It’s only 35 words. Plus, the key word is basically how my thoughts have been running inside my head for the past three weeks. How can I resist? Besides, I’m one who chooses to laugh rather than cry over stuff – especially stuff that’s out of my hands. So, thank you, Sammi, for providing the way!
Fool’s dream
No hiccups, no surprises,
No scary electrical things hiding
behind now-exposed walls
No wonky plumbing
waiting to blow
As if that’s not enough
Let’s have tools running amok
Landing in wrong places
It’s only money
Goodness! I hope this situation has now been rectified and your weekend can be enjoyed as a weekend should! 🙂 Still, this made me chuckle, Dale.
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This one has… but there is still way too much to be done. It is my last weekend at my friend’s house, as she returns from vacation on Tuesday. I shall be living in the muck from then on!
Glad it made you chuckle 🙂
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That is some renovation job! Good luck! 🙂
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That ain’t nuthin’ my friend… And thank you!
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You’re welcome!
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😊
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Someone ran amok with a few tools. It looks like a classic case of how NOT to have fun.
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Tell me about it. The contractor was not pleased as he had to replace the whole vanity at his expense. With all the noise, no one noticed or heard the large exacto (utility) knife that fell till the next day.
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Good take.
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Thank you 🙂
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My pleasure, dear.
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Nothing like a big ole remodel to get everything running amok!
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Oh boy, tell me about it. And this is a huge ole one!
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Living with renovations sending you patience and strength 💜💜😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I only start living in it on Monday… I’ve been staying a friend’s for the past three weeks 😉
xoxoxo
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I got that just using forward thinking 💜💜
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We were lucky that we were able to time it like this. My friend is my contractor’s ex, to boot (they are very good friends) 🧡🧡
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It’s great when *happenstance happens! And even better wen it works.
(*I always wanted to use that word in a sentence)
💜💜💜
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Haha! Kudos to you for finding an opportunity to make it work. It was so funny, Linda kept bugging her son (who works with his father) to make sure their timing was still good! 🧡🧡🧡
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Well that shows it’s not what you know but who ! And living with renovations in the past I understand 💜💜
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I am SO not looking forward to living in it…
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Nothing lasts forever ❤️
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True! 💞
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“It’s only money” 🤣
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Right! 🙄😉
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How I sympathize with you. Let’s hope nothing runs amok. Wait there are men working on the project right?
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I thank you, my friend. You mean nothing else! Yes, there is a team. And Monday is a holiday here (our Thanksgiving) so one day less of work next week!
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You’ll be cooking before you know it. And I want the warm bread for sure. 🙂
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I’m sure by Christmas… right? RIGHT?
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I know the feeling!! 🙂
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So sorry you do!! 😉
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Great summary of a remodeling project.
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And that’s just one itty-bitty bit!!
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So starting next week you’re going to be running amok among the muck? Is that the gist of it? 😉
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That’s EXACKERY the fist of it!! 😜
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Well said
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Thanks!
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Oh my! I had some work done in my apartment over the summer, a bit of even included plumbing, but the majority of it wasn’t nearly as mucked up as this! Whoa! No Fun! I hope all ends up looking FAB and your bathroom is back in the saddle in no time!
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Fun stuff…. in the end 😉
The bathroom downstairs just needs electricity!
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May it all go as quickly and as painlessly as possible! xoxo
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That would be nice, thank you! xoxo
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🙂 Only nice things for you!
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You so sweet!
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xoxo
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xoxo
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Good luck and dodge any falling items😳😂
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Hahaha! I will! 🙂
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Is that the lifeless hand of a worker I see buried beneath the floor boards?
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Hahaha! Oh hell no… I sure hope not!
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Renovations can be insane indeed, Dale. I love just rolling with the “it’s only money” mindset…otherwise, one could lose their mind in addition to their savings. Best of luck on all of that. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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Oh boy, can they ever. You basically have to because if you stress over every little “oh shit” and “so that’s broken, too” and “gonna have to replace this, that and the other” you can definitely lose your mind!
And thank you and thank you! 🙂
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Been there – feel for you! Hope the end results are all you hope for (and paid for!).
