I decided to play along today (well, started yesterday but you know how that can go…) WhimsyGizmo hosted Quadrille Monday for dVerse and all we had to do was use the word “wing”, or some for of it, in a 44-word poem. Why not, eh?
Like an actor in the wings
Suddenly called forth to perform
I must dazzle them with my brilliance
Or baffle them with my bullshit
And see what happens
Supposedly a far cry from
Winging it
According to MacGruber
Can be costly
According to me
Ha ha! Perfect, Dale!
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😉 Thank you, Karla!
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You’re welcome ☺️!
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🙂
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That’s to great Dale😊
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Thank you, Tommy.
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You’re welcome, how are you doing today?
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Baffle them with my bullshit?
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All. The. Time 😉
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I think the best strategy is to overwhelm them with brilliant bullshit. Excellent Quadrille.
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Now you’re preaching to the choir! Thank you, Tim!
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And a great video to support your poem. Well played …. and oh crap …. I set the timer wrong at Sorryless … Almost crowded into your Wednesday space. Shame on me!
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Why thank you. 🙂
Oooohhh… You’da been in beeeeg trubbles 😉
No worries.
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Spread your wings and fly away , fly away, flyaway 🙂💜💜
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Hahaha! I’d like to right now, tell you what!
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I get that 💜💜
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How are you doing today Willowdot?
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Not bad thanks, and you??
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I’m doing well, thanks. Hope you don’t mind if we both get to learn more about each other better?
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Ha! Well done! And so true!
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😉 Thank you, De!
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FUN! I’m chuckling about “Or baffle them with my bullshit” which is line to beat them all. I do like your sense of humor.
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So glad you are. I’m a certified expert at baffling with my bullshit 😉 And happy you do 🙂
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Looks like you were out at my favorite park!
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I was out at one of my faves, that’s for sure!
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Terrific, Dale.
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Thank you, John 🙂
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😁
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Brilliance wins here!
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Woot!! Thanks, Peter!
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Excellent, Dale. We’re all really just winging it the best we can!
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Aren’t we though, Bruce? Thank you. 😊
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Sorry Dale, WP doesn’t let me like your posts. MacGruber is a new one on me.
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WP is a pain in the a$$
It was new to me, too! I was looking for something with winging it and this showed up – rather good. 😊
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To be honest, baffling with bullshit has severed me well over many years.
I was stage crew for my high school Thespians skits and plays. This also meant I was understudy to all the actors. Only one time was I ever called to fill in at the last minute. I had to read the lines while shaking in both body and mind. I’m sure the audience was both baffled and bewildered. 🙂
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You and me both!
Poor kid! I bet you were shaking all over! I know I would have been 🙂
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Thanks Dale. I was. But I did it.
Last Saturday the guy with the PA system did not show for a poetry reading. I stood in the middle of a coffee shop and read my poems as loud as needed. Did not phase me and others followed. When you’re over it, you just are. 🙂
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Of course you did!
And I’m sure you did a fabulous job. And I am like you in that, the nerves at the beginning dissipate rather quickly. I’ve somehow been ensnared into giving eulogies way too often. Grandmother, father, husband, step-father… eesh.
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Oh, eulogies, now that would be difficult.
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I’m pretty effing good at them. Make the crowd laugh as well as cry 😉
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I wish I could see you in action. 🙂
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Ah well… I do hope my “services” will not be needed for a GOOD LONG while!
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No for me! 🙂 But, if I did, I would. 🙂
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Hahaha! 😀
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Almost forgot, well done, Dale. 🙂
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Thank you, Bill 🙂
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Well done, Dale!
I suspect there’s sometimes a fine line between dazzling with brilliance and baffling with bullshit. 😏
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Thank you, Merril!
Methinks that line is very fine 😉
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You’re welcome! 🙂
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🙂
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Ha ha ha that was brilliant! When I was in university one of our favourite sayings was ‘bullshit baffles brains’. It is so true.
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Thank you, my friend! So very glad you enjoyed. I like to think I am rather adept at baffling 😉
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Ha! Ha! Good one, Dale!
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Thank you, Jan. Glad it got a laugh 🙂
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What a lovely picture Dale? Is that you? I love watching the small birds and have had a few eating out of my hand. Made me feel very humble.
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Thank you. That is actually my mother – who was so thrilled to feed the birds (on previous posts, it was me). It’s the most wonderful thing 🙂
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It is wonderful.
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It is 🙂
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This is a good bit of fun, Thunder!
The prose stands on its own, however with the MacGruber clip, it’s hysterical!
