Welcome to Crispina’s FUN, FUN, FUN challenge. There are no rules. Well, there is but one, which Crispina herself totally broke this week, and that is the maximum word count. Supposed to not go past 150. I guess like any rules, some are made to broken, occasionally. If you want to see the list of possibilities for this prompt, just click here. I, once again, tried to find a “matching” photo which kinda comes into play in my story 😉
Big Plans
She had a grand plans for the house. She was going to renovate it and make it hers. She’d remodel the kitchen, moving a wall, adding extra cabinets and much needed counter space. Once she was done there, she’d redo the bathroom, change the tiles and replace that God-awful toilet and sink. Following that, she’d strip the floors and restain them a nice dark colour. She had ideas for the landscaping too, including installing a beatiful gate to replace the horrid wood one. Her humble abode was going to become her haven.
Oh the visions she had!
Oh, the funds she had not!
What she needed to do was scale down her ideas into smaller, more manageable jobs. Things like adding a coat of paint…
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Word count: 125
That’s brilliant, Dale. And is that your gate? I know it’s your photo, but is it a photo of your gate? Cos if so, I have to say snap! Well, regardless, I’ll say snap! Snap!
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Thank you, Crispina. I swear, I wrote a totally different angle of the same story but as I puttered around with it, I disliked it more and more.
And oh, hell no. I have a “horrid wood one”…
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Well I like that one. And if you want one like that, then here’s hoping you get one. How a gate looks is important.
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Well I am glad you do. And frankly, the gate is never going to be that nice 😉 Though it needs must be changed. We have to fight to open it as it is now…
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Oh, that’s no good. Who knows what fated visitor it might deter and keep away. 🙂
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A good shove works… but when the snows come, we will be in more of a pickle…
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Candle wax. Better than oil. Thoroughly wax every scrape-together surface
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Umm. No. This is more a case of must remove gate, cut the bottom to make it stop rubbing. OR, remove tiles, dig and replace tiles…
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Remove gate
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Have pool. Against the law to completely remove it. Need a handyman to fix it
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Shucks. I wish you luck. Do you need luck to find a handyman? Maybe not. But maybe you do to find a good one. 🙂
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I have a most handy cousin but will not ask him as he helped me LOTS with the old house. He would help if I asked, but I won’t. I did find a guy I work with who does little jobs so I will be calling him.
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Nice fella is he? 🙂
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Will depend on how much he charges, just how nice he is!
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🙂
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Great story, it is about me. I have all these same ideas, one , yes, one day. Loved it.
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Guess what? I moved into my “castle” in June… I gots me some plans… BIG plans… 😉
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I guess we all have dreams–and face reality. 🙂
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I am sure we do. Some of us might have bigger ones than others 😉
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Dear Dale,
Oh the plans we make. Very nice gate, though. 😉 No funds? No fun. You did manage to model a good story. 😉
Shalom and lots of constructive hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Oh indeed. I love how I can almost always find a picture to “match” Crispina’s. I just searched through my photos and I found another one of the same – without the junk in the back. Oh well. And glad you enjoyed my story 😉
Shalom and lotsa remodeled luv!
Dale
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The real fun in a remodel is all the dreaming that goes into it- the rest of it is hard work, and yes, tons of money. Well told, Dale.
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Thank you, Violet. Oh, if I had the funds, this joint of mine would be going through a major overhaul…
Glad you enjoyed.
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Yep, the all-too-familiar scaling down of ideas… but sometimes [if not most] this process results to much nicer outcomes. I think it’s because one is forced to be more creative. 😉 Loved the story, Dale! …and your photo of that gate! xoxoxo
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Oh man. Do I have to scale down 😉
So glad you liked my story, Marina! I am pleased I found a responding picture to Crispina’s – on a more humble level …
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No YOU don’t… you don’t need an excuse to be creative!!!! 😘😘
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Oh hell yess! 😘😘
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😘😘
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Q,
Buahahaha! Every plan is like a seed . . if people only saw it that way. We ain’t all hyped up on the size of a seed, because we know its yield will produce something wonderful. Of course that’s what counts the most.
Once again you’ve kicked the heels off of a challenge that could not contain your mighty imagination. But really, it’s kind of unfair that you got one hundred and twenty five words this time around, seeing as how you’ve nailed it in the tiniest fractions of that voluminous word count. 😉
B
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B,
This is so true! That seed is but the beginning. If only we can give it time and not get frustrated!
Well, to tell the truth, it started off under a hundred. Then I tweaked and played with it so much that I destroyed it. So I started over and did it in one fell swoop. Go figure. There are times for 28 words and others where we let ourselves go a tad more 😉
The important thing is I got a Buahahaha outta you and it turned out ayt!
Q
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There shouldn’t be frustration until the bills come due.
Like I said, you’re the mistress of that particular mayhem. Ain’t no way Imma even pull on the cleats for a challenge that possesses greeting card specs.
You DID get the buahahaha. And it turned out more than ayt.
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True dat. There might be a li’l right now as I try to figure out what needs doing most 😉
I do thank you for the title. You gots your own particular speciality(ies) though I know if’n you wanted to, you could 😉
I am glad I did. And that it did.
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I’m sure you’re on Pinterest, no?
Everyone has their sweet spot, to which they must abide. Mine is particularly wordy. Which is kinda like yours truly, LOL. I defer to your skill set when it comes to brevity though. Not an easy thing to pull off, even if you make it look so.
I’m not surprised. In the least.
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I was.
This is true. And you do wordy, wonderfully. I am amazed, quite frankly, that I can do brevity coz, as you know, “live”, I ain’t so brief.
