I missed out on Crispina‘s challenge last week and thought there is no way I’ll have the time this week but lo and behold. I found a picture I took during a bike ride of our Champlain Bridge being worked on (which has since been replaced – poor thing lasted a mere 50 years…)
So, I made my story a continuation of Crispina’s, which you can read here.
Rise Up
Remember when they built changed Breydon Bridge in 1983?
Yeah, they replaced a sweet, charming stone one with steel and cement.
Was a necessary evil. But get this. It’s being replaced again.
What? Why?
It’s too low. They’re gonna rise it up so that ships can pass under.
Actually, it’s under construction as we speak. Come I’ll show you!
Side by side they are at this moment until the old is dismantled… Love watching our tax money going to waste…
Wow! Breydon Bridge has grown spectacular. 🙂 Nice one, Dale.
Though I should point out for anyone now in a panic… this is fiction!!!!
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Right? 😀
Glad you liked my “addition”
It is fiction!!
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Yea, looks like Yarmouth has a fairy godmother who’se just waved a wand!
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Ta dah!
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Nice. 🙂
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🙂
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Every story should end with a sentence that has impact, a call of action, etc. I have to say you nailed it with “Love watching our tax money going to waste…” that should get us all riled up.
On another note, isn’t there something both majestic and frightening about bridges? I always hold my breathe until I am over them which if you have ever been to The Keys can be a challenge.
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Indeed! And this particular bridge – seriously, 50 years? Da hell? Anyway… the new one is quite spectacular.
Yes, there is and yes! I have been on the 7-Mile (?) Bridge! Don’t think you could hold your breath that long!
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Right! I gave up on holding my breath and hoped that if the bridge, and the car with me in it, sank I could at least swim to a buoy or another bridge anchor until help arrived. The air force resigns in Key West. SOS!
Great post!
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No kidding. It is a debilitating fear for many!
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We have a similar situation at Brooklyn in NSW Australia. The small bridge still takes traffic on the old highway and the new bridge takes traffic on the newer (but now old) freeway. Both cross the Hawkesbury River. The new bridge could let all manner of boats under but the older one is much lower to the water. I find fishing under thr new bridge (although deafening by traffic overhead) more peaceful than from the bank. In the bsnk of the river, all manner if people cone up to you and rudely check in your bucket or ask if you have caught anything. As an introvert i abhor these intrusions…especially when the answer is no. Thanks for your story.
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That is so funny because I almost went with a picture of my son fishing under a bridge!
How cool my fiction mirrors reality in NSW!
Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment.
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Dear Dale,
And they call it progress. Love the last line. And your magnificent photos. Well done, my friend. Bon Voyage.
Shalom and lotsa economical hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Right. Such a failure this one was .. Yep. Glad you did!
Thank you Mon amie!
Shalom and Lotsa lofty love,
Dale
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I always hate to see a big project put in place and not well thought out. You are right. It is a waste of taxpayer’s money.
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And then… Put a tight schedule for the new one so that it costs even more when they fall behind…
They had toll booths originally. I say keep them and use the money for maintenance! But no… Once it was “paid” they removed them. So stupid.
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Okay, time for a nice hot cocoa.
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Indeed 😉
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I’ll take whipped cream on top, please.
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Darn. Forgot the whipped cream.🍦
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Balderdash!!!
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Sad to see amazing structures being dismantled…
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I hear ya. To last such a short time, too!
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I like this. It’s both twisted and funny… a kind of dark humour. It’s thunderful!
If the Big Cheeses want to waste money, they could just give it to me. Then I could give it back at tax time.
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There ya go! Love it Sorceress!
No kidding. I could find some good uses…
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I hope the new one lasts longer than 50 years!
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It bloody well better!!
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Strange they didn’t put a drawbridge in the first one. I can only wonder how long construction is going to take… Nicely done photo journey, Dale.
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This is, of course, all fiction. However, who knows what these engineers think when they build these bridges?
Glad you enjoyed, Violet.
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And here I though this was really going on in your little corner of the world! You had me goin’ Dale!
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Tee hee!
No. Well… The new Champlain bridge, yes but not for any other reason than the original being a piece of crap.
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Funny how this kind of thing happens all over the world- Bristol’s had a couple of bridges that were built, supposedly to serve a new arena that now isn’t being built. Bridges to nowhere.
It’s frustrating, to say the least, especially when other services are being cut. Nice post, Dale
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Thank you, Lynn.
You know, sometimes we write these things with a silly intent, not realising ’til we’re done that we make a statement at the same time… Go figure!
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The statement must have been bubbling under the surface, waiting for a way out 🙂
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Q,
Structures aren’t built to last any longer. When you think about how the Coliseum is still standing and buildings that went up less than fifty years ago are being torn down? Welp, it tells you everything there is to know about the state of our states.
From buildings to bridges to baseball stadiums . . it’s the age of disposable everything. Here today and gone before you know it, because like you said . . it’s only our tax money burning and there is always more where that came from.
B
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B,
It is a very sad state of affairs. Who’d a think this heap would last only 50 years! On top of that, they stupidly removed the tolls… Money that could have been collected for maintenance. Bridge paid off? Great. Let’s remove them. Sometimes…
Disposable everything indeed. And yeah, peons? Pay up…
Q
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It’s how most things work these days. I mean, I forgot to mention phones, TV’s vacuums, radios . . . yep, it’s all disposable.
Oh that sounds like something they hatched over drinks. On second thought, I won’t blame alcohol for that level of stupid.
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True dat. My sister bought a microwave that lasted less than two years, went back to the store and was told, oh no… they are not meant to last. Hello landfill…
Taxes – I love how they are always introduced as a “temporary measure”… Uh huh. Sure.
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I have the world’s oldest microwave. It has to be at least ten years old and still kicking. But yeah, all the new crap has an expiration date.
Sure it’s temporary. Until the next temporary tax . . and the next one . . and the next one . . .
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In the house I just sold, the microwave was from 1998 and still fantabulous…
Yep. And they keep adding on to the existing ones. Ain’t it grand?
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So you’re saying it’s only halfway home? Woot! Woot!
Taxes will survive with the cockroaches . .
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I sure hope so!!
That’s for damn sure
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Me too.
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MWAH!!
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MUAH!!
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There must of been a shortage of tape measures when they were at the planning stage…. … Did you see what I did there. BOOM BOOM😜🌈🌈
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Haha!! Right! 📏📐
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Lol 🥴💜
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And not because it’s crumbling, but because they want ships to pass under. I would love to speak to the fifty year ago planners.
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No, no…this is fiction. Well, the lifting part – not the replacing because it is falling apart. Yeah. I’d love to as well!
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They did similar things here over the Hudson recently, building a new bridge right next to the old one and then taking down the old one in a controlled demolition thing.
Here’s a video of it from last year – you can see the new bridge in the background –
🙂
Na’ama
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They will eventually do the same thing, I imagine. I have no idea when, though.
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Yeah. The bridge was years in the making, too, before they boomed it …
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Honestly. Ridonkulous.
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Yep. T’was!
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That’s quite a take on the prompt! That be the Samuel D’ Champlain Bridge? The Champlain Bridge connecting Vermont and New York lived from 1929 to 2009, replaced in 2011.
Here’s hoping these new ones are all keepers that will hold up a good long while.
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Nope. It’s the Samuel de Champlain Bridge linking Montreal to the south shore.
But glad you enjoyed my fiction!
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Yes, that’s what I thought.
All bridges seem to have a shelf life.
Good luck with your new one.
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So sad seeing them together and knowing one will leap to non-existence soon… well done, Dale! xoxo
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