This is a rarity. Me, combining two prompts. But both pictures came in on the same day. And while I couldn’t think of what to write for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers nor for Crispina’s Crimson’s Creative Challenge, last night a thought came to me using both! Why not? Plus, I added one of my own, for story’s sake. And double plus, it’s Mick’s birthday today and he would have been 57 and he loved silly fun. And I apologize to both of you for going over the 100 and 150 limits. For that reason, I’m not adding my links. No one can give me hell.
Who hung you up like Jesus on a cross, Elf? And for goodness sakes, why?
Oh, ahh… gee. Now that you mention it… That wasn’t the look we were going for, I assure you. It’s so I don’t fall down. And I’m up here so I can see the Christmas lights!
Well you look bloody ridiculous. And it’s daylight.
Have you looked at yourself, Scarecrow? You’re kinda in the same position as I am but way down there. And seriously, couldn’t you have added something bright to wear? You’re positively drab! And darkness is coming, my friend.
It’s not exactly as if I chose my outfit, yanno! Besides, I’m actually working here. Who has time to hang around and look at lights when there are birds to scare away?
Dude. You have got to stop being so serious. Let your hair down… err… you know what I mean. All work and no play makes for a boring life.
It IS getting dark… I’ll be off duty, soon. What can you see? Is it worth it?
Ooooohhhh… sooo pretty… We gotta find someone to jack you up!
Here’s to a heavenly birthday for Mick. Nice job on the two-fer.
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Cheers! Beer or gin and tonic… 😉
Thanks. Was just a bit of silly…
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How about all the above?
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I’m in!
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🍺 🍸 and just because, a brown one 🥃
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Oooh…. Yes! You are my kinda gal!
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I try. Cheers, my friend.
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You succeed!
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Very clever, Dale. That scarecrow was drab for sure.
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Thank you, John. Better drab than the KKK it was compared to in another story!
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Yikes. Never went there in my mind.
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Me neither!!
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The first thing that occurred to me was the KKK
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Yeah. Na’ama got that comment, which is what made me think of it.
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That is a silly elf, and sad scarecrow. He looks a bit monkish. Happy birthday to Mick who is certainly snickering over all this.
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They are a silly elf and sad scarecrow. He does look monkish. I hope he is 😏
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I hope you feel Mick hanging around today. I’m sure he’d want to celebrate 57 with his love! In the church pic? Absolutely gorgeous!
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Thank you, Kristine! He is. His son just made us kick-ass steaks and eggs…breakfast is champions at a really late or really early mealtime!
Glad you like!
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Awww… This was fun! 🙂 And … yeah, I did think about the ‘cross factor’ of the elf, and then decided to completely ignore it and go Elfie’s way … but the juxtaposition of the two prompts is brilliant! 🙂 They both ARE kinda’ tied up in a similar … um … (was gonna say fashion, but the elf would be furious, and you do NOT want to see a furious elf…) posture … 😉
xoxo Na’ama
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Awww… I’m so glad you thought so!
I was uninspired until I realised they were “hanging” the same way! Brilliant, eh?
No, no! We do not want a furious elf on our hands! 😊 xoxo
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😀 Yeah, no want furious elves. They will take one of EVERY sock you have, disappear your coffee, hide your keys, make the hot water stop in the middle of your shower while you are full of shampoo, and so on … 😉
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Oh, hell Naw! Disappear my coffee? Oh no. Cannot have that! I’ll keep them from getting angry with me.
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My thoughts exactly. … 😀
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Dear Dale,
Shaking my head and laughing. Quite the unlikely conversation. Guess you could say they’re all trussed up with nowhere to go. Happy birthday to Mick. A life to be celebrated.
Shalom and lotsa party-ready hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Glad you are laughing. It was my intention. Quite the unlikely, you say? Come now! And yeah… All trussed up and nowhere to go but into my imagination! Thank you. We raise our glasses to him.
Shalom and Lotsa friendly love.
