When I saw this week’s CCC prompt, I was fairly certain where I would go with it. Then I did. And went over the word count. Forgiven, Crispina? Hopefully this garnered a chuckle which saved me a good chastising.ย Hope you enjoy my little silly today ๐
First, we set up a guard, trying to keep the hooligans out.ย Maybe we should have made the sign bilingual?ย No matter what language it was in, they ignored it.ย And the guard.ย Not that he put up anything near close a fight, actually.ย Truth told, he went and hid under the stairs, quivering as they walked on his head, so to speak.
Once past the gate, the hooligans were meant to be discouraged them from crossing the stream on their way to our pond.ย This time it was in English. Did that deter them? Not on your life. They feared no prosecution.ย Even laughed from below and wallked all along until they reached their destination.
A sign indicating the water was dangerously deep did not give them pause.ย Rather the opposite โ just like we knew it would. He he he. The over-hanging branch was further invitation.ย First one dove and landed, head in the super soft muck, legs sticking out from the waist down. Or was it up?ย We sat back and laughed, watching them help their buddy up and running off our property.ย We knew this group was taken care of.ย Why none of ’em ever tests to see just how deep it is, is beyond me. Serves ’em right, little bastards.
He’s was lucky it was muck. A hard bottom would have done him in. You would think people would know better. That was a sorry excuse for a guard.
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He was very lucky. Of course, I didn’t specify the muck was really soft…
You would think. But they are not.
And tell me about it… looked all fierce till they got close ๐
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Terrific photos and story, Dale. ๐ I could see that guy stuck in the muck.
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Glad you enjoyed my silly little story ๐
I should have specified my storyteller doesn’t want them dead… just scared enough to not come back ๐
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I got that in the story, Dale.
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Phew! Sometimes it’s clear in the writer’s mind but doesn’t translate quite as well as planned!
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It was pretty clear to me.
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Amen! And nice job.
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He he he… Glad you enjoyed.
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LOL!!! I think that’s fab! ๐ This was delightful! ๐ I could just see the legs flagging about. LOL. Serves them right!
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Yay! That’s the reaction I like ๐ So glad you thought so… ๐
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๐ I did so!
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Oh my! It’s good the problem was solved–and no one broke their neck.
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Nah… think Looney Tunes where no one really gets hurt ๐
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What fun and great image.
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Glad you enjoyed ๐
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You have created a monster, and a hilarious one with this challenge slam. It’s as if Looney Tunes met up with Winston Churchill in a liquor store parking lot and they divvied up the responsibilities and the strategies . . . and then they toasted it with several round of “Eat, Drink and be Mary . .” before waging battle.
How you got to here, no idea, but it’s fantastic. And uh . . I’m not scared a you in the . . least. ๐
B
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I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that you felt the Looney Tunes bit… of course only YOU would mix it with Churchill… which makes this all the more hilarious.
I cannot explain the workings of my mind at times. It manages to go into direction unexpected, depending on the photos I find to go with…
No? Not even a li’l bit? ๐ (Though I’m glad you enjoyed…)
Q
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It’s true . . . that speech he made at the Commons . .
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,
And follow it up with the Looney Tunes song . . . ๐
You might be a tad bit touched. Take it from someone who is . . a tad bit touched.
I laughed my ace off.
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Oh yes… THE speech!
Now I’m laughing my ace off imagining Churchill’s seriousness countered with Looney Tunes.
I may be a tad touched… Question is, was I before I met a certain other tad touched?
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Yes, THE speech!
Can you imagine? I mean, you MADE me imagine, so there’s that. ๐
Uh . . . yeah you were . . .
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THE!
I did, didn’t I? That’s rather cool.
Mmm hmm… so you say….
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THE one and only.
You did, you really did.
Oh, I think I know . . . .
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I cannot get the image of a man with his legs in the air waving like a cartoon! I too would laugh hysterically. Hopefully lesson learned. If notโฆ Hee Hee Hee …..
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Tee hee! So glad! That was my hope ๐
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Serves them right indeed ๐๐
That’ll teach them not to ignore warnings
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Don’t mess with cranky older folks ๐ ๐คฃ๐
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True
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I can imagine him/her sliding into the muck, like warm peanut butter, and saying to themselves โEwwwe. What did I do and how do I clean myself from this muck. Never, ever again.โ Good story, and a funny visual.
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Hahaha! Love it. And glad you enjoyed my silly tale ๐
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Aw, the quivering guard hid under the stairs. Don’t blame him.
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He tried his best… they were just so big! ๐
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“Once lucky, twice confident, and thrice dead.”!!! Well, not in this case but served them well! ๐
Good one, Dale!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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I did wanna make sure they didn’t die for their deed but yanno… ensure they don’t come back ๐
Glad you enjoyed my silly! xoxoxo
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Oh, I think you succeeded at that!!! ๐๐คฃ๐
I loved it!!!! โคโคโคโค
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So glad!
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Dear Dale,
This made me laugh. Always nice to see hooligans get their comeuppance, or in this case stuckinmuckuppance. ๐ Delightful.
Shalom and lotsa unmucky hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
So very glad it did as it was my goal ๐ Stuckinmuckuppance… that works for me! Love that you were delighted!
Shalom and lotsa non-trespassing love,
Dale
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Good story and worth the extra words.
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Glad you enjoyed, Ina. I was feeling in the mood for silly ๐
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Excellent. Reminds me of a nasty story I heard about a death on our Broads. Someone dived from a cruiser, head first into 6ft plus of mud.
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Oh dear… I wanted mine to be more Looney Tunes than serious. But glad you liked ๐
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Nice job, Dale. Looks like your guard needs some reinforcements.
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Thank you, Dan. Yeah… he barked at them but when they kept moving forward, was spooked. Poor thing…
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Love this ๐
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So glad you do! ๐
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The ‘hehehe’ in there is priceless. Had me laughing long and loud.
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Yes! That’s what I was hoping for… ๐
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Ahh, that ol’ black magic… I should say black humour.
Hysterical write, dear Dale! โก๏ธx๐ฅo
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So glad you like, Sorceress! I was going for Looney Tunes ๐ ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
xoxo
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’tis looney!!! Bidiyabidiyabidya that’s all folks!
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Buahahahaha! Love it, you nut!
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xoxo
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