It’s Wednesday already. You know what that means! Yep, time for some Friday Fictioneering. This week’s photo is brought to us by c.e. ayr and reminded me of the Christmas/New Year of 2013/14. We spent Christmas in the Keys and New Year’s in Naples…
Thanks, always, to Rochelle for her willingness to keep this party going! If you want to join in, just click on my frog below and add your link with your 100-word story!
Camping?
This is how the rich like to camp, I take it?
Yep! They each have their lot for a season. It’s like a community.
And they save some scraggly spots for those of us just passing through…
Uhhhh… Not so scraggly.
Right. Not loving it, to tell the truth. We are a bunch of sardines in a pretty can. And our sardine is lacking.
It’s not! We are one with the hoi-palloi!
You do know that means the riffraff, right?
Really? Shit. I thought it meant the rich and snooty.
Nope. That’s hoity-toity. Let’s go to a nice quiet wooded area.
Hee, hee…the glass can easily be half full as it can be half empty. π₯
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Absolutely!
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Q,
Hahaha, you clever, cheeky thing you. I was wondering how it was that you were going to be able to keep that in there when you were only dealing with a limited amount of words, and then you showed me how!
The quiet, wooded area is a great area considering this locale has a very claustrophobic feel to it, no? I like that they tried it, but nope . . let’s increase the elbow room whilst making the locale a lot more intimate in the doing. That is the definition of irony right there. And YOU are the definition of clever and cheeky.
Both.
B
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B,
Tee hee! Cheeky, eh? I completely changed the ending to keep it in π
Hey, I was at the point that camping was in a trailer and not a tent but still – we didn’t search out this type of place. Rather, we avoided them like the plague. I don’t want my neighbours’ noses in my spaghetti, yanno? So, yeah. No.
And well… I may have my moments π
Sweet.
Q
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Yes, cheeky. Very, very cheeky.
And I’m glad you did. Like I told you, I got the word wrong!
Ugh! That’s a visual I could’ve done without! Nose in my spaghetti . . . . no gracias. I ain’t sharing that way, LOL.
You have many moments. π
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It’s all good, right? Depending on attitude and perspective that is. Great take Dale!
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Indeed, Russel.
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed.
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LOL! Well, tis all in the perspective, ain’t it? One of my friends used to camp in military-style (think blanket with rocks tied in the corners tied to twigs in the ground) tents with his dad. When they finally went camping in an RV, he thought they’d reached the height of luxury! π
And a pool!!!
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Good one!
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It is. I went from tent, to pop-up tent-trailer to trailer. You could not pay me to go back to a tent! It is luxurious camping, I agree. However, we still chose to go to more wooded areas for that feel of being away from it all.
Thank you! π
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RV is good. Woods is good. No need for an A-frame-in-the-mud-with-no-toilet-and-mosquitos-eating-you-alive to feel like one is REALLY camping … I am fine with some glam in the wild … π
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Oh hell no! I am mighty fine with my toilet and shower, thank you very much. Though, usually we would go where they had nice facilities so we’d use them instead of ours…
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Yeah, during the DAY, sure — why use up the water and fill up the gray (and not so gray) water container and all that stuff … But at night, in the middle of the freaking blackout dark, the in-RV toilet is exactly what this non-doctor ordered … π
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Exactomundo. That is the only time all were allowed to use it, frankly.
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Heaven forbid, you wouldn’t want to be caught up with the hoi-palloi. Though Riff-Raff’s alright… if it’s the one from Rocky Horror! π
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I always thought hoi-palloi meant the rich and fancy! It doesn’t! I looked it up and was shocked… all this time I was really calling them the riff-raff! LOL…
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I admit I though the word referred ti folks somewhat a cut above the riff-raff… but possibly those who put on airs and graces, rather than being born to it.
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I had to google it.
Oh. I tweaked my ending…π
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Good one. π
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So true, so very true. Camping with my daughters in the designated area of the camp site was fun in the rain. A group nearby were drinking when we left for a trek, and on our return they were still knocking back the beers. Later that night we were woken by a riot – the camp staff were trying to placate the drunken slobs. Such fun. Next morning, we moved camp sites.
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Ugh. The joys that come with camping… some are less so than others.
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Very good, Dale. Give me the woods and a self contained RV. If I were to go camping that is. Haven’t done so since 1965.
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Thank you, John. We always took the woods and were at the point of using a trailer with full amenities. I could not go back to a tent for anything!
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I can see that, Dale.
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Lol my camping and glamping days are over give me a 5 π hotel any day πππ
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You know what, Sistah? Mine, too! LOL!
