Why not? It’s not like I have last minute shopping, wrapping, cooking, showering… Oh dear! Off I go! Thank you Crispina for your weekly challenge of fun, fun, fun!
Would you look at him up there, lording it over everyone with that pose!
He really doesn’t have to show off in that manner.
Who does he think he is, anyway?
Heard tell he worked bloody hard to get up there. I think we shouldn’t judge.
Yeah maybe. But he’s alone.
Maybe that’s how he wants it.
If you say so. What about that poor bugger. What’s up with his story? Riches to rags?
Nah, he’s low maintenance Doesn’t require much.
Not too good at choosing his perch, obviously. It’s awfully wobbly.
Maybe he likes adventure. Who are we to judge?
What about us? We’ve done all right, don’t you think?
Absolutely. It’s nice to be happy with what you have, yes?
Yes. But would it hurt you to turn around when you talk to me, though?
Oh. Sorry, Mate.
That’s okay. Go back to sleep. I won’t judge your lack of manners.