Hello my peeps. Lovely to see you on this first hump day in August. How it is already August when July was barely a day long is beyond me, but I digress. Rochelle may be off cavorting in the ocean on vacay but she still manages to host this weekly shindig. She is a rockstar, eh? When I saw this photo by the super-talented Sandra Crook, I knew exactly where I wanted to go. Then I remembered (vaguely) that I was pretty sure I had written about this experience before. Dang it! A search revealed that I did. Back in June, 2017. Wait… back in 2017… who the hell is gonna remember it anyhow, right? Right. And, hey, it happens that others repost old stuff. This is more of a rearranging. Apologies to those who do remember it. I was surprised to see the number of Fictioneers from then who are still around today. Hope the newbies enjoy… If you’ve got an idea for a 100-word original story, then by all means, do click on the frog below and add your link. G’head. It’s fun 🙂
“Total gridlock, Mon, in Sint Maarten! We’re gonna miss the boat!”
The walkie-talkie crackled with Sébastien’s voice. “If I make a move, you guys gonna follow?”
“Hah! Go? There’s nowhere to go!” Mick grumbled.
Karl’s voice came on, “We’re in!”
Suddenly Sébastien’s jeep, followed closely by Karl’s, passed us on the left. On the sidewalk. People scurried out of the way.
“Are they stupid?”
“You best be stupid, too, if you don’t wanna miss the boat!” I yelled. The song “Bumpy Ride” came on the radio. Serendipity? A sign?
“Put the music up louder!”
“Whoo hoo! Go, Daddy, Go!”
Put your hand over your eyes.
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Haha! It was nuts, I tell you, NUTS!
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I am going to hazard a guess sidewalk driving is not for the faint of heart. I have never tried it myself, although on occasion I have been tempted to give it a go. Maybe I hesitate because I know it’s going to be…a bumpy ride. (nice song selection, Dale!)
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Let us just say that it is a thrill best left to the stuntspeople in the movies! However, had we not done just that, we were definitely missing the ship! And, I kid you not, Bruce, my sister’s jeep had that song playing! Memories…
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That is one memorable ride, Dale. It’s just too funny that song was on during that chaos.
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I mean what are the chances? In this case… very high!
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Ha…sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do! Nice job.
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😉 It makes for great story-telling later on, tell you what!
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I don’t doubt that for a second!
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I really have to finish writing them all…
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Luckily, the gendarme was at lunch! 😀
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It was after lunch but yeah!! Lucky for us all!
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Some memory, huh?
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Lemme tell you… We just made it!
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Great retelling. You couldn’t make it up!
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Thank you, Peter. It’s such a fond memory, once I got it in my head, I couldn’t dream of writing something else!
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The sort of experience you repeatedly dream about!
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Lemme tell you… the drink was big and tasty after that 😉
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It would have to be!
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For sure!
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Go daddy go, and what a memory.
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No kidding!
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I couldn’t do it. I’m listening to that song now. It’s not for me
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What’s not for you? The song or the ridiculous driving on the sidewalk?
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The driving would get me crazy from fear. The song would get me crazy from its not being my style
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The driving was, thankfully, not for a long stretch. The music… well, it can’t all be Beatles 😉
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Yikes! I can see where you’d remember this bumpy ride! 🙂
(I can’t believe the song was on the radio at the time!)
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We were the last ones on the ship! They actually held it for 15 minutes… My sister had one foot on the dock and one on the ship imploring them not to take off!!
I know, right? How crazy was that? (re: song)
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Wow–drama finds you everywhere, Dale! 🤣🤣
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We think Mick was the catalyst… all the crazy happened when he was around 😉
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🤣
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I kid you not… 🤣
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I hope there wasn’t an unsuspecting police man round the corner on a lunch break…!
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We were extremely lucky! It was closer to four o’clock “rush” hour…
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Is that a bottle of tequila I see on the seat? That kind of daredevil antics usually involves alcohol… Hope they all survive to see the boat. Exciting adventure story, Dale.
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There shoulda been… ‘cept we had the kids with us so we had to be good 😉
We survived and were the last ones back on the ship! There were people hooting and hollering as we ran to the gangplank! Cray-cray and zero fiction…
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Oh WOW, Dale! I had no idea this was non-fiction, maybe I missed reading that part. Glad you made it back in time and to cheers at that 🙂
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Haha! I tell ya… nuts. Let me tell you, it was a stressful thing. I’ll have to share the whole story… smh.
