My brain is still addled so it has led me to write this piece of nonsense. Thought I’d have a little bit of silly fun. All serious, all the time, I cannot be…
But really, click here to read some proper stories – there are some good ones 😉
Tools of the Trade
What the hell are you doing?
I’m creating my ‘Tools of the Trade’ box!
Your what? For Chrissakes… Don’t those belong in your cake-making toolbox?
Yep. I was at the museum the other day and saw a display box like this with tools used to hunt and whatnot during prehistoric times. Figured I’d create one for future generations to learn about some of the stuff I use today when building my cakes.
Seriously?
Why not?
You are certifiably nuts. Don’t you think displays for cake decorating already exist?
Ya think? Dang… Maybe I should put together a box of sewing stuff! Or photography stuff! Or—
Give it a rest.
LOL! 😀 !
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Yay!
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Yah! Why not! They’d have said the same thing back then. Display this stuff? Why?
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Coolio! 😉
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🙂
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Although you aren’t up to 100%, you caused me to chuckle.
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I realised I didn’t have the synapses to do serious 😉
And that means, I succeeded!
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Yep!
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Now I wonder what future archeologists will think about this. You given them so good information.
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Indeed… They will surely think it is a bunch of nonsensical things! 😉
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LOL!
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Yeah, Why not?
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There ya go! Why not indeed!
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Dale, I am so impressed. Did you put that collection together especially for this? And you not feeling too good. Doubly impressed.:)
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Yes, I did!
I must be getting better 😉
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Well, here’s wishing you robust health by the time Christmas Day rolls along. I reckon you’re well on the way.
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I reckon I’m closer…
And I thank you for the well wishes!
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What a brilliant idea!
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Well there ya go! Glad you thought so!
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Reminded me of my Mum who used to write cursive script free hand when icing cakes!
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I still do!
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Hahaha. Your brain seems to be working just fine. 🙂
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Haha! It has its moments…😉
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Dear Dale,
I don’t see the flower nail. Hey, That’s not a bad idea. 😉 Except all I have left are the tubes. I’ll have to change that with two upcoming wedding cakes next year. Anyway…loved the dialogue and could so relate.
Shalom and lotsa icing encrusted hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
You don’t? Look again my friend! It’s leaning on the dowels…(I knew I should have moved it!)
Glad you enjoyed my silly today!
Shalom and Lotsa sweet love!
Dale
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great thinking – as to the first one: nut cracking maybe? 😉
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Glad you thought so. And nuts make a fine addition.to the holiday table, don’t you think?
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Okay, so like, when does the nonsense get written? O’ writer to the masses.
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Hahaha! C’mon now, Calvin… 😉
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Q,
A hundred years from now when cake is illegal, this framed artwork will be priceless. It will go up for bid at Sotheby’s and Jeff Bezos will purchase it for hundreds of millions of dollars. Yes, the same Jeff Bezos, because he’s a vampire.
Thankfully, the baking collection ‘artifacts’ do not bear any kind of resemblance to the artifacts from the museum. But really, who is to say that future generations won’t consider them to be frightening in their own right? Seeing as how, yanno, cake will be illegal and all that.
You baked up a good ‘un!
B
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B,
Illegal! That would be a horrible thing. That said, it would account for building this here box in the first place, wouldn’t it? Jeff Bezos – will he be the last rich man standing?
True ’nuff. They are a completely different animal. Why I know peeps who already are afraid of these so, you might be right…
Glad you liked my nonsense!
Q
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Baking involves sugar, which is anathema to the dietary establishment. They police all sugar intake as if profiling possible bombing suspects.
Jeff Bezos might not be standing by that point. In fact, he might be a disembodied character kept alive by better science through money.
Then there are people who don’t even know what artifacts are. Or if they DO know, it’s only because a video game taught them all about it.
A little nonsense is good every now and then.
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Ah. Right. You do have a point on that one. Damn.
And yeah. you might be right about Bezos, too!
This is way true. These very same peeps have never stepped foot inside a museum, neither.
It is. I figured I was due to dish some up.
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Hopefully, the end of the world happens while I’m sleeping.
Bezos will look like something out of a Futurama episode. Oh wait, he already does look like that.
Except, you guessed it, when it was featured in a video game.
Why not?
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Oh yeah. I am down with missing it.
Buahahaha!
Yep. You’d be surprised at how much they learn and what music they are exposed to, though…
Why not, indeed?
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I would be like “wake me when it’s over” or yanno . . if it really IS over, no worries.
LOL
I see it on the daily and it’s adorable. Adorable enough that I want to crash land on that island out of the Tom Hanks movie.
Right?
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Exackery.
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Buahaha! LOL. Hey, come to my house… that shit is on ALL. THE. TIME. But in the basement. Coz I ain’t having that in my eyesight.
Right!
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Call it the forever after snooze button!
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What? The video games or that Tom Hanks movie?
On!
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Forever and ever after!
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Video games.
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Longest snooze evah
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Ugh
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Buahaha!
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A ha ha haaaa…. a ‘Tools of the Trade’ box for cake decorating!!!!!!! Brilliant! Now that’s taken away my repulsion for ancient tools! Honestly once I almost fainted at the sight of ancient surgical tools!!!! 😉
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Haha! Glad I made you laugh, Marina! My work here is done!
And oh yeah… ugh. I have seen some of those surgical tool montages… blech!
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…blech indeed!!!!!
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Proving once again, there’s something special for everyone. Just not everyone puts it in a box. LOL Well done, Miss Dale.
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I guess you’re right. And here I was just foolin’ around 😉
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I loved this story. Not only did it make me laugh but it reminded me of a debate I had with my husband. He kept putting my baking tools in with my cooking tools ( I know I should shut up right there. A man who puts the dishes away can put them wherever he wants. But that just isn’t my personality. 😇)
I realized I might have been a bit condescending in my detailed lecture on the difference between an icing spatula and a knife when my husband walked away. Five minutes later he was back with a tray filled with tools and asked me, “Which are wood making tools and which are for the car?”
Point hubbie. 😏
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So glad you did! And gah! That’s what I forgot in my “display”! I wanted to add an icing spatula. Dammit. 😉
Now, that said, yes, I completely understand your situation. And no. I have a son who puts things away willy-nilly. Drives me to distraction. When I open a drawer, I am supposed to be able to reach in and grab exactly what I am expecting there 😉
Hey, if he can come back with his tools and point that out, then he can understand your need for separation of types of equipment!!
So funny… 😉
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I always enjoy your special takes on these themed challenges.
This is funny and sweet as cake, Dale.
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I swear, I had no idea where I was going to go with this one! Glad you enjoyed my piece of silly!
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Get better and Merry Christmas, Dale
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Thank you, Ina! I’m working on it!
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
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