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Excellent π
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Delightful, but Floridians know that Naples does not allow lowly campers, they also don’t appreciated bikers riding in to town I don’t care if they are on a BMW, I speak from experience. π
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They allowed us π
And let us just say, not my style of camping π
I’ll take the keys in the woods with the friggen sand fleas over the cramped, on cement lots π
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The Keys are my favorite haunt, they love bikers and campers and just about everybody π
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The keys were fantabulous! We had so much fun there…
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did you stop off at the Caribbean Club? I did camp there once a long time ago. I forget just which Island it was, Maybe Big Pine. Not much of a camper, I prefer a hotel room with a double bed.
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Make that a queen, and you’ve got my number. Hmm… can’t remember the name, checked out my pictures, don’t have it and have now asked my sister… So, she responded and needs to think… π
I know we visited Delnor Wiggens Pass State Park which wasn’t too far away but… the official name… Can’t for the life of me remember
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π I couldn’t agree more on a nice room with a view and good air conditioning and a queen size! lol.
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Oh yeah. I’ll take the double only because I’m alone π But I have a king to myself at home so it might feel, small π
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A king to yourself? Bliss
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Yes! It is!
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I’m sure. π
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In Naples, we stayed at the Rock Creek campground…
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Naples is be beautiful .
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It really is.
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I misread. No, we never stopped on Big Pine, we did Long Key, though and Bahia Honda…
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I have a joke that camping is playing homeless. Camping in an RV is playing trailer park. Hoi Polloi indeed!
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Tee hee π
RV is playing trailer park – for so many who love to “camp” by parking in a place for the season – it’s their cheap version of a chalet…
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No pleasing some people! New Year in Naples sounds good to me, worth a little campervan trip π
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Hahaha! Let’s just say I have no problem whatsoever with the place. It is beautiful. This camping site was just not my style.
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Camping in the woods is so much better anyway. I do prefer the camper to the tent, but the camper doesn’t fit in the backpack, sadly. Fun story, Dale.
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Could not agree more. I am way passed the tent stage. And now that camping is a thing of the past for five years already; bring on the four star, queen-size bed π
Glad you enjoyed, Gabi!
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I’m not a camper of any sort, but to each his or her own! π
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Indeed!! (I tweaked my ending…π)
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Dear Dale,
Then there’s the eleventh commandment, “Jews don’t camp.” Saying that, we’ve done a lot of camping and canoeing, especially when the kids were young. Then there was the pop-up camper we took from here to Florida and back. I think from now on I’ll “camp” in luxury hotels. π
Love your story.
Shalom and lotsa hugs, indoors and outdoors,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
I hear ya. But since you married a Goy, well, so much for the eleventh commandment, eh?
Guess what? Imma camp the same way!!
Shalom and lotsa love with room service!
Dale
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I loved the confusion between hoi pollloi and hoity toity
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Goes to show… sometimes we are sure about the definition of a word, only to find out we’ve been using it wrong all this time!
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Keeping up with the Jones’!
Loved the feel good tone to the story.
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Haha!
Glad you did, T!
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I like the repeated ‘glass half full’ feeling. I am well beyond tents, enjoy the ‘idea’ of a camper van but prefer nice warm hotel rooms or air b and b these days. A fun story. Uplifting.
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Camping, ugh! And raucous neighbours to add to the experience. A clever little tale.
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We did have many a good trip – but those days are over… And that type of camping? No thanks,
Glad you liked!
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I reckon they’ll be much happier in a nice quiet woodland spot, away from the hoi-palloi and hoity-toity both π
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Indeed. They much prefer to be more one with nature π
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LOL…great job on this one. Camping….why? I’m all for that nice quiet wooded area!
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Glad you enjoyed, Ella. Camping in these types of areas, I will never understand the appeal. We had lots of fun moments in much more quiet areas…
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The campers are cheek by jowl, aren’t they? And I bet there’s a noisy bar.
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They are! I just realised I should have included a photo of it. I think I’ll add it anyway and a bummer for the ones who missed it π
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In another life maybe, with just one person in a completely secluded beach and with …all the amenities[!]… π€£ππ€£π
Excellent, Dale and perfect ending! π
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Buahaha! Now you’re talking!
Glad you liked π
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I simply LOVE camping. My teeny weeny tent is the best travelling companion I could wish for and we both like it in the woods!
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Wonderful! And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? Deriving joy from whatever we do…
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sometimes hoi palloi can be hoity toity too. Being too hoity toity is self defeating when it comes to camping
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Ya think? Possibly.
Being hoity toity is a trait I would not want to have, camping or not camping.