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Great story. It reminds me when I was in Naples, Italy in #### (not giving away my age. Lol). I always told people after that that “If you don’t like the traffic, get off the sidewalks.” I almost got run over on a sidewalk while snagging some pizza & wine.
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No way! You wild and crazy guy!!
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Love it, you brave and crazy soul. This better be in your book of stories about Mick!
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Let’s just say that we all (four jeeps in all) were crazy! And yes, it is 🙂
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Okay, that was fun. Stressful, but you made it.
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It was fun. And stressful. And we were the last ones on the ship… and we are STILL talking about it!!
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Were you inspired to bump and grind after you got to the boat? Wonderfully fun story.
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Had to change my clothes, then jumped into the hot tub with a fabulous alcoholic concoction… And marvelled that we actually made it!
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No trweking on the Lido then?
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LOL! Not with the two kids in tow…
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I guess not.
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Quite a bumpy ride indeed! I didn’t see this in 2017, so I enjoyed it fresh! Love it!
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It was. Exhilaratingly stressful, to boot. I think I did a better job this time 😉
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How is it August?!
Sometimes one needs to take matters into their own hands. Pre-covid… so long ago. Interesting song timing. A sign from the universe? Fun story, D.
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I dunno, man… it was July for a minute.
It was a crazy experience that we will talk about for years to come!
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A ha ha haaaaa…. I’ve lived something similar a couple of times. One was going down steep curves on a narrow mountain road!!!! 😱😱😱
Beautifully written, CNL!!! 😘😘😘😘
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Oh boy!! Down a mountain is some scary stuff!!! 😱😱
Glad you enjoyed my tale 😉 😘😘
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You can say that again, especially as the road was for one and a half car [two way road]!!! Steep cliff on one side, rocks on the other! Great fun! But we had to catch a ferry. Thankfully hubs is a brilliant driver.
I enjoyed your tale very much!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Ugh. Reminds me of one of our day trips in Costa Rica… going down with a prayer and eyes half-shut, glad the driver was from the place and understood the road!
So very glad you did! xoxo
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Yes, it’s one of those situations when you get pins and needles at the bottom of your spine! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘😘😘
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Or a line of sweat that goes all the way down to your bum! 🤣🤣
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…that too!!!! 😂🤣😂
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😉 🤣😂
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😘😘
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😘😘
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🤗❤
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Just like one of our forest lane drives
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Oh dear… They care not for the pedestrians?
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There are generally no walkways. The tarmac on the edges is often nibbled away and drivers have to edge past each other to avoid dropping into lengths of potholes
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And I thought our roads were bad…
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So that was YOU who almost ran me down!
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Ummm… I wasn’t driving, just so you know… 🙂
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I don’t know how to say
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🙂
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👌👌👌🤗😊
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Q
Proof positive that sometimes you have got to dial up the stupid in order to get where you wanna be. And in this case, it was more than proper to abide by the handbook. And I mean, you had a great excuse for doing so.
I think when a song comes on the radio that perfectly captures the moments you are going through, it’s as if the universe is tapping you on the shoulder and letting you know that every little thing is gonna be alright. And maybe it’s not true, but here’s the thing. You can’t prove it’s NOT true, so as far as I’m concerned . . . 😉
B
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B,
I cannot deny that one. It needed to be done because the “what if?” of it all? Woulda cost a mint!
I could not agree more. How can you not call it incentive/serendipity/invitation…
Q
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Buahahahaha! Nothing inspires like “Imma lose my shirt unless . . .”. But hey, it gets the job done right?
Yes, yes and YES!
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I can still picture us running like a bunch of special athletes down the looooooong wharf (coz of course, ours was the third one at the end). Aidan losing his flipflops, me peeing my pants, Iain not wanting to wait for us, Mick loaded with all our shit… priceless, I tell you, PRICELESS! The ship sent out a golf cart to come and get us!!
All that. And then some!
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Buahahaha!
All that, AND a soundtrack.
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Laugh away, my friend; laugh away (we do!)
Exactly!!
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It was an apt soundtrack.
Uh huh!
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Couldn’t have been better!
MWAH!
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Nope.
MUAH!
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😉
MWAH!
😘
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😘😘😘MUAH!!!!
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LOL … based on another true event in life? Great song – and a good Samba.
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You know it!! Why do fiction when reality is so much better?
I love the tune…
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😁
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😉
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Woohoo!
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Ya baby!!
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💗💗🎉🎉
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Well, it’s all new to me, Dale.
Fun story, and who wants t miss the boat anyway? I hate the phrase, “that boat already sailed.”
