Friday Fictioneers. On a Saturday! Who’d a thunk? Why not is what I say. Thank you, always, to Rochelle for hosting this weekly challenge. And thanks to Miles Rost for the use of this great picture. Should you want to play, just click on the frog below and add your 100 words’ worth! G’head, it’s a great way to learn how to cut the fat in your writing.

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Just an Illusion
How do you do that?
Do what?
Balance it all. Get everything done.
Wherever did you get that idea?
I watch you. I see. You seem to have a handle on everything.
Ha ha! Trust me, I don’t. It may look like it but oh, hell no. I do not. Not even close!
I think you’re pulling my leg. Tell me how you do it.
Listen to me. And don’t look too closely. I am the queen of illusion. I flit, I dance, it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Fake it till you make it?
More like baffle them with bullshit.
Terrific, Dale but we all know you do it all. 😁
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Hahaha! Don’t be fooled 😉
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Hey, whatever works. 🙂 Who is to say what’s real anyway.
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Right? And exactly. I think we are all doing what we do, the best we can!
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Life is all smoke and mirrors 🙂
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That it is!
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I’m all for BTWBS. Seems to be much of life and services these days.
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It’s not all that bad, I say. You do it enough, you actually get stuff done!
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Amazing isn’t it? Getting stuff done that is.
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It is! When you actually realise you are!
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Brilliant
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Why thank you!
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Yes, better an illusion than obvious delusion. In many ways you have described how we all find balance in our lives, sometime we know we are just kidding but that is fun of being alive. You believe everyone else is also in the same situation but handle it better. Lovely ideas put across here.
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Thank you, James. It’s true, isn’t it? I like to think most of us are just doing our best and those who are seemingly perfectly organised are probably not living life!
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A ha ha haaaaa… that’s brilliant, Dale!!!
It’s all in the mind! 🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗❤
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Hahah! Glad you enjoyed, Marina. It’s all an act for many of us! 🤣😂🤣😂💕
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😉 …much like life! 😉❤😘❤😘
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Indeed. xoxo
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😉😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
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😘😘
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Smoke and mirrors, whatever. You do what needs to be done, Dale–what we all do, but you so brilliantly.
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Thank you, Merril. I like to think most of us are doing our best. As for appearances, who knows what they hide! I would not use the term brilliantly in my case! 🤣😉
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Ahh–but you shine, Dale!💙
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Oh you! Such a sweet-talker. 🧡💞🧡
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Ha ha ha! Love it!
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😉 So glad you do!
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Ha! Ha! This whole world is an illusion. Either that or we are living in a version of the Truman Show.
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Yanno, Subroto? You just might have a point there!
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Sounds like how I functioned at my day job 😉 (thank goodness, I can use past tense)
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Man, do I wish I could use past tense, too…
Pretty much how I function with everything, I swear!
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Your time will come, Dale, hopefully in the foreseeable future. Just funny how your dialogue story reminded me of my job … I had a visceral reaction … lol 🙂
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Oh yes, it will. And yes, hopefully sooner rather than later! I am so ready 😉
I love that you had a visceral reaction!
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I hear ya, Dale. I was ready long before I actually retired 😉 Some of that was financial, of course, and some would say I didn’t make the most sensible decision. But we’re getting older. Time is not on our side, so … here’s to living frugally 🙂
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I’ll never understand those who plan to never retire. I got a small taste by working in a golf club for four seasons which gave me November to May off with employment insurance… I much like that – not working and money coming in – woot! Sensible, schmensible… 🙂
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One of my aunts (RIP Aunt Edith) used to work at General Electric Schenectady, New York. Every year she would be laid off for a couple of months, collect unemployment, then be hired back. She loved it. Made sense to me 🙂
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I so understand your late Aunt Edith! If it wasn’t so hard on the body, I’d be tempted to go back!!
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I got away with that for 30 years. Very well written.
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Hah! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! And thank you!
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I dread perfectly organised, much rather be in a bit of a state and trying to catch up. I used to be good at the paddling-like-mad swan at work but people just gave me more to do! I really like your imaginative take on the photo.
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As do I. Actually, can we truly trust one who is? 😉 I was going to use the paddling-like-mad thing in this piece 😉 Ran out of words… And yes, I fear we end up with more than we would like when we seem to get it all done. I’ve stopped being that person. Glad you did!
