Welcome to Crimson’s Creative Challenge. I didn’t think I’d come up with something and then, well, I did. I love that this challenge means pretty much anything is accepted, as long as we keep it under 150 words. Can’t say I blame Crispina. For challenges, that means a lot of reading (and I try to read all the participants’ entries too, so. Yeah. I do my bestest to keep it at 150 or less).
Emma-Why
Mommy! Look at the ducks!
I think they are geese, dear.
I thought ducks were white and gooses were black and white like the ones in Canada.
Geese. And there are different types.
Why are they geese and not gooses?
I don’t know.
Why are these geese here in the parking lot? Isn’t it hot for their foots?
Feet, not foots.
Why is is feet and not foot?
Good question. English is funny that way.
Can I pet them?
Oh no! Geese are notorious for being nasty.
What is notorious? And they look nice.
Notorious means they have a bad reputation. Don’t disturb them; they probably think we are on their territory.
That’s silly, Mommy. They should be in the water or in the air!
You’ve got that right, Emma-Why.
Why do you call me Emma-Why?
Gee, I wonder why!
Word count 150
And since I like to add a photo of mine, here are some Canada Gooses 😉
We’ve just had between 150 and 200 Canada Geese fly over our house in swathes from the park.
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And they can leave quite the mess behind!
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That’s the problem….. the park covered in goose poo so watching your step takes on a whole new meaning as nowhere is clean!
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Ugh. We went to a beach one year and it was COVERED. Soooo gross.
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The beach here is fine and the sand is swept daily where the dogs aren’t allowed, but the park is another matter. This year they raided the goose nests to keep the numbers down as we had so many goslings last year, but the flock is so big now.
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Ridiculous, no doubt.
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Sadly too many.
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Don’t I know it
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LOL, this was fun! Sounded almost like a miniature speech-and-language session … (almost, but … )
And, yes, English IS odd.
Moose stay Moose.
Fish stay Fish.
But a goose turn to Geese.
And a mouse turn to Mice.
And a foot turns to Feet.
And there’s not much to do but to learn those and know these …
🙂
BTW, I adore Emma-Why’s kind!
🙂
Na’ama
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LOL! I actually had included the moose-moose thing and the mouse-mice but my word count was too high so I cut them out!
Emma-Why was our neighbour nicknamed so by my hubby…. I still call her that 😉
Dale
xo
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🙂 I’m so glad you know a real-life one. Emma-whys make life fun! 🙂
Oh, just the other day a kid asked me why two octopus together only like pie.
😀
XOXO
Na’ama
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I did. To think she is now a teacher…
Haha! Love it 🐙🐙
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Adorable, Dale. Emma why indeed.
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Thank you, John.
Loosely based on our adorable neighbour. Mick nicknamed her such and I still call her that 😉
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Hahaha.
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Great illustration of childhood curiosity. For some questions, like the multi-sourced English language, there just is no answer.
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Thanks, Christine!
I know what you mean!
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That’s so lovely and cuddly. You’ve captured that child to a T.
And BTW, it’s to do with a vowel change in the underlying German.
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Thank you, Crispina. Based loosely on my neighbour. Mick nicknamed her Emma-Why.
Alrighty then.
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Probably when she was about 5 years old. That’s the usual time for Why, if I can remember so far back
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She was anywhere from 4-5, for sure.
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A delightful age. When mothers lose their hair, torn out in exasperation. 🙂
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Hahaha!!
Indeed!
😊
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See, you’ve been there. 🙂
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Well done Dale! 😀 ❤
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Thank you!!
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Love it, Dale 🙂 ❤
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Thanks, Susan. 😊
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For some reason, I didn’t know the plural of moose is moose! This was a cute little exchange with Emma. We sometimes get Canada geese by the thousands – not in my yard, fortunately.😧
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Indeed. You do not want them in your yard. Their poop is impressive!!
And you learnt something new 😉
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I’ve heard Canadian Geese mate for life, which I suppose, is nice. But, boy are they mean. Especially, when they’re expecting. The males can get downright hostile, as our dog found out. Then there’s all that hissing, not to mention what gets on the bottom of your shoe. 😀
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They really are nasty. Totally not Canadian-like at all! The make us look bad…
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Dale, I’d say deport them, but it looks like that may have already happened! 😀
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Buahahaha! They keep coming back!
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LOL! 😀
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Cute!
If you don’t ask questions, you don’t learn.
I love that there is a real “Emma-why.” 🙂
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Thanks!
And this is so true.
Cutest little buggaboo who is now a lovely young lady. 😊
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brilliant – and this mum should have learned to speak plainly – you don’t bombard your Emma-Why child with such sophisticated words 🙂 😉
But then you wouldn’t have had such a clever little story. Thank you so much!
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Thank you.
Well,.that depends. My boys have a great vocabulary because I never spoke baby talk and always used big words…😉
And glad you liked!
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Dale, I didn’t baby-talk either, never. But I took the mickey out of you because of ‘notorious’. Go and check how many adults don’t know that word! All of this also made me think and smile at the great and easily understandable books by Alexander McCall Smith, a notoriously prolific (!) Scottish writer. He is the Go-To writer I always send my friends with limited English vocabulary because he so cleverly has invented ‘instructed’ characters who explain difficult words in the book as part of the story. Highly recommended.
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I always use my eldest son as an example: When Toy Story came out, there is a phrase Mr. Potato Head says to Mr. Pig – he calls him an uncultured swine. While most kids were going about saying “To infinity and beyond!” Iain was going around saying “You cup of swine!” 😉
I loved “The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency”…
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His other books are also great – I also like the
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sorry….. ’44 Scotland Street’ series and the ‘Isabel Dalhousie’s novels.
