Oh my goodness! I don’t know the last time this has happened to me. I got inspired to write a second Friday Fictioneer story, based on Trish Nankivell’s photo! Had to. Click on the frogs below to join in or to add your own 100 (I clocked in at 95 on this one!) story.
Stopping Time
Grandma! Why do you have a lock on your toilet paper roll? Afraid someone is going to steal it?
I’m trying to stop time!
What? You have got to be kidding! I think you are losing it.
Oh, I’m losing it, all right.
I know you’re just kidding. You’re the most alert eighty-something I know!
Alert, I may be. But time is going way too fast.
Not that fast, Grandma.
Trust me. You’ll see as you get older. Life is like a toilet paper roll. The closer you come to the end of it, the faster it spins!
Now I haven’t heard that one before … but that is good … real good … so cheers to you and Grandma.
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Thank you, Frank. I don’t remember where I heard it but I’ve always given my grandmother the credit 😉
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Oh! And imagine that! This was my 1,000th post!
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Awesome …. And congratulations on the milestone!
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How do you like them apples?
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But I never did one on 1000. 😦
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You mean do a post about hitting 1000?
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Meaning I did not do a tribute to 1000
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Ah well… I thought I had two more to go so was surprised when I go the notification that my last one was number 1000!
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Cheers to milestones … I’ll toast with a popular drink later this afternoon. 🙂
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Sounds lovely. With the day I’ve had, I’ll gladly join you
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This is so very true!!
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Isn’t it though? 🙂
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😀
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Love this story. I told you you’re on a roll. Don’t go too fast though!
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It’s your fault, Peter. You made me remember the story!
And…no. trying not to go too fast!
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Good story. I have said for years that the older you get, the faster time flies. If only a lock were the answer. Lol
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If only! Glad you liked.
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So true and who but you could amuse us and make us a bit melancholy at the same time? ☕️🥐
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I have acknowledged that she is right.
And thank you, lovely lady… I’ll take one of those croissants, if you’ve any to spare…
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Dear Dale,
I don’t think Granny’s lock on the TP roll is going to stop time. 😉 Love the philosophy of the last line. So true. Well done. Mr. Whipple couldn’t have said it any better. Thanks for two stellar stories.
Shalom and lotsa soft squeezes,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
I fear you are right. And doesn’t it seem to be true?
Thank you!
Shalom and Lotsa time-stopping love,
Dale
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Well, it was well worth the second go! Got to find that lock! 😉 xoxoxo
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Glad you thought so! I’ll get one for you too, k? xoxoxo
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Of course!!!!!!! 😉
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Sa-weet!! 😘
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🍭🍬xoxoxoxo
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Cute!
Spinning toilet paper just makes me think of Ricky the Cat playing with it. 😀
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😉
If only it didn’t feel like it’s true!
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You are “Rolling in the Deep” with toilet paper tales. Spinning the roll and “Reeling in the Years”. Another great story, Dale.
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Buahahaha!! That I am good sir!
Glad you are laughing and enjoying.
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Boy, isn’t that the truth! I blinked and January flew by. Happy Thursday.
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Isn’t it, though? I swear…(often)
Happy Thursday to you and the crew!
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LOL, oh man…can I identify with the swearing part, not to mention with the quick passage of time.
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I don’t doubt you do, kindred sister!
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When Christmas comes three times a year, you know you’re getting old!!! This don’t mean no never mind to a young whippersnapper like your lovely self , but grandma knew x
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Haha!! Young whippersnapper, eh? Closer to 60 than 50. But everything is relative, isn’t it?
Grandma definitely knew! xo
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This was pure delight!
Well done!
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Thank you!
So glad you enjoyed. 😊
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LOL! This is BRILLIANT! 🙂 Love this so much! 🙂 Now I gotta go find the first contribution to the prompt you’d alluded to … 🙂
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You are so very generous! Thank you!
I suppose I could insert a link to the first one, eh? And no, I didn’t link up in the squares, either ..
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I found the first one, as you saw! 🙂
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Yes, yes, you did..😁
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me did!
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lol! I never would have thought to compare the speed of time to a toilet paper roll, but how true that is. Well done, Dale! 🙂
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Hahaha! However, now that you’ve learnt it… 😉 Glad you liked!
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Great writing, Dale. Love this Grandma’s thinking.
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Thank you!
She was on the ball, that one!
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I’m with Grandma on this one!
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I hear you, Liz!
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So true, good one, Dale!
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Thank you, Eliza!
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Wow! What a brilliant analogy. Has me laughing.
Yeah, well, mine’s a super-dooper jumbo roll!
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Isn’t it though? Wish I could claim it as mine but ever since I heard it, I’ve used it. Super-dooper is the way to go… plus, you’ve got fabulous genes…
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Oh yes, I do admit that. Though I am inclined to describe myself as a giant dwarf 🙂
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Haha! Love it!
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🙂
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Marvelous. I never thought about the ending of a roll of toilet paper. Grandma’s analogy is so true!
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Q
The lock on the toilet paper roll really would have come in handy back when the kids were still, well . . kids. Yeah, I think I should have bought stock in Scott because it was a small fortune invested. The profits could have gone to plumbing bills.
As for that last line, it’s a lesson alright. Time really does get to spinning the older you get. Just so long as it doesn’t spin out of control? All good.
B
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B,
It would have, no doubt! Buahahaha! Hindsight and all that, eh?
I swear it does. And yeah, we don’t be needing it to spin out of control – there are enough things already doing so!
Q
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Hindsight is always kicking me in the ass. I wish just one time it would pat my ass instead of kicking it.
Right? I like the idea of tangoing into a more advanced chronological stage myself. It has a musical vibe that I can most certainly dig on.
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You and me both. A gentle nudge would be nice.
Dancing is way better than spinning. Tango, Waltz… keep ’em slow 🙂
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Yeah right? What’s wrong with a simple nudge in the right direction? What’s with all this kicking business?
Tango, Waltz, Shimmy . . .
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Doesn’t have to be so violent!
Now you’re talkin’… I mean dancin’!
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Give peace a chance!
Woot!
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Yes!
Booyah!
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MUAH!
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MWAH!
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Yes, sometimes life is like toilet paper, always cleaning up someone else’s mess. Fun read and so wise.
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Glad you enjoyed, James. 🙂
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Who knew toilet paper would be so inspiring! Loved this one too.
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Who knew? Glad you did!
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That is so true about life as you get older. I’m aware of it more and more with every day that passes. Now, whenever I see a loo roll disappearing fast in our house, I will draw this analogy.
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Isn’t it, though? When you’re young, time seems endless as you get older and you have more behind than ahead it does feel like it’s spinning way too fast.
Should I apologise? 🙂
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Great one, Dale. Grandma is right. Time moves faster the older you get.
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Thank you, Adele. It sure feelsl that way, doesn’t it?
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You’re welcome, Dale. And it sure does feel that way 😦
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🙂
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I can most certainly undersand that being old by now
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Old… I think not. Older, maybe 😉
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