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Illusions are preferable sometimes, I think we can agree on that. Because let’s face it, there’s nothing wrong with having people believe what they are probably going to believe. And I find there’s usually truth in there somewhere, so let ’em have their perception, I say. And if there is some baffling being done, it don’t mean there’s not a lot of balancing. In fact, I think the peeps who feel as if they’re faking it till they make it are trying harder than most to make it. So there’s actually no fake involved.
B
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B,
Stupid computer froze so I have to try and recompose my response. Using my phone. Ugh.
Those who seem perfectly organised, perfectly coiffed, perfectly right are most often perfectly miserable. So there’s that. You know I go by that whole what other people think is none of my business…
And baffling and faking it till you make it does mean there is work being done.
Always such a thoughtful response from you.
Q
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Computahs! Can’t live with em and you can’t throw em out the window when they act up on ya!
Perfectly said. And yes, they want you to believe something . . while at the same time trying to convince themselves as well. Never works.
I think peeps who (Not saying who 😉 think they’re baffling with bullshit are just being hard on themselves because they care so much. Just saying.
Really? 😉
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Computahs – Exackery what I woulda said….
And thank you. I know I ain’t buying what they are selling…
Not saying who, eh? Uh huh…
Yes, really.
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They’re here for good though so there’s that.
Nope, No how. You don’t need to.
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For reals
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They are. We are totally dependent on them now.
Good thing!
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Uh huh!
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Might as well grin and bear it.
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Mmm Hmm!
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You can’t fool us; we know better. You somehow manage to juggle 15 balls while pirouetting on one leg, and all with a big smile which we greatly admire. You ROCK!
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Hahaha! If you think so, then I’m doing a great job! I curtsey to you. YOU rock!!
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Baffle them with bullshit….. brilliant!
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Thank you, Di. So glad you enjoyed! 🙂
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…and that is how the world functions!
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Absolutely! 🙂
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This is great and so true for so many of us. What a great insight. t’s also a relief for those of us who stare at the ‘perfect’ people and suffer from impostor syndrome..
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Thank you, Gabriele. Much appreciated! And honestly, I look at those ‘perfect’ people and think… do they ever have fun?
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They probably define fun differently. I once dared to get a better grade in a subject than one of the perfect people who always aced everything… she was eaten up by jealousy, it wasn’t pretty. And I’m the least ambitious person you can imagine. And lazy.
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I’m sure they do (if they know how to have it in the first place). Hah! Good for you! Proof that it’s all about them. Jealousy is such a waste of energy….
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Ah! Yeah, that place of baffled baffling … 😉
Love this! (and oy, oh, so familiar!)
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Baffling, bullsh*tting, faking… It’s how some of us get through…
Glad you do!
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Yep. And as long as we get through … well, it’s gotta be good enough. And anyway, who said that this is not perfect enough?! 😉
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Let’s go further… Just WHO determines what is perfect?
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eeezatly, see? 🙂
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I studied Illusion for two years in College. Some of the best classes I ever had…
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Oooh… how wonderful is that!!
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C’était très intèressant. C’était ce qu’on appelle les classes préparatoires (So French) aux écoles de Commerce. 2 ans de “cramming” avant de passer les concours aux business schools. Des tonnes de maths, de langues, d’histoire-géo et de sciences humaines. Le programme était fait par les chambres de commerce. Je me suis toujours demandé comment ils avaient choisi le thème de l’illusion pour les sciences humaines, so Non-business like.
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Wow… Pas pantoute ce que je m’imaginais! Sounds fascinating.
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Dear Dale,
Love the expression…and don’t we often baffle them with bull shirt? 😉 What the fork, it’s all a balancing act. Love it! Glad you joined FF via the side entrance this week. You’ve started my morning with a smile.
Shalom and lotsa genuine hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
I, more often than not, do the baffle thing 😉 I figured, what the fork? I’m joining in by the side entrance 😉. Glad I did. Start you off with. Smile!
Shalom and Lotsa forking love,
Dale
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We fantasize ourselves being someone else and later we realise we are paralysed. I guess this is relatable for many of us ……
Hahaha! But we still keep on faking ……
Your words are amazing ….
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Thank you, Aanchal. Glad you enjoyed! And yes… many of us are playing but getting through at the same time.
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The Queen of Illusion! I love it, Dale!!
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I do my best 😉 Glad you enjoyed, Jan!
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Like it. And I wish I could apply that technique to my move. 🙂
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😀 Glad you do and hah! I hear you!
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🙂
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