Good Wednesday afternoon, my peeps! Hope your day is as fabulous as mine! (Got cut from work coz of the rain so… a rain day – think snow day in winter.)
I looked at this picture and thought… dang. Then I sent it to my lovely buddy Marco (a man can be lovely, right?) over at Sorryless who said: Huitzilopochtli! And I said: “How the fuck do you remember a name like ‘Huitzilopochtli’?” His response: “Because he was an Aztec God.” Uh. Okay then. The man is brilliant, what can I say? A whole discussion ensued and using bits and pieces and The Wickepedia, this nonsense was born.
Thanks to our birthday girl, Rochelle for hosting this weekly party and thanks go out to Penny Gadd for causing me grief, I mean making me work… 🙂
As always, click on Monsieur Frogue below to add your 100-word story inspired by this image or to read others…
Quetzalcoatl
“Good God, Grace. What the hell kinda plant is that? It’s positively evil-looking!”
“No idea, Steve. I call him ‘Quetzalcoatl‘.
“Quetzal-what?”
“Quetzalcoatl. Looks more like Huitzilopochtli but he was into sacrifices. Can’t have that.”
“You’re weird. It looks like tentacles waiting for me to come close enough to grab.”
“You watch too many horror movies. It’s affected your perception. I call him that because I’ve been reading about the Aztec gods. He was the god of wind, air and learning or wisdom and it seemed fitting to put him up there. Don’t you think?”
“I think you read too much.”
I reckon they are ice hockey players!
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Hahahaha!
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I reckon they must be! 😉
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You gotta be British. North Americans consider the use of the word ‘ice’ redundant. They’re just ‘hockey players’ until someone adds ‘floor’, or ‘field.’. 😀
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OOOOOOOOH, I don’t think I wanna pronounce either one of these, but Twiddly says that Quetza is his cousin, twice removed, and that Hui has always been a pain. Literally.
He recommends keeping a wary eye, and promises “it will be interesting, whichever one of them it ends up being…”
😉
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Buahahahahah!
Love it.
You kill me, Na’ama.
I think the only danger involved is some people learning a thing or two 😉
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I don’t know. Twiddles is rather, um, mysterious, about these things. And my understanding is that its vines can GROW … So you never know, if your back is turned …
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There is that…
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‘zatly
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There’s something known as: reading too much?! Good story, Dale!
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To some… but we know where they end up 😉
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ha!
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Wow, love the research this entailed. Brilliantly done, Dale.
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thank you, Susan!
I had to stay away from the obvious!
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Did you ever see the documentary called “The Stoned Age” on PBS? It’s about the psychedelic mushrooms and other herbs used, primarily by the priests, for religious purposes. They would probably see a multi-winged dragon in that plant.
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Buahahaha!
What are you trying to say to me, Russell? 😉
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Excellent, Dale. I would not leave that thing in the dark.
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Honestly, why anyone would choose such an eyesore is beyond me…
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Me too. 😀
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Those damn Aztecs and Mayans, Im sure they didn’t call him that to his face, That plant is awful, I agree and doesn’t relay look real to me, hey ho! Good stuff is found down the wickerpedia hole occasionally!
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Ha ha! That plant is awful indeed.
You can get lost inside that hole…
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Hahahaha–but you can never read too much, IMHO.
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I agree wholeheartedly!
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Sounds like Aztec blasphemy to me
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It might at that…
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⚡️💥Definitely a Quetzalcoatl.
I hate to blame any plant for anything. Tattered lace?
Fun post, Dale!
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Glad you thought so, Sorceress!
Tattered lace… dang… I could have gone that route too!
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Dear Dale,
Now that you mention it, the plant does resemble the Aztec god. My Spanish teacher used to share great stories about the Aztecs and the Mayans. Can a person really read too much? I think not.
Shalom and lotsa hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Thanks to Marco for that one. I would never have gone down that route, that’s for sure. They do have a fascinating history, though.
And the answer is definitely a big, fat NO!