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Thank you, Eilene… and I keep saying it will be worth it…
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Having been staging renovation projects every spring for the past five years, you have my respect for your fortitude, and lots of sympathy.
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Every spring? Oh man… I don’t know how you do it! I’m doing the whole floor in one fell swoop. I do not imagine I will be undertaking another for a loooong time after! And I thank you, kind sir!
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It was built in 1900, and almost never upgraded after 1955. It needs a lot of love.
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It is a labour of love!
And, by the way, I cannot comment on your blog! It keeps sending me in a Jetpack loop!
I wanted to say that there are those mornings where the coffee doesn’t come fast enough!
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I have a spare hard hat if you need one.
Funny poesy, Dale.
So, when does this come out on HGTV. Which Canuck celeb are you working with?
🙂
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I wonder where my response went… I know I commented but it’s nowhere to be found!
Does it match my super sexy steel-toed boots?
Glad you enjoyed my constructional adventures. Hmmm… depends, will they PAY for it? If so, I’m in!! I’ll have to go with the sexy Property Brothers 😉
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I googled Canadian hard hat designs. Many very cool ones. 🙂
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Haha! No doubt. I shall, however, refrain from finding myself in need of one.
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I’ve learned that such things are better to have and not need, than to bang and bleed because I did not have/wear one. 🙂
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True!! I’m not one for taking chances… I’ll just keep away when things are wont to fall!
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🙂
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Oh, my goodness… poor sink!!!! I admire your equanimity during this ordeal, transforming it to a brilliant poem!
Sending you baskets of courage with my wishes that it’ll all be done very soon!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Let’s just say I wanted to keep the renovations to the MAIN floor! Accidents happen and I don’t fret the small stuff (because it serves no purpose). Might as well poeticize it, eh?
Thank you. I’ll take every single one! xoxoxo
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Oh, you poeticized it brilliantly …and admirably if I may insist! 😉
xoxoxoxoxoxo
More hugs and courage over to you!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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You are too kind! xoxoxo
And yes, please. There has been more “unexpected” crap… sigh.
xoxoxoxo
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Just the truth!
The “unexpected” seems to be the word of the days!!!! 🙄
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Still sweet!
And yes, it is… I’m rather hoping it makes itself scarce from now on…
xoxoxo
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
😘🤗😘🤗😘🤗😘🤗
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Thank you 😉
xoxoxo
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Q
You’re living the “If it’s not one thing then it’s going to be a fucking other!” life right now and pardon me for adding my French to that, but I’m sure you will agree that it most definitely applies to your current status. You don’t even get to have home field advantage right now AND you just started a new gig. Whilst shopping and coordinating with everyone in the hopes of being finished before forever.
You’re Wonder Woman. To me you are.
B
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B,
That is EXACTLY it! It has been a series of, look at this; we can’t leave this like it is, knowing it is like that; did you see this; we have to add…. Home field advantage starts tomorrow night. My son HAS to come and give me electricity (and heat) in the one room I will be living in! And the new gig that leaves me mentally wiped – all this learnin’, yanno 😉 I am trying not to have any expectations on the finish date but boy oh boy do I hope it’s done (or livable) by November 1st!
You are the best. And my anchor.
Q
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I think your brother in law was absolutely right about the previous owners.
Woot! Right?
Uncross the fingers and let it be is what I say! And it will be . . .
MUAH!!
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I have to see if I have enough evidence in photos… If I had realised, I would have been I there taking photos of everything!
Right. My ⚓
Uncross fingers and its outta my hands anyway…
MWAH!!
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Unbelievable what some people do with their homes.
🙂
Double smile to that one bebe.
MUAH!
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Honestly. What in the name of Beelzebub are they thinking?
😊
Mmmmm
MWAH!!
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They weren’t baby. They just weren’t.
😉
Kiss me . .
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You got that right…
😉
😚😚😚
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😚😚😚😚😚😚
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😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
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That’s amore.
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That it is…💖💖
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My tools have minds of their own, point them in one direction and they go in the other. That’s my excuse anyway!
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Oh…. is that what you think happened? 😉
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Maybe, I don’t trust the little buggers!