Adore!
Hey, where did the pic of you in the shadows go in the previous post? Maybe it’s just me?
xoxo
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I’m glad you thought so, Sorceress!
I admit I changed it around after I found the MacGruber clip – what a hoot!
What? Oh shit! Let me go check!
Thank you for telling me. I must have accidentally flushed it! Jeez… xoxoxoxo
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Flushed? Never heard that term for losing a pc in blog world. Huh! xoxoxo
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I don’t know how, but maybe I was on it when I wanted to remove another picture instead of that one. Either way, I thank you for bringing it to my attention! xoxo
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xoxoxo
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xoxo
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I never watched the show, but this prose and clip worked! ⚡️💥
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Thanks! I thought so, too 😉 👸✨
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What a hoot, Dale! Alas! Do you mean life’s a stage for the birdies too?!! Performance/Con artists saying, “hey, look at me!”
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So glad you liked it, Dora! I suppose some of them can be 😉
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Many have tried to baffle with bullshit… it can lead far (way too far some would say)… wonder if there are those who pretend to wing it just to appear way more brilliant.
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Oh, that is for sure. And I am positive that some do live by winging it. If they do always manage to make it, they could appear so.
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Just brilliant Dale – definitely not ‘Bullshit!’
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Haha! Glad you think so!
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Oh, how clever! Love it!
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Thank you, Marie! So glad you do!
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Dale that was a blast to read and then watch the trailer. Never saw that movie but it looks really funny.
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Thank you, Lisa! I’ve never seen it myself but when I found this clip… I had to change my quadrille a bit 😉
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You’re welcome. That actor is funny, have seen him in other things. Whatever works when you’re winging it 😉
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He is and they looked familiar so I looked them up. Will Forte is MacGruber but Ryan Philippe is Piper. And that was Kristin Wiig under the ‘stache! LOL And yes, whatever works, I say 😉
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Q
I am the maestro of the stuff, but of course I use the sinister intelligence Satan gave me to up that ante. Just today it came into play when I was talking my way through a series of questions to which I had no good answers! But I had a lot of artful dodging answers and it worked like a mofo with mucho mojo.
I always laugh at the image thinking, Snow White was here!
And the quadrille. . I know its definition but I STILL do not get it! Other than to say, you do it so well. 😉
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B,
You are, of that I can attest 😉 It’s why we get on so well – we are both quite masterful at it 😉 And I’ve zero doubt that you did so with aplomb!
I know, right? My mom, in this case, got to play Snow White!
44-word poem using one key word given, in this case “wing”. And I am chuffed you think I do.
Q
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You understand.
Aplomb is in the file. A few times actually, just because it is the kind of word that keeps having to be said. A . . .Pllll . . . OMB.
A stand in of course. But its the Snow White Effect just the same.
Chuffed? Yeah, you know.;)
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I do.
It’s a good ‘un, eh? I do love it… haha!
Of course, a most worthy stand in.
I do… 😉
MWAH!
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If I put food in my hand and summon the birds, they flip me the . . . wait for it . . . bird. Followed by a few less than wholesome French words.
MUAH!
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Hahaha! I bet you I could get them to come to your hand 🙂
MWAH!
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Probably. But as soon as you turned, they would be flipping. Not that I blame them.
MUAH!
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Nah… I have faith…
MWAH!
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MUAH!!
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MWAH!
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MUAH!
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A ha ha…. brilliant, CNL! I hadn’t seen the movie but clip is perfect inspiration! I love that photo! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Thank you, lovely CNL! I haven’t seen it either 😉 I was looking for something and found it, so I changed my poem!
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As a talented and versatile writer would! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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…Loved it!
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Oh stop! xoxoxo
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Nope… I won’t! 😘😘😘
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what kind of bird ist?
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The one on the left is a chickadee and the one on the right is a nuthatch 🙂
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You have wonderful friends, there, Dale. And I think they would agree that “winging it” beats brilliance any day. Then again that was brilliant, writing this poem in 44 words!!
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Thank you, lovely lady! I really do. Winging it is way more entertaining for both the “winger” and the audience. 😉
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It’s all been said, now my mind’s gone dead, my thoughts on strike, I’ll just give it a like! 😊😊😊
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Hahaha!! Love t! 😊🤗
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Top of head job, you know me 😊😊😊
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Indeedy! 🙂 🙂
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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How are you today?
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I am fantastic, thank you. And how are you?
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Aah . that’s a nice one🤞
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Thank you 🙂
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❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍
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Good
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