Thank you.
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Lots of great ideas on there.
No, you ain’t brief. But the alter ego allows you to rein in that wordy. It’s a coo mix.
De Nine Iron
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This is true and I honestly forget about it. Maybe I should go back to take a look outside of recipes 😉
I have an alter-ego! Woot!
No golf references, if you don’t mind… 😉
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That site has everything. It’s the recipe/decor/meme equivalent of what YouTube is to music and forklift do’s and don’ts.
Writers get a packet. Alter ego is in there with smokes and drinks. Mind you, not all need be used and it’s probably a good idea to steer clear of dwarf strippers.
Sorry, I forgot.
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It does. It just hasn’t been my go-to. I may have to rethink that idea.
I have so much to learn about this writer-thing. Though I think I would have avoided the dwarf strippers by instinct alone.
Forgiven (coz it was a good ‘un)
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It’s all the rage.
I wish I’d had that instinct, but yanno . . live and learn.
Phew!
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So I hear.
Buahaha!!
Oh puh-leeze, like you doubted for a second 😉
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The midget strippers chapter has been redacted. Now . . what were we talking about?
Did I? I think not . . .
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Baseball. No, home renovations. Both. I don’t know what else you are talking about.
Thank goodness…
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Check and check and thank you.
Really.
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Of course. You know I’ve got your back.
Really, really.
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I do.
Truly.
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I know you do.
Madly
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Definitely
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😘
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😘
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Isn’t it shit when reality bites😜😜😜🤐🦇🦇
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It totally blows. I need to win the lottery.
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Me too 🦇😜😜😜😜
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Oy…
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The story of our last twelve years: needs, plans, no funds. 🙂
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Oh ugh…
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Well, you hit home with this one. It probably applies to many of us. Me for sure. Good write.
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I’m sure most of us are restricted funds-wise in our desires to improve. Those of us who don’t have the manual talents to make things happen (Mick had talent in spades.)
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Sounds like my kind of compromise!
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At least that one is affordable 😉
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Paint does wonders even in the face of no new floors, cabinets, tiles, etc. Embrace the VOC’s and see all the possibilities.
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Paint does.
VOC?
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Volatile organic compounds-the stuff that often makes paints smelly. 😉
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I googled it and thought… is that what she means? LOL… paint doesn’t smell too bad 😉
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I rather like it but over the years, the paint industry has taken a fair amount of VOC’s out of paint. I know because I used to mix it in the hardware store.
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Thank goodness they have.
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👍🏻
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A coat of paint would be nice. Well done, Dale.
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Yes, it is the cheapest embellishment I can do for now 😉
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Sometimes the best too.
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Well… I can try to convince myself of that 😉
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Funds schmunds. A girl can dream a little:).
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Darn tootin’. And whilst she is dreaming, she can plan…
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Hi Dale, I like the take on this one, I got to the end and thought I know that problem, no money but a coat of paint and pot plant can always make a difference.
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Guess it wasn’t too hard to figure out that the end result would be such 😉
Yep. A coat of paint is what will have to do for now!
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Some of the best plans get ‘reassessed’ for lack of funds … 😉 And in the end, a coat of paint can make a home yours, better than without one … 😉
(I feel you about that bathroom thing — hopefully into the bucket list and not end up being the need to USE a bucket … 😉 )
Still cograts on your house, though.
A house is still a house! Ahead of the curve you are, on this one!
🙂
Na’ama
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Ahhh… let us just say that we shall start with the coat of paint and work our way up the necessary list before getting to the desire list.
Thank you. It is my first all on my own.
Dale
xo
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Up the ‘necessary’ list … eh? (tee-hee…) 😉
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Uh huh 😉
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PS as I said, you are ahead of the game here, already, owning a home. Seriously. It is not something to take for granted, let alone, alone.
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Well… I have been a co-owner of a house since the age of 29. This is, however, my very first time without a man’s input. The boys don’t count because I didn’t even let them see the thing before they moved in!
I realise that living in downtown Manhattan, ownership is not an easy thing.
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Living in Manhattan ownership is definitely not an easy thing. Not attainable for many, actually. In any event — way way good for you!!! 🙂 I’m proud of ya!
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Thank you. I’m kinda proud of me too 🙂
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🙂
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Well, that’s reality for most of us. Our reach exceeds our grasp.
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This is true!
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But I do like “less is more”. Fewer complications.
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Yes, I am with you on that. And I don’t want more, I just want better 😉
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Paint works the dream!
Sweet piece, Dale!
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Well… it’ll have to do till I can do bigger;-)
Glad you thought so!
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Lol! Perhaps you should actually paint the dream on a canvas?
This is sweet because we all have dreams of more grandeur than we can muster. At least I think many do.
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Ummm. I have many talents. Painting on a canvas is so not one of them!
Yes, we do. And there is nothing wrong with that! Gives us goals.
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…. it gives us Thunder!
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Who needs a sorceress to help out!
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…the homeless?
❦ U
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LOL! Funny Lady.
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Aaaah, another story with many parallels to my life and my story! I SEE all the things that should be/could be done…. except the funds are never there.
If you MUST have/keep that gate, why don’t you just put a heavy stone or a parasol base against it, enough for a child to not be able to open it but without the need to shove or beat it to get it open or closed?!
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Haha! That is NOT my gate. And the one I do have is wooden and needs to be cut/adjusted because in case of emergency, we’d have to jump it!
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Or by a more modest house that didn’t need quite as much work 🙂
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Well, I got the much more modest house and it seemed like it didn’t need work…
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Uh oh, isn’t that always the way!
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Yep. 🙂
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