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Can’t say I blame you…
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Oh dear. But as you say, you’re good at laughing when Life runs awry!!!
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Best way to deal with it, in my very humble opinion…
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Indeed, indeed, indeed 😊😊😊
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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This weekend prompt must have been custom designed for what you’re going through! Just remember how fabulous it’ll be when it’s all done. 😍
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No kidding!! It’s why I couldn’t resist!
And yes, my new mantra is: it will be fabulous!
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Even without the photos, I could tell that this poem was about home renovations … oh, the horror! I’ve no doubt it will be fabulous when it’s done and you’ll have much celebrating to do!
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I’m sure you could!
And ugh… I keep repeating to myself: It will be fabulous, It will be fabulous, It will be fabulous 😉
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Hi Dale, It has been a long time since I’ve commented on your posts. Happy Thanksgiving 🙂
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It’s been a long time since I actually wrote one!
Thank you. Going to my sister’s for turkey and all the fixin’s…
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You’re welcome. Enjoy!!!
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🙂
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I am a bit late to the party but wanted tom give this a go. It goes live early in the am tomorrow and should= show up as a pingback. If not here is a link https://missjudywrites.com/?p=6175.
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The link does not work. If it’s good, the pingback should appear on Sammi’s blog 🙂
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I posted a Comment on Sammi’s blog since I don’t see a ping back. Hope you can see my post at https://missjudywrites.com/2022/10/10/no-luck-but-bad-luck/.
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Your link works as does your pingback! Glad you are participating!
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Surely someone above has mentioned this, but, THE MONEY PIT might be worth (re)watching. Here’s hoping it is soon over.
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Nope. No one has… and would you believe I have never watched it?
It is hard to see a finish date at this point…
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Oy, renovations… you have my sympathy. But oh, the final day will be glorious!
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Thank you, Eliza. I keep telling myself that!
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Looks like you have your hands full Dale ! love the tools running amok. Thanks.
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It’s been a challenge. Glad you enjoyed. 😊
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LOL. You’re the only challenge I actually follow. here you are:
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And I haven’t participated in a dog’s age!
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LOL.
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A man of apparent wisdom and good standing in Society, esteemed by his peers
Mulled about his destiny
Or rather the choice he faced: to
Kill or not to kill, that was the ultimate question.
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Wonderfully done… Where’s the word “amok”? 😉
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Look at the initials of each line…
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On peut aussi essayer la version suivante:
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A woman of wisdom and good standing in Society, cherished by her peers
Mulled about her destiny
Or rather the choice she faced: to
Kill or not to kill the plumber, that was the question.
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Ah lalala!! Un acrostiche! My bad!
Et bravo 🙂
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Merci. Un acrostiche. Je cherchais le mot…
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Plaisir 😉
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😉
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Wonderful
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Thanks.
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well written, Dale; and ~ good luck!
~David
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Thank you, David. On both counts!
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LOL! It’s only your money, Thunder.
Are the renos almost done?
I can’t stand worker guys in my home. They rarely come on time, make a mess, take lunch at 11 & return at 2.
So, I live in schmeleke.
Amok = Amuck.
Love ya!
xoxo
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Well… money I inherited so it’s kinda like a bonus 😉
Hell no. They have one more room (mine) to tile. They’re still doing the joints on places where walls were removed and where others were put up.
My guys are here at 7, barely take time to lunch and leave at 5 – 4 days per week. They impress the hell out of me. Of course, there were delays because the wiring was amok 😉 So the whole house got rewired…
I’m going to try to write the post bringing things up to date.
Love ya back!
xoxoxo
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OMG!
I don’t know if I could live through that, even if I was staying somewhere else!
OH, I finished the pumpkin gown! Will send it later. Need to take a pic! xoxoxo
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I was lucky enough to stay at my friend’s for the first 3 weeks, but now? Am living in it. Ugh.
Oooohhh! Can’t wait to see it! xoxoxo
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Eeeuch! Hope it’s finished soon! ⚡️💥
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So do I but I’m not holding my breath. Yet. 👸✨
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Yes, I don’t want you blacking out! ⚡️💥
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Hahahaha!
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