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I remember vividly in my family the ‘why’ problem….. My mother did what she could, explained, told, repeated, but at one moment she’d always blow a casket and say: BECAUSE! Still makes me smile 🙂
And NOT asking plenty of questions (and getting replies) is a sad thing. One mustn’t curb the interest in a child.
Two days ago I met up with a true French person and told him about all the misunderstandings and various unwanted second, third and forth senses/meaning I’ve found. The guy was gobsmacked; because he KNEW he never saw the problems his mother tongue poses to non-French speakers. For a beginning we spoke about MER/mère, foi/foie/fois, plus et plus, etc. Can’t think of all of them now.
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Oh, I remember vividly my boys and their “why” stage. I think we all finish with a “BECAUSE!”
And yes, English is as guilty for not only words that sound the same but those which are spelt the same yet pronounced differently! Take read, read 😉
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Love that. Canadian gooses… Bwahaha!! 🇨🇦
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Tee hee 😉
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Q,
What’s good for the gooses is good for the gander, right? And this was an entertaining gander at that. And yes, I think it would be more fun if they were referred to as gooses rather than geese. Whenever this comes up, it always feels as if the word “geese” is a tad bit shackled to conventional standards.
Emma is a classic name. It was in my short list for my daughter way back when. I just loved the sound of it, and of course, how when shortened into Em it remained itself by and large. Now, Emma Why sounds like a really cool spy name.
150 word (or less) challenges ain’t got a chance against the Notorious Q! You’ve done it again!
B
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B,
Right? The English language is so restrictive 😉 !
It is a classic name, for shizzle. I shall suggest Emma change from teacher to spy – mind you, they could go together, couldn’t they?
Notorious, eh? Thanks, B!
Q
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It’s why they lost the war, methinks. They were too busy fixing on the rules while us ‘Muricans were too busy breaking ’em!
Yes, Emma is the teacher by day and the spy by night. And really, for her sake, I hope she gets weekends off to recover.
In the very best of ways. And besides, it sounds spy-like.
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Ah, is that how it went down?
Now I have Mission Impossible playing in my head! Teachers never get weekends off…
It does, at that.
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I’ve heard rumors. And plus, we drank beer throughout the conflict, which put the boys at ease with just the right amount of aggression. The nasty drunks went to the front lines, for good measure.
It’s a good tune at least. But it just keeps going in the same direction.
I know it. Which is why THEY drink.
Yup.
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That works! Win-win!
This is true. Goes on and on.
Only way they can get through the school year!
😉
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They didn’t remember they’d won until years later. But it still counted.
It’s like watching the Flintstones when Fred runs through the living room and passed by the same fucking picture over and over and over again . . .
That and the meds.
😉
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Buahaha!!
And over and over…
Yes. Do not forget the meds.
😀
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That’s why it took so long to put together a charter that people would be able to fuck with hundreds of years later!
And over. I mean, after the first twenty seconds it’s all on a loop.
Never. Even if I don’t mix em any longer.
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Now THAT makes total sense.
That it is.
And that is a good thing…
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Maybe the suits could take a line or several from our founding fathers instead of behaving like power hungry televangelists.
I know, it’ll never happen.
A very good thing.
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Now you are dreaming in Technicolor…
Nope.
And absolutely a very good thing.
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As is the wont of writers.
The suits will never learn.
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True dat.
Again, true dat…
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Love your story. It reminds me so much of our very inquisitive 3 sons when they were young. Why is there air? Of course Bill Cosby’s classic answer of “To blow up basketballs” was not a good answer for them. They really wanted to know. Good job.
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I think there is not a parent who walks this earth who has not had to deal with the “why” stage!
🙂
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Dear Dale,
I love Emma-Why. So cute. Geese are not only notorious for being nasty, they’re notorious for leaving a trail of poo. And why do they call them Canadian geese when they love Missouri and Kansas so much? I see gaggles all year long all over the place. Why am I rambling when I just stopped in to read and tell you how much I loved this story. Why haven’t I stopped yet?
Why not just say shalom and lotsa hugs?
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Emma-Why herself was at my sister’s BBQ today, and came with cupcakes. She got a kick out of my story (that I had to show her, of course.)
They are nasty and their poo is substantial. We once went to a beach and left because it was COVERED… ugh.
Why thank you for your lovely comment and I send you lotsa love and a shalom!
Dale
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I love this post to pieces 💜💜💜🥴
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So glad you do!!😊🧡🧡🧡
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💚💚
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Clever little conversational piece. I loved the ending. What a fitting nick name!
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Thank you, Violet!
Saw Miss Emma-Why yesterday, matter of fact!
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Cute story and so believable. Sounds like a conversation you’ve had before many times.
From reading other comments, it sounds like Emma-Why is a real person. I thought you had two boys, but I could be wrong. Is Emma yours or a friend?
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My neighbour’s daughter. She was at my sister’s BBQ on Saturday and I showed her the post. She giggled. Still trying to get over the fact she is now a teacher!
We might not have had this particular conversation, but many like it 😉
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Glad you survived. ;0)
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Ha ha! I did.
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Well said ❤️…
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Thank you!
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Huh! Maybe they’re Pigeons in Gooses’ clothing?
Just one of my wild guesseses.
Sweet write, Dale!
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Maybe!!
Thanks. Gotta have fun sometimes.
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English is a funny language! Emma is such a curious kid. It was a fun read, Dale! 😄
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It so is. She was! We adored her big brown eyes and questions.
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Sometimes, it’s hard to explain it to our kids when they ask questions like that. Sometimes it can be irritating but most of the time, it puts a smile on our faces.
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That it does… especially when we think back and realise how long ago it has been
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