It’s Wednesday and I was not going to play Friday Fictioneers this week. (No apologies after all, Rochelle!) I was going to work on one of the two dVerse poems that have piqued my interest. However, after a crappy night of sleep and a repeated pressing of the snooze button, my morning walk was forsaken. Plus, it’s damn cold out there. My motivation was lacking (of course, when it hits mid-day and I realise that I still have not half of my steps, I shall curse this morning’s decision. Until then, however, I hope you enjoy my little exchange that, while not exactly verbatim, is pretty damn close. Should you feel like sharing your 100-word story inspired by Claire Fuller’s photo, do click on the frog below and add your link!
I want my garage back. Now. I bought a house with a garage so I could actually park my car inside and it’s getting cold.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ll take care of it.
Whose tires are those?
Mine.
And those?
Mine.
These ones?
Yours.
And those?
Mine.
Bloody hell. It’s December seventh. By law we have to have our snow tires on our cars by December first.
Ours are!
I know! So eight of these tires are our summer tires! The others are what?
Going to be sold.
It’s too late!
They’re out of the way now, right?
Sigh.
As you can see, the garage situation was taken care of and yes, the tires are out of the way… as well as all the other stuff that had taken over.
why the limit? blues magooz dale. me i m strong yet frail. no bullshit nor tmi s details. let s ask jim and john to come along. tho dead they z always in our heads. rock icons gods with little g s see? i won t tell your boss but sometimez i am at a loss as to whet what s on with it. ok mr atoz fire up tha atavacron! hoot~!
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The infinite garage of doom. Room for everything but the car.
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Oh yeah… It’s rather finite, actually. However, there was no ifs, ands or buts about him clearing it out and making room…
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You put cars in your garages? What do you do with all the boxes and old bikes, then?
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Absolutely! It’s the first time EVER that I have a garage that is wide enough to accommodate it all !
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A great peace. Reminds me of the too many little things that take the space of the big things, the things that matter more, in our lives. And that it’s good to reclaim room for the things that matter most to us. You poets are a great lot, you can use any allegory to reinstate the obviously important. This piece is one such wonderful.
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Thank you very much for your kind comment, Lamittan. 🙂
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You’re welcome
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Many of us are overstocked. We keep trying…
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Oh, I hear you…
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I know that garage. It has always looked like that!
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I wouldn’t be surprised that you do! There is more chance of you knowing it for real than I!
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Middleham is a lovely little town!
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I’ll have to take your word for it!
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It’s a horse racing and training area so lots of money around!
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Is it now? How interesting.
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The ubiquitous stuff that surrounds our lives!
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Stuff! No wonder George Carlin did that sketch. We are slowly invaded by it, no matter how many times we clear it out!
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What is it about garages that they become a stuff magnet for everything but the car? Nice work, Dale.
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I dunno but it is amazing to me just how we manage to clear out stuff only to bring back more… Thank you. My son actually cleared it out yesterday. So starting tonight, I can park inside. Woot!
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Hurrah and judging from your comment about the cold, just in time!
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Oh yeah.. I warned Iain that I would NOT be scraping my car another day … 😉
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Yeah, there’s nothing more unpleasant than scraping frost off car windows especially when said car is parked in front of a garage full of crap.
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Seriously! We used to have a Tempo (a car tent doohickey) which eliminates scraping and snow. But I got rid of it from the old house (it would have been too big for this driveway anyway).
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I’m glad you got it all taken care of, Dale. (And a non-fiction story. 😏)
We’ve never had a garage, only a shed that gets filled–but no snow tires either.
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Let’s just say the boy had best do what he needed to. (And yeah, what a surprise, eh? 😎)
I had a garage but no room to put anything but stuff in. Our furnace was in it. This is such a joy to have! And we have no choice, here. It is law to have winter tires…
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Good storytelling…getting people out can be a nightmare!
Yep,was wondering where your poems were
on dverse! Hope you can get them done, good prompts and always enjoy reading…
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Thank you, Ain. It can… but while I did not kick my son out – yet – I am rather glad he has organised his stuff.
And yeah… when I cheat and write at work, I cannot even link up because the Mr. Linky is not welcome. My company’s firewall thinks it’s dangerous. How lovely of you to say that you enjoy reading… will give me the boot I need to keep it up!
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Ah, the joys of marriage. I’m glad the tire are stacked and sorted now – I wish we had a garage to put the car in so I wasn’t sweeping snow off while also trying to feed children and make them clean their teeth for school!