Dale
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Nicely done 💜
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Thank you! 🧡🧡
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💜💜💜💜
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Two challenges in one post? Damn … I’m impressed. Loved the seemingly silliness in the exchange between the two. … and from what I can tell, Mick would approve.
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Love that you love my combining the two. I usually try to avoid that but this time, it just nudged me to g’head and do it. I think he would have smiled.
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You did well …. and good morning.
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Good morning, Frank.
I thank you! 🙂
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The elf definitely has the best of it 🙂
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I’m thinking you are quite right!
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At this time of year you are allowed a little indulgence. I liked the banter between Ellie and Scarecrow, both having a dig at what each other is wearing as if it were a fashion show. Typical costume geeks.
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How very generous of you. 😉 I’m really glad you enjoyed the banter!
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Awww poor mr Scarecrow needs a lift!
Brilliant, Dale! I loved it! ♥️😘♥️
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I know. Poor guy, missing all the pretty lights ..
Thank you, so glad you do! 💞😘
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Very very much!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
let’s give him a balloon! 🎈
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🙂
xoxoxo
Oooh… think it will work? 🙂
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Why not?!!!!! 😉
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I say we try it! 🙂
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Yayyy!!!!! 😉 xoxo
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😘🤗
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I so love this, Dale. It is so beautiful and such fun, and very clever to combine the two prompts. Brilliant. I’m grinning, ear to ear.
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Ahhh yeah… I love when an idea works. I usually try to avoid combining prompts as they feel forced (or some that I’ve read have). So very glad you enjoyed this one and that I have you grinning! 😁
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Indeed you do. Even now, some hours after reading
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Even better!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Cute. I like the thought of the two conversing. 😀
Your photo is gorgeous!
I’m reading this early in the morning, so I’ll just raise a cup of coffee in Mick’s memory. ❤️
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When that thought came to me, I had to run with it. Glad it amused you 😊
And thank you! I had to supply some lights.
And I raise my cup of coffee with you. ☕💞
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I can imagine quite a conversation these two could have. What a fun story. Happy heavenly Birthday to Mick.
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Glad you could and you thought it fun, Jan.
And thank you. I’m sure he’s partying hard…
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Clever little story in pictures.
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Thank you, Ina. It’s fun to have fun 🙂
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Yes poor elf has to be properly hung! LOL
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Buahahahaha!!! I’m killing myself laughing here!
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Lol! I love this, Dale! Clever!
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So glad you do, Jan. I was kinda stuck on Wednesday. Didn’t think I’d play at all… and then I realised they were both, er… strung up the same way 😉
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You did a mashup! And you hit a home run with this double shot at that.
A Scare-Mas surprise to get that elf off its shelf whilst at the same time tossing in some crow (but who’s counting? See what I did there?) for good measure. I like it, no I love it, and I want more of it! And yes I know it’s a song, but it works. 😉
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B,
I’m laughing here. What a great comment! No shelf here for this elf and who’s counting crows? (You are so smart.)
Love that you love it! 😉
MWAH!
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Welp, counting crows sure beats having to eat them. I heard they’re tough chewing . . .
Love, love, love . . .
MUAH!
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I imagine if we had no choice…. but we do so, we will stick to counting!
Is that a song, too? 😉
MWAH!
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Let’s do that.
It sho is. 😉
MUAH!
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Let’s!
I thought so 😉
MWAH!
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MUAH!
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MWAH!
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Good humor .It’s so comforting to know that scarecrows and elves can often have those kinds of exasperating experiences too
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Right? Why should it only be humans who have them? 🙂
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LOLOLOL!
Maybe Jack Frost can jack him up?
🎼 🎄Jack Frost roasting on an open fire 🔥🎵
🎶 🌰 Chestnuts nipping at your nose 🎼 🎄
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LOLOLOL! Maybe!
Love it my Sorceress friend!
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Hope you like what your tree did with mine, in the new episode!
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I JUST read it! It is fantabulous (of course)
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