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It never works out
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Nope.
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My aunt and uncle spent a lot of summers at a state park in southern Missouri. A lot of other couples did to. I’m sure they could spot the weekend campers a mile away. They were lovely people and would have made great camp neighbors. However, I’ve camped next to people who were NOT so gracious.
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I am not bunching all the resident campers in one heap. I know a few myself. I say, to each his own. If you are happy, then all is good.
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i guess, what it boils down to, is perspective. works most of the time. π
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True enough. And different strokes for different folks…
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Definitely clever. My idea of camping is a hotel – definitely not only of those little boxes. Then again, the Paint Lady would have got that camper rockin’ β¦ even tipping it over!
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Thank you, Frank. I have moved past camping into hotel.. not less than 4*!)
She is a lady of a different sort ..
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That a way!
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… and as we know … The Painted Lady is in a class all to herself
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This is true…
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Then again, there are Painted Lady wanna bees
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This is true. And can yo blame them?
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Of course not.
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Funny stuff Dale, what the hell is the English language all about eh? Happy New Year!!
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Thank you, Shrawls! I know, right? Ya think you know a meaning only to find out… Nope!
Hapoy New Year to you!
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Keys & Naples, that sounds like a wonderful way to spend the holidays! I noticed your comment to Naβama, and I grew up camping in tents and pop-up tent-trailers too. Actually, my dad worked on a Nimrod Camper assembly line, while supporting wife and three kids, attending night school, and getting his law degree. It took him ten years. Loved, loved those days, simple and fun! (sorry for the ramble). Donβt think Iβd like the camping thing now though, and an RV would be more my style. =)
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No, no, no… never apologise for the ramble! It means I have opened up the memory box for you and that pleases me to no end.
Yeah, if, and that’s a BIG if, I were to find myself camping again, for sure it would be in an RV, trailer, 5th wheel… no more tents nor pop-ups, thank you.
It was wonderful, especially as it was our last Christmas with Mick.
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Thanks, Dale! I’m glad you had that special memory.
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I’m glad YOU had your special memory.
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Haha! Love this.
So, you write comedy, as well!
I always thought hoity-toity was something to do with hot toilets.
Guess I’ wasn’t far off.
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Oh yeah… Most of my stuff has a funny side π
Buahaha! You are a nut!
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Wall-nut, to be precise!
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LOL!
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Going to the woods? But who will they drink cocktails with? And what about the barbecue, where you meet such smart people, such great contacts? And don’t bears…? – oh, pardon me, how indelicate…
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Hahahaha! Love it. Well, we usually travelled with my sister and sometimes other friends so we had cocktails amongst ourselves π
Love your response, Penny!
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An entertaining tale, I can imagine the scene so clearly. Great phrase ‘ our sardine is lacking ‘!
Nicely done Dale
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Thank you, Francine. I should have included my picture of Naples… darn it.
Glad you enjoyed.
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“Camping” does run along a continuum doesn’t it.
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That it does!
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Oh, man, you caught some of my extended family perfectly. Last fall one site that they’ve gone to for years cancelled their reservation. You’d a thought Wall Street caved in.
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Oy!!
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I love it when you spin something from your personal life.
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Thank you, Dawn (must be because I am missing that creative gene to come up with something original!)
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Don’t we all write what we know? Mine comes from a “friend” on facebook, whom, I really only know in passing. I have no idea about her life, really, but this is the story I made up from her, just because it sort of fit. But yours always seems to have that personal touch. Don’t try to get rid of that. I think it makes your writing more endearing.
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I suppose we do, don’t we? And I’ve done the same…using someone else’s story to get me going.
So glad you feel they do and I won’t (don’t think I could anyway π)
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Definitely agree… hate those campgrounds… give me nature and wood.
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I swear, I can’t believe I forgot to insert a picture of the same type of campground we ended up in Blech. Kinda was glad when it started to rain incessantly and we left early!
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I always prefer natureβs bounty, to commercial sites, however sardines cooked the Portuguese way are just great. π
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Now that’s my kinda guy – looking for the silver lining! π
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Hahaha I would want to be away from that place too! Sounds full of judgement. You know, oh my state-of-the-art caravan has three living spaces ! Blah… quiet woods sounds like the way to go
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You should have seen some of these “campers” – they had hot tubs!! Ridiculous.
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OMG hilarious!
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Crazy.
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Great stuff Dale. I always feel thereβs a hidden message somewhere among your lines. Iβm always looking for hidden messages! ππ
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I love how older posts pop up for you! And I do the message thing often subconsciously, to tell the truth! So appreciative of your thoughtful and generous comments! ππ
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