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Not even… the tires are all my son’s! I still have lots of Mick’s stuff left behind which I haven’t been able to get rid of just yet, even if it’s been seven years since his passing.
In this area, Tempos (a car tent, so to speak) are very popular… Dunno about Ontariariario!
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Oh gosh, don’t tell me when they stop filling your floor with pokemon cards they start filling your garage with tires?! I need to get me one of those tents!
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Yes, I am afraid they do. Unless they are like my younger one who doesn’t even have a driver’s license (22 years old). However… is quite the gamer so there is that paraphernalia all over the place… 🙄
A Tempo (Tempo is to car tent what Kleenex is to tissues) is a wonderful invention!
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What are you doing in Yorkshire lass?
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Haha! I’m thinking that is where Claire Fuller is from… as it is her photo… I just checked her bio and she is now, or was in Hampshire 🙂
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Sigh. They populate the world, guys and their tires, mechanical stuff, parts and tools and cords and wires. We need them, but we sure don’t have to like the mess that comes with them 🙂
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Amen, Sister! They do so love to accumulate, don’t they? 🙂
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Oh yes. I’ve put my foot down inside the living space of the house. He has the garage, the attic, half the basement, a shed, two truck bodies. . . .and he keeps talking about cleaning up so our kids won’t have to deal with it 🙂
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I think you have been most generous with the amount of space he can “collect” in… 😉
Talk is cheap! We believe action over speech!
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A great tale, Dale. I love how you even have a picture of them all ready to be sold.
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Thank you, Mason. Only because I forgot to take a “before” picture… 😉
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You’re welcome.
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🙂
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I enjoy your stories from daily life. This one, you’ve chosen a lovely staccato voice which really conveys the slightly edgy nature of the ‘discussion’ taking place.
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Thank you, Penny. As I mentioned in my intro, this is pretty much the discussion between my son and me 😉 Miraculously, he took care of it all yesterday… Not a day too soon as it is presently snowing 😉
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very nice
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Thank goodness I don’t have a garage! Just another place to clean.
Lol. You cleaned the entire place up with one good conversation! ⚡️💥
Think I’ll go have a talk with my dishes!
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Oh, I want my garage cleaned – not by me as I don’t make the mess in there – as I really, REALLY want to park my car in it.
LOL. My son came through, finally.
I wish it always worked with just a convo!
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Yay! He came through!
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He did!
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Garages fill up while we sleep. There’s no other explanation.
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Uh huh… with the help of twenty-somethings and their friends…
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Hey, Dale. It’s not even noon here and you have almost 50 comments (inclusive). I finally got caught up. I wasn’t there but I can guess who those people were. “I pahk the cahh in the gahhage,” always (can’t write that Boston accent very well). 🙂
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Hey Bill… You’re making me feel guilty! If I weren’t such a fab commenter, I probably wouldn’t have as many, eh? 😉
I don’t do Boston all that well, though my youngest, when he started talking was very “Bostonian”, wanting to go to the pahk.
This convo took place betwixt my eldest and moi… and finally came to fruition yesterday!
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Ph yes, you had mentioned the garage previously. 🙂
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Guess I am losing my own mind…
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Fun for the reader, not so fun for the writer. Glad you got ‘er done. Now take it easy, dear.
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Hey. He got ‘er done as he had to 😉 I made supper in the meantime 😉
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Whatever works 🙂
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True story!
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Hah, I hear you! Similar exchanges go on over here all the time!
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If you have kids and/or a husband, I can well imagine 😉
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Yes! Husband and grown kids!
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There ya go!
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We are one of the few families here who actually have both cars in the garage. I remember the snow tire situation, and it was a pain. Excellent job on the prompt.
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The previous owners were able to put both their cars in my garage (while not a double, it is rather wide). We, however, have way too much crap in there.
Once you’ve had snow tires here, you don’t want to go back to four-season… they just can’t handle our winters!
I thank you most generous sir.
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😁
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I’m glad you put your foot down. You gotta have room For your car when it’s that cold & snowy out, says the man who makes room for his LOVELY wife while his truck sets in the driveway. At least the Harley has a garage spot. Priorities. Enjoyed your story that so many can relate to.
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Yes, I did. And how lovely of you! (As it should be 😉 ) My sister’s car is also the one in the garage 😉
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If my husband has to have the biggest truck in the neighborhood, why should I suffer? 😉
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Hahaha! Exackery!