Shalom and lotsa love (and more birthday hugs),
Dale
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The Aztec culture is interesting for a number of reasons. Your story is great. Stay away from the plant. “Feed me seamore “.
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It is…
Ha ha ha! There are a few with that theme this week.
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The first thing that came to my mind was Archaeopteryx … so its good that you asked Marco instead of me.
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That could have been interesting, too 😉
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Nasty plant. Good take. And I like a plant named for the god of wisdom and learning.
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Isn’t it the ugliest thing? Glad you liked it 😉
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Your story, not the plant 🙂
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Hahaha! I thought you meant my story…
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Have to be sure 🙂
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That is an apt name considering its bookcase location 🙂
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I figured…😉
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I’ll take your word that the spellings are correct here! Can one read too much – I don’t think so. Can someone read too much and become a bit of a know-it-all and a bore…well…! 😉
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Hahaha! Copied and pasted to make sure 😉
No, one cannot read too much but yes, one definitely can be a little of a know-it-all. I like to think in this case she was just ‘splaining…
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Haha. You came up with something awesome. When a plant becomes more like a pet… or ancient god honouring…
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Thanks to my friend’s nudge! Maybe she is just one of those people who names everything… like her car could be Carla or something 😉
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Haha. Too many names to remember!
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No kidding!
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I don’t care what it’s called. there’s no way that weed would perch om my Billy bookcase!
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Can’t say I blame ya! Mind you mine doesn’t eat people…
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You certainly boned up on your topic for this week. You’ll be competing with our fearless leader in the educational stakes soon. Good one, Dale.
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I just knew I couldn’t go down the man-eating plant… and then well, thanks to my friend I went a little haywire!
Glad you thought so.
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That first line is hilarious!
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Glad you thought so!
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Q,
Alls I did was supply the thought, you scored the TD. It’s like, when a head coach game plans a certain route and then hands it to the QB who then takes the matter into his own hands and creates something that makes the coach go “Okay well, that made me look way smarter than I am,”
Like that. This.
You know, Quetz and the planet Venus were likethis. Which explains the deeply intuitive nature of the Gods who did their best to prosper a more worthwhile and sustainable form of progress.
Nicely played, smart cookie. 😉
B
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B,
Without your supplying the thought, I’d-a never gone there. And I dunno about the whole making look smarter thing here…
And you. The best.
I know they were. And damn those 100 words forcing me to curtail meself.
Muchismas gracias, supplier of must this week! 😘
Q
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There’s that schweet as pie humility I was talking about. So I will take credit simply for an off the cuff observation. To which you masterminded into your challenge win. Coo?
Um, no you are. We’ve been over this already.
Curtail is a very underrated word.
De Nabokov!
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Well seriously.. Please do take the proper credit for directing me. Even if I didn’t go the way you suggested 😉 and then masterminded my challenge win. Howzat?
Now now… let’s share.
It truly is.
Lolita it!
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Done.
I was fixated on Negan, whereas you wanted something more positive, like Morgan. I get that, and it worked beautifully. 🙂
Zat’s good!
That’s what caring is all about, no?
Nicely done Q!
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Excellent!
I hear ya… and I figured there would be death and destruction galore in this week’s stores (and I was right) so… being me…
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That is so.
I’m working on it!!
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Not that there’s anything wrong with death and destruction. When done tastefully, of course. 😉
You keep up the great work!
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Of course not. I shall wait for a peaceful image as others won’t think of it… I hate being one of the crowd 😉
I shall do my besterest.
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You do you, as the saying goes.
Your besterest is the bestiest.
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That I do! Can’t do no one else nohow 😉
It’s all I can try to do, eh?
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Well said, brava to your java!
It’s all that’s needed, truth be told.
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Curtsies and blows a kiss in thanks.
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MUAH!
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MWAH!!
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Great pictures. I actually like the plant. Did you know that this Aztec god was on Jeopardy this past week?
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Thank you, Ina. It does have a je ne sais quoi…
I did not! How funny!
