A little silly ditty for this morning. Sometimes that is the only way to go. Right? Right.Β Thanks, Crispina, for the weekly challenge!
Heed the sign!
You may not enter
You may not cross
‘Tis my domain
I am the boss
Don’t even try
For you shall fail
Can you not read?
No Junk Mail!
Word count: 32
Dear Dale,
Is there a way to post that as my email address? Love it. Short and to the point.
Shalom and lotsa hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Don’t you wish?
My cute for the day π
Thank you, my friend.
Shalom and lotsa love,
Dale
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You made me laugh β¦ after all, no junk mail would put the postal service out of business.
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Glad I did!
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I like this Dale it reads like a rapπ
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Cool! Glad you like! π§‘
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π§‘π§‘π§‘
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I felt the words “dancing” as I read them π cool!
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Ha ha!!
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My sign would say “pick up after your dog.” Imagine the possibilities of a poop ditty. π€£
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Buahaha! Love it!
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There are soooo many ‘it’ and ‘rap’ possibilities. Im snickering just thinking about it!
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Maybe I should have kept looking in my pics for a pick up your poop sign…
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I have two now. Out of self defense. They are far more polite than I would have wanted but thought I’d adhere to the ‘you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar’ strategy.
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People are so rude.
And because of that, almost all our provincial parks refuse dogs. Honestly. What the hell?
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Rude and clueless and a topic that really gets me fired up. The worst are those who don’t pick up after their dog at the grade school. WTH? That’s a health issue your bozo cretin-you want your kid rolling around grass that has decomposed dog crap? Sheesh people!
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I know. Makes me want to spit. A school yard is a far cry from a woods (where, honestly, I won’t pick up if it’s way off the trail)
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I have a receptacle that is attached to the leash so have no excuse for not picking up. Plus with Elsa’s high prey drive, being off leash isn’t a likely possibility.
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I have one, too. It busted but no matter, my pocket always has baggies. I’m lucky, Zeke is good (and getting older so…)
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Pockets were made for multiple bags as well as for treats-don’t leave home without ’em, I always say! π
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I’m mean. I never bring treats…
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The neighborhood dogs adore me and it’s a good diversion for when Elsa loses her you know what sometimes. Reactive dogs can be so challenging. At times she’s amazing and then she turns into Cujo. Ugh!
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Of course they do!
I swear… maybe if Zeke were more demanding…
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I use the treats as training incentives. It’s done wonders for Elsa despite her unpredictability.
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They work. I know that much!
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But I’d wager you offer wine to uprights though? Am I right? π
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Darn tootin’… and maybe a chip or two if’n I have any! Might even throw in some home-made salsa π
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Kinda kills ‘there’s nothing to eat in the house’ lament, doesn’t it? #boys!
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Haha! There are jams and jellies and salsas, if nothing else..
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I think my waistline is expanding just thinking about those!
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Salsa is not fattening… It’s the damn chips that go with!!
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Iβm thinking of them too. π
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Of course! They go together!
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Love it, Dale. Brilliantly snappy. Delivers the message with more panache than a postman can muster. π
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Glad you enjoyed.
I’m thinking a postman would keep on walking π
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Me too.
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Hahaha. I would get no mail, period.
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I swear… neither would I!
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That and a few bills that still come by mail…
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Yeah, No bills in the mail.
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If it weren’t for junk mail they’d be no need for me to go to the mailbox “)
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Ha ha! How else will we find out about what’s on sale at that store we never go to?
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Lol! Exactly, or that restaurant I keep planning to go to.
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Right! With the coupon that is only good for stuff you DON’T want to eat!
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Laugh out loud, yep! Still gotta know about that.
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Haha! π
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Signs, signs, everywhere signs. Breaking up the scenery, blowing my mind. Read this, read that….for all the good it will do. Lol. Good job. But not likely to work well.
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Haha! I know,, right?
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Point well taken!
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π
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Ah!
Tis just the kind of thing that makes me itch
To ‘junk mail’ just to see them twitch … π
Na’ama (with a misplaced halo) … π
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Hahaha!!
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Q,
I wonder if the mailman abides to this, and if so . .what do they do with the junk mail? Give it to someone else? Send it back? Dump it in the drive-thru of a McDonalds and blame it on the car behind them?
Not gonna lie, I don’t mind junk mail as much as I used to. Because at least it’s not a bill. And junk mail can serve so many purposes. Like . . I can use it for scratch paper or wedge it in between something or use it as a coaster or . . and this is a personal favorite, use it in a post. Okay, so that pertains to emails but your ditty gives me an idea . .
Delightful ditty!
B
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B,
I wonder myself. Especially in an area such as this one that seems way out in the boondocks…
Like you, I don’t mind it at all – I have found me more than one service that I needed through them. Plus, they are great to start fires in my wood-burning stove or future fire pit π
Glad you dug my ditty,
Q
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I think that’s where you find the most interesting stuff, because peeps in the boonies are there for a reason. They ain’t got much social acumen going on. Love it.
See? Yet another use for the shite! I wonder if anyone has used junk mail to make crafts yet? Hmmmmm.
Darn right I dug your ditty! π
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You just might be right on that one! Acumen – good word…
Ta-dah! We can find myriad uses for the shite and I betcha they are used for crafts like dΓ©coupage and papier machΓ©!
Do wop ditty, ditty dig, ditty, do! π
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It always seems as if the peeps who live in the boondocks have their own code. That said, you just don’t want to get caught sneaking around their property.
We is creative people, that’s why.
Is this fifties night/morning?
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True dat. Why they went out there in the first place, I should think. And uh. no.
That we is!
Why not? Wasn’t a bad era….
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It’s the obsession with finding an interesting story, even at the extreme risk of getting your ass shot.
Uh huh!
Nope. Although, truth be told I dig the sixties and seventies music much more.
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He he he… I meant why go out and live there… but yeah, the ones who go snooping are potentially gonna find an interesting story…
Each decade of music has had their moments. I’d be hard-pressed to choose an ultimate favourite from the twenties to the eighties…
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There is a peace to being out there, I guess.
Okay, now you gone and done it because I have to chirp in on this and say eighties. If only because so much different music happened out of that decade. So many influences from the decades preceding it, and almost all of the music of the eighties got time stamped into samplings and covers and nods to its mighty influence in the decades after.
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There must be.
There! Now that you mention it… that is so true. I can’t say much of anything after the eighties is gonna be remembered as having an influence. I may be wrong and g’head and correct me…
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Everything that came after was time stamped with the eighties. Nothing wrong with that, but nothing original really. All ground that has already been covered.
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Glad to see I was not out in left field with my comment. Coz yeah. Nothing has felt original for a very long time.
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Oh, you’re out in left field. But that’s ayt, so am I.
Sampling became a buzzword thanks to the influence of eighties music.
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Ha ha ha ha!
True ’nuff.
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I love this! Pithy and humorous.
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So glad you did! A little silly goes a long way, sometimes π
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…. and no junk male, either! π β‘οΈπ₯
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Ummmm…. right. right. No junk male…
I deserve better. ππ
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Yeah! β€
Frank's concert this weekend. I'm quite excited. π
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1 o’clock tonight…
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TONIGHT???
OMG!
I thought tomorrow night. Where am I?
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Coz 1 am is officially tomorrow… He’s sneaky like that
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Something light and funny always fits the bill!
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I like to think so π
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How does GET LOST sound?!
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Buahaha!
Maybe a “tad” rough….π
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OK, DROP DEAD…. ! π
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Hahaha! You are baaaaad, Kiki!
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