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Argh! I wonder how many households can relate to this? 😉
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Hah! I’m thinking any one that contains a man or sons… 😉
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Now, if the subject was flower pots instead of tires…I think the shoe would be on the other foot in this house. 😉
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But we are not talking about that, are we? 😉 We are pretending our stuff is never in the way…
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lol
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Good one. Many of us forget that part of the world requires snow tires.
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Thank you. And not an option, I’m afraid…
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Probably more smart than afraid
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🙂
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Real life stories are the best!
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Thank goodness because frankly, most of mine are to some extent!!
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Well done! We get both cars in the garage, usually by November 1st, but it’s always a struggle. Once we decide to move them out, it only takes about a week before they aren’t going back in.
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Way to go! I offered to my son to make space for his car but he declined. Hey, his choice. Funny how, as soon as we no longer need to keep the cars free of winter we let the crap pile up.
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Ours stays clean until I need the space for a project and then is all downhill. Your son might reconsider after scraping his windows a few times.
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No. He won’t simply because we just don’t have the room. He’s young. He can earn the right to a garage. Took me over thirty years of living outside my parents house to have one!
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Tidy garage…..too much time on your hands ☺️😂😂😂
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Not quite… And not my handwork! 😁
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Lol 😂🤣😂
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I know the feeling and how frustrating that the garage is the default dumping store for those things that are never used or thrown away.
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It is. And for the first time since being a homeowner, I actually have one that I could park my car in so yeah… it had to be cleaned out!
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I think I can honestly say I have never put my car in a garage. When I was single I didn’t own one, and when I was married it was to a guy who thought the garage was only for his motor bikes. And a ton and a half of rubbish. Loving your tidy garage though! Well done
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It is the first time as a homeowner that I can actually use it for my car. And the tidy is only on one side 😉 As far as I am concerned there is still way too much sh*t in there… Thank you!
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Dear Dale,
At our old house we had no room for even a bicycle. Now don’t even ask me about our subbasement. Oy vey. Love your, as always, natural dialogue that moves the story forward.
Shalom and lotsa encircling hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
At my old house, I didn’t either. Besides the furnace being in there (stoopidest thing ever), and the freezer and the bazillion tools… we just managed to walk through the damn thing.
Shalom and lotsa roomy love,
Dale
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Hmm… It goes like this: more room= more stuff! If we ever had a garage it would probably end up stuffed to the top in no time! 😉
Taken care of brilliantly! 😉
xoxoxo
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It’s the purse syndrome. The bigger the purse, the more shit you stuff into it. A garage = an extra room to stuff. Sigh.
Glad, however that a “path” was cleared for my car! Thank you, my friend xoxoxo
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A ha ha haaaaaa…. don’t I know!!!!!!!!!!
It’s always great to clear paths!!! 😉 Well done!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Thank you, my friend! xoxoxo
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A garage didn’t come with this cottage, but I do have a small brick outhouse full of stuff I keep meaning to sort out! Great believable dialogue.
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It was possibly believable because it happened, pretty much like that 😉
This morning was so lovely to go into a warm car, press the button to open the garage door and drive out! Woo hoo!
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So that’s what garages are for, a place for a car to be cosy!
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You know… until recently, I though tit was a rumour!
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There’s a law you must have snow tires on by a certain date? Oh my goodness! Wishing we had a garage to park our car…instead the garage is filled with my husband’s stuff! Oh well…
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Oh yes. By December 1st, they must be on. Here in Quebec, we get hit with some nasty weather.
And it is the first time in my life there is a garage with place to park my car!
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That’s a lot tidier than my garage! My car won’t go in mine. I hope you got your snow tyres on!
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Let us just say that I only showed you the neat rows of tires… You did not see the rest 😉
As long as my car fits!
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it’s a common dilemma that we all face sooner or later. good motto is keep only what you need and discard the rest. 🙂
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Right, right… so much easier said than done when you are not the only one ‘collecting’
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Ugh a messy garage is the bane of my life too. Just let me park in there!
Nicely done, Dale. Blooming tyres!
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It makes me nuts. It still is rather a mess but my car fits so I won’t complain.
Thank you. 🙂
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Love your piece and the comments, Dale. Being in Greater Sydney, we don’t get snow here, so we don’t need to accommodate extra tyres. However, we’ve been living in the same house for 20 years and I’m an enthusiastic op shopper. Then, there’s the books and there are these little book exchanges round the place and I’ve raided them too often too. Free books…and I’m pretty selective.