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Love this. And good ol’ WIKIpedia! Fun story.
Ronda
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Thank you, Ronda. It sure does come in handy at times!
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This is my favorite for this week. Inspirational friends are the best.
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Why thank you, Phyllis! I am very touched!
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I think I need a pronunciation guide, and I’m Aztec, at least in part.
Any serious plant owner has to be ready to sacrifice for, or to, their plant. Just ask Seymour.
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Ha ha ha! If you click on the links, there is a place you can click to hear the pronunciation!
No, no… you guys have it all wrong… she just gave her plant a name. He ain’t eating nobody!
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I got it. I was just playing off your reference to the god who demanded sacrifices. It was just a joke.
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Sorry. All good!!
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Scared by a plant! Wait till he sees the Ahuizotl she has kept in the yard. Mythology and legends from ancient cultures are always fun to read about.
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I think he wasn’t so much scared as turned off. But yes, if she is into the Aztecs, she just might have other stuff stashed away.
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Brilliant Dale, amusing and educational 💜💜💜
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Thank you, Willow! I had to stay away from the killer plant! 🧡🧡🧡
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Me too 💜
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Love the Aztec theme, great pictures.
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Thank you, James. Went a tad outside the box 😉
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to each his own i guess. 🙂
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I guess.
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A glorious celebration of those Aztek Gods’ names – suits the plant I think.
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Thank you, Francine! So very glad you like and agree!
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I’d make a comment but my tongue has become twisted beyond repair.
Fun story.
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Hahaha! Call him Quetz for short 😉
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Great write & well done on the research too!
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Thanks Lisa
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There sure is something other-worldly lurking in that plant. You’ve got it right, I think.
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That there is. Thank you, Margaret.
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Whatever you might have got them from, Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli are mouthful and nice names.
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Aren’t they? Haha!
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I could even pronounce the names let alone read them! x
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Nice spin to the prompt, Dale.
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Thanks, Ted!
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I was worried about this plant, but you came up with great names, now I rather like the codger.🙂
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See? All it took was a little tongue twisting!
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The heck with the Aztecs. I just changed it to a snake plant. I agree we should read a lot. We don’t have time to experience everything personally. A good story and well written, Dale 🙂 — Suzanne
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Thank you, Suzanne. That’s the fun of this stuff. We get all sorts of stories!
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Ha.. sorry for coming here so late, I can see where Lovecraft got his inspiration for names… 🙂 and the plant might have inspired them both.
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No worries, Björn – there is no late.
Maybe!
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It is certainly an evil-looking plant. Love your unique take and creative story, however it came about. =)
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Thank you, Brenda. So glad you did
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Not like any hockey players I’ve seen! The countdown clock has started. The real sports season is soon to begin. Woohoo.
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Hahaha!!
This is true!
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Three weeks, baby to opening! 🏒
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Ya baby!!
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Did you check your email?
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I’ve been on the phone practically non-stop today. But I’m working through and see there’s a sweet (and favorite artist) email from you. xxoo
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All those birthday wishes, eh?
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Family calling and texting from all over the country!
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Beauty! It is, a most special day!!
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The ‘zero’ keeps staring at me but it’s all cool considering the alternative. 😉
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Right? What’s a zero when you are as fab as you are?
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Well it beats a common or garden spider plant!
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That’s what I thought 😉
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Dale, I swear you have a listening device in my house. That conversation is so typical of some of my chats with Terry. He has often asked me, “How did you know that?” and I always answer, “I read a lot.” He shakes his head. “Too much. Your head’s going to explode.”
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I love it!!
And good for you! I’m often asked that same question 😉
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“What are you going to do with all that useless trivia?”
“irritate the daylights out of you!”
🙂
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Buahaah!
And winning at Trivial Pursuit!!
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You can never read to much. A fun piece, Dale! Now I’m imagining ceremonies to the sun and it all fits!
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I could not agree more, Laurie. And great if reading my little piece gets you imagining!
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