Well done, of course, again. 🙂
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I figured it would be new to quite a few 😉 And honestly, unless a story is spectacular, it ain’t gonna be remembered! Though we who almost did miss the boat will never forget it 😉
I hate hate that expression almost as much as “It is what it is…”
And I thank you.
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Oh, more good info on things about things that irritate Dale. (I hope she is smiling). I’m going to a poetry reading tonight. Any suggestions? 🙂
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The list is rather long… 😉
“At the end of the day”…
but my BIGGEST pet peeve, locutionly speaking? Is those who tag on “you understand?” or “you know what I mean?” at the end of every fucking sentence…
Yes, I understand. I am not a complete eejit.
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You are making me laugh as I prepare to go to the gym and get meh extercise done.
I also dislike the ‘end of the day’ idiom, but I’ve used the other two to add colloquial informality to poetry (based on reading). I do not use them in my daily vernacular. But now I know more. 🙂
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Happy to make you laugh so easily…
I have this friend who opens and closes my pool. He cannot explain one fucking thing without adding “You understand?”. Makes me wanna punch his lights out. Good thing he comes cheap(ish)…
Enjoy your workout!
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I may write that story.
Smack!
What was that for?
Stop asking me if I understand. It’s condescending.
I don’t understand.
You need to stop.
Okay, Dale, but at the end of the day…
WHAK!!
LOL
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You do that, Bill. And please make sure you share with me.
Smack!
It is what it is!
Double Whack!
😉
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LMAO. 🙂
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😉
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*to* (eye roll). 🙂
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Puh-leeze… 😉
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🙂
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Love it, all the fun of the summer 😊😊😊😊
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Well… so to speak 😉
😊😊😊
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Words used loosely might improve bad suspension. Don’t know, don’t ask, it just came to mind 😊😊😊
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Hahaha! Love that! 🙂 🙂
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😊
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Dear Dale,
Nothing wrong with sharing the oldies. Five years ago already? But then You joined before I retired and that’s been nearly 7 years. Times fun when you’re having flies innit?
Wild ride that. Glad you made it in time. AND glad you found your way to Friday Fictioneers. 😀 ❤
Shalom and lotsa plain old hugs.
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
No, I know. But I did change it up, at least 😉
I know, right? Five years! Innit at that!
Me too and me too!
Shalom and lotsa love,
Dale
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It’ll be a case of “more haste, less speed” when the local constabulary spot them 🙂
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Let us just say we are immensely grateful that none were in our vicinity!!
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It is good story
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Glad you think so 🙂
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Aaaaah! I would have died. You crazy, crazy people 😉
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Hahaha! It was wild, that is for sure!
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LOL! I could SEE that happening! Music and people scattering away and the hollering galore! One does not want to miss the boat!! 😀 Hilariously and well done! I gotta know, for good effect, did you sing along at the top of your lungs?!
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I am so very glad you could!! It was surreal, tell you what! And honestly, it was hard to sing along when we were hanging on 😉
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LOL! Yeah, didn’t think of the sing-while-hanging-on factor! LOL
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Hahaha! And laughing but seriously worried about missing the boat!
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😀
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Sounds like quite the adventure! I could feel the thrill yet anxiety; I guess that’s what goes into a great adventure. Haha. Hope you made the boat. Enjoyed the story! 🙂
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It was crazy! And exciting and has made for a story oft repeated 😉 And yes, we made it to the boat. We were the last ones!
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Kinda crazy, but you made the boat!
Metaphorically, you and Mick made a lot of boats together, still are, in a healthy poetic way. ⚡️💥
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It was very crazy and yes, thankfully we made the boat. You are right, Mick and I did. And he does love to be my muse for us to keep on 🙂 👸✨
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Great
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It must be terrifying but also fun experience. Well done
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It was rather exhilarating! Thank you.
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Oh my word that road looks so sketchy! Reminds me of driving in Germany 😬😬😬. Loved the story! Thanks so much for sharing Dale!
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Let’s just say the road we took wasn’t quite so nefarious though there was traffic and we did go up on the sidewalk!!
Thanks for reading, LaShelle! 🙂
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😆
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Everybody needs to have a moment like that, if only to reinforce for them that they don’t want to have a moment like that again. Well done, Dale.
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Right! And useful for future writing prompts 😏 Thank you, Sandra.
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Definitely something to remember – it had to feel a lot like being in Bond film!!
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That it was and yeah, it was definitely a James Bond moment!
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