Meanwhile over six months ago, our son decided to clean his room, which involved emptying all his stuff into the living areas of the house. It’s what they do in those declutter shows. However, they don’t just leave it out there. He hasn’t been in the best frame of mind what with these lockdowns etc and so we don’t want to upset him so much of the stuff is still out of his room. Then, there’s our stuff and things to go to the op shop that haven’t made it out the door yet. We’re just grateful to have breathing space around here.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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Thank you, Rowena. I guess you wouldn’t down there! That said, tyres or no, we do have a way of accumulating stuff, don’t we? My son’s stuff is all over, as well. He is planning on looking for a condo in the near future so I sort of bite my tongue sometimes. It annoys the hell out of me, though. Funny (not really) how clearing out their room means cluttering the rest of the house!
Best wishes to you!
Dale
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What are you doing in my garage? No wait, it’s nice and orderly in that last pic, can’t be mine. Wanna come over and do the job? There’s also two sheds and a workshop… 😀
Great conversation, Dale.
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Hah! I only showed you the good side 😉
Glad you enjoyed the conversation between my son and me 😉
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LOL. At least you have a good side… 😀
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Only because it was do or die… 😉
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Q
Buahahaha!
This reminds me of when we had a garage, and used it exactly . . . I dunno . . a handful of times maybe? Before it turned into a workshop, a storage area, a play area, a workshop/play area. a doggie apartment, and then back to a storage area. Never got back to being a garage once all the iterations took hold.
I’d rather not have a car, LOL. But yeah, there are times (WINTER) when a garage being an actual garage? Its kinda nice to have one!
B
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Ya like that one, eh?
It is the VERY FIRST time I have a garage that I can put my car in. Lemme tell you. I am beyond chuffed. Do you know how nice it is, when it is 7 degrees F outside but you get in your car and it’s all toasty warm?
Well. I like having wheels and going where I want to go when I want to go.
Q
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It’s necessary, is what you’re saying. Yeah with mine, it never went back to its intended use. Only as close as the driveway, that’s it.
Many do. 😉
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While it may not be necessary, it is rather desirable to have access to it. Such as today. I look at my son’s car, slowly being covered by a thickening coat of ice, thanks to the freezing rain.
Indeed. And, you gotta admit, it is convenient…
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At one point I had tossed with making it into another room, but it wouldn’t have made sense when it came time to sell.
It is.
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That’s a tough decision to make. At my parent’s house, my father turned the garage into an office. And we turned it into a wood-burning stove room after the ice storm. Some people want a garage, some don’t care. It’s a risk.
Hop in and drive down to… say… Woodstock or anywhere else you wanna go 😉
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It wasn’t worth actually building anything there for that reason. The cost and time afforded to building it, and then the risk associated with that on the other side.
I heard that place is groovy.
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Yeah, I hear ya. Unless you plan on staying, nor worth it.
Heard tell it was.
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Nope.
Ya did?
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I did…
☮️✌️
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Great story! Merry Christmas!
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Thank you, Bear!
Merry Christmas to you!
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Looky lou at that garage! NICE!
This was fun!
I only now got to FF, so I only now got to reading others’ stuff (though I kept it in my ‘in-box’ for reading, because I was not gonna miss yours!)
Here’s to tires where they belong, and not where they don’t belong … 😉 Though the answers to where they do or do not may vary … 😉
Na’ama
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Glad you thought so 🙂
And how sweet are you? Much obliged to deserving a spot in your inbox.
And yes, the garage does look nice, doesn’t it?
xoxo
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If I had a garage, I’d be happy to have you organize it … 😉 (No worries, I don’t have a terrace, or an elevator, let alone a garage … LOL!)
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Oh darlin’… I didn’t do a damn thing. If I do (when I do) there will be a LOT of stuff that I’ll make disappear…
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Poof! 😉
Well, you can make EVERYTHING disappear from my imaginary garage … 😉
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LOL!
I would love to have a magic wand…
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When you get one, can you wave it and make more magic wands and send me one? Pretty please???? 😀
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Will do!!
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They call it a garage, but let’s be honest: it’s really an extra storage space for most folks! Glad you got your garage back, Dale. 😉
Pax,
Dora
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You have that right. It’s the first time there is room for my car! Woot!
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