
There’s the monocle. Ballgame!
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Smart of you to get out of the Disney trap ‘Course, I didn’t mind it quite as much as you seem to.
Well then, consider yourself just a smidge smarter, now that you know how Lancelot got the sword, even if this is not worth a piece of pie in Trivial Pursuit to you 😉
Haha!
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I wasn’t a fan. We did the first few Harry Potter movies together before I bowed out.
Lancelot got the sword on eBay. 😉
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Ah well. We like what we like and we don’t what we don’t. And that’s cool.
Oooohhh… Of course he did.
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It’s the truth of Ruth.
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And that’s what it’s all about.
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Muah!
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MWAH!
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Ha! One of them’s a spoil sport, or a bickering sibling, or well … just feeling argumentative to the max and persnickety for details …
This was fun!
Hugs!
Na’ama
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She may be at that… or just one of those know-it-alls who feels the need to one up others!
Glad you thought so!
Lots love,
Dale
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I liked the story! Not so sure I like that know-it-all… 😉
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Ha ha ha!! Well… she was just trying to make sure they “played” correctly… ahem. 🙂
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Yeah…me no wanna play with her…
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Don’t blame ya. She’s prolly like Anne of Green Gables getting all bossy and stuff.
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🙂
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Love your tale. Impressed you slipped those names in so slick.
But you did miss one: Mesuline, legendary ancestress of the Counts of Anjou, and thus of the Plantagenets, and therefore of the kings of England. She took mermaid form.
But that’s no criticism, since these days few people know that legend. 🙂
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Thanks, Crispina.
Blame Google! Then again, I would have run out of words – was Mesuline known as a Lady of some form of water?
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Not really. She was found in fresh water. Lady of Anjou, maybe. : She’s the archetypal fresh-water mermaid. I have a soft spot for her.
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Hmm. I was going to say she doesn’t count but….
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Well, I can see where you’re coming from. If you’re listing Ladies of … whatever water.
Let’s not disputre on it, eh.
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He he he,..
Not worth a dispute, that’s for sure!
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There’s always a spoilsport, you just carry on with your wonderful dreaming 🙂
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Right? Will do! 😊
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Ha ha the ignorant here only knows the Austin rose named Lady of the Lake:
https://www.davidaustinroses.com/de/the-lady-of-the-lake-rambling-rose
You are SO well ‚versed‘ (I don‘t even know if I use that word correctly) – I‘m in awe….
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Oooh. But she is so pretty!
Well thank you. I admit to Googling to make sure I didn’t screw up! I do thank you, still.
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Don‘t be too modest – you DO know a lot! 🙂
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My noggin’s full of bits and pieces…😉
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Dear Dale,
There are some people you can count on to ‘cheapen the moment’. I got lost amongst the Ladies. 😉 And when it comes to Loreena McKennitt you’ve found a captive audience. Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rodhelle,
There are those who just can’t seem to help but lord it over others (gah! I hope I’m never like that!)
So glad you enjoyed Loreena. Love her! 😊
Shalom and lots love,
Dale
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I love that Lorena McKennett version of Lady of Shallot. It may have inspired a few poems 🙂 –and I think of Anne of Green Gables, too.
Your comments above made me think of Spamalot–Sara Ramirez as the Lady of Lake.
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It is so good. I just love her.
Yes! Anne of Green Gabled is where I first heard of the Lady of Shallot.
Haha! Yep.. Spamalot… smh
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🙂
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My leg fell off whilst reading this. ‘Tis but a scratch!
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Hahaha!!
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There is always a killjoy on every reflective adventure. Well done, Dale.
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Thank you, John. ‘Twould appear so…
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😊
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Good work here. AND…. I LOVE LOREENA! I interviewed her once for an article I wrote. Love, love, love. YAY!
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Thank you so much!. And no way! How cool is that? Love her!
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Nice one Dale! I like the humour in your writing, a lot.
Oh, Loreena M is okay, too! 😉⚡️💥
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Thanks! So glad you do.
She’s got some great music.
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Yeah! And a Canadian to booT!!!!
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That is correctomundo!
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And there’s Crystal Kingsby from the old black and white movie called Lady in the Lake.. Makes me think women should think twice before visiting a lake…. Great Write, Dale.
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Thank you, Violet. Dang! I missed one!
Glad you liked.
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I’m an old movie buff, so this one was a natch for me..
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I am too, but obviously not of your calibre…😉
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Nice job Dale. I could picture two young girls just being girls and gabbing by the pond. And then you posted the link with the video and Loreena McKennett singing. I had no intention of listening and watching this for 12 minutes. But it was so engaging and beautiful, I could not stop. Shame on you. Lol. Lovely piece.
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Thanks, Jan. Glad you enjoyed both the story and the music. Who’d a thunk a biker dude would enjoy Loreena! 😉 And why not?
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This biker is a music fan of most genres. I sing and play many types. Well, I attempt to anyway. Lol.
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And that’s great! Wonderful, even. There’s barely a genre I dislike!
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Those Ladies take me back a long way. Love your modern take.
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Thank you, Ina. So glad you enjoyed.
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Normally I like my shallots tender and juicy but Loreena McKennkitt makes them perfect! 😇
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I hear ya! You like the green ones or the French ones 😉
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