When this prompt from Sammi came out in August, I knew not what to write, so I skipped it. And then I started a new job in September. I am slowly, desperately, quite possibly, going mad. I don’t know if I’ll be able to find a way to survive. Might seem drastic to you but to me? I just cannot. That said, I searched on Sammi’s site to find this prompt because I so knew what to write this time!!
I sit
kitty-corner from a
monologuing soliloquy
to the right
and
not-so-subtle sibilance
to the left
All day
I cannot tune them out
I fear I’ll go mad
No, seriously. Is it not rude to think you are alone in your cubicle? Can you not shut the eff up?
Shall I send you some earplugs? 😉 But seriously, yes, people can be quite inconsiderate. Clueless, too. Oy!
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I hate having those things in my ears… And everyone tells me to get ear buds and listen to music, but again, all day? Nooooo… They laugh when I mention it. I find it beyond inconsiderate.
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I think that there’s reasonable conversation and UNREASONABLE chatter. Not the same thing. Yes, inconsiderate if it is ongoing.
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Honestly, if people are chatting or listening to music, it is very different. I try to tune them out. Or pretend they do when they speak to me… make them repeat a couple times and then say: Oh, I didn’t realise it was to ME you were speaking…
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I mean, how WOULD you realize they were talking to YOU when they’ve been chattering all along and you had to TUNE THEM OUT? 😉
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Exackery!!
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People have forgotten the precious use of thinking with mouth shut! I can relate but even more so, hubs! Beautiful writing, CNL! Sending hugs …many of them! xoxoxoxoxo
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Ugh. It’s all the more awful because besides reading her emails, she also says whatever numbers she’s writing… guess what? I am also writing numbers! And the other one with her Ssss hissing… I dunno, CNL, might be cause enough for me to leave! Well, that and they are a bunch of stressed broads and I refuse to be stressed all the time.
I’ll take those hugs! xoxoxo
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As if our lives aren’t already stressful! Patience, dear CNL and more hugs are flying over! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Tell me about it. Got a limited amount left!!!
MOUWAH! xoxo
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Hugs and kisses are unlimited though! 😉 xoxoxoxoxoxo
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You’re the best! 💞
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🤗😘🤗
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Ha ha ha Good one Dale. 😁
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Even if they are killing me slowly… 🙂
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You were not meant to be in a cubicle environment. 🤗
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You are so right, John. I needs must get out of it!
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Indeed. You should be in a writing job somewhere.
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I should, eh? Gotta make it happen!
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It would be great to see yu in a role like that.
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Awww shucks. Thank you, John.
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😊
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🤣
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Ssssssstop sssssssniggering! 😉
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It’s how you know your writing is good 😉
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Haha! Love it. And thank you 🙂
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And there you are stuck in the middle with you when all you really wanted was “The Sound of Silence”. If you add a catcalls and derision, you would have surround sound, but then you would break the 28 word sonic barrier.
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Regular chatter or music is so not the same. Sometimes I start lalalala-ing. Or I put my music on my phone (which drains the battery and my data….). And right… couldn’t bust the 28!
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What a pain drain.
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Troof!
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Oh dear. Invisible earplugs? People are truly oblivious.
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Oh, they know they annoy me. My face says it all… They laugh and think it’s funny. I find it less and less so.
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Well, that’s just nasty.
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It is. And I’m not loving it.
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Shall I send a hitman?
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Yes, please
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Charlie’s the man!
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🙂
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Habits! We all have them and often no clue about their effect on others. I often wish for good hearing, but there are times when I bless my two hearing aids –and turn them off. 🙂 What if you take to humming really loud?
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They are annoying habits and the new one (the SSSSer) DIDN’T talk to herself apparently, until she started working there… Sigh.
I do so when I’m fed up 😉
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I’m sharing your pain!!! People can be so annoying at the office … talking very loudly on the phone, or talking all the time in general … I so treasure being able to work from home. The peace and quiet to do my work despite the many video calls. And without having to wear ear or head phones … so I can imagine how annoying ear plugs are. 🙈
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I know, right 🤨🤣
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I just can’t. And I miss you. 💞
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Thank you! I am thinking, as soon as my house is workable, I will look for something like that. I just cannot stand the constant whispering and speaking out loud but especially, they are always rushing. They increase the stress level – I’m no longer there…
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Shhhhhh it’s very quiet in my cubicle. Would you like to join me? We serve tea…
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Yes, please. As long as we can occasional speak with each other 😉
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Always! We have volume control.
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Beauty! I do like to socialize a bit in my day…
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You have my sympathies, Dale! 😖
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Thank you, Eliza. 💞
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I abandoned my cube/space almost 7 years ago. I do not miss it.
Your poem is great, making your point spot on. Very relatable by all.
I agree with Timothy’s song choice, “Clowns to the left of me/
Jokers to the right,” or soliloquy and sibilance.
Well done, Dale. 🙂
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I hadn’t been in a cube/space in eons… and guess what? I shoulda stayed away!!
Thank you! And I imagine I am not alone…
Yes! Clowns/Jokers! Sibilant Soliloquy!
Thank you, Bill.
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Of course, Dale. 🙂
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Love this photo of you 🤣🙂❤️💋
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I took it before posting because I was waiting for Jeff’s okay to use Dylan’s photo… I guess I should put it back… 😉 😁🤣😉💞
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I can still see it.
Also, your usage of Soliloquy and Sibilance is just brilliant
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You’re so lovely.
And thank you! You are also very generous.
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It sounds so overwhelming when you crave some peace and quiet. May you find a better environment soon 🙏
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Hey there Val. It is surprisingly annoying. I went from one place where all I heard was finger tapping and mouse clicking to this. I swear, as I get older, I tolerate less and less. I shall be on the lookout for something that better fits my personality.
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Start looking for another job immediately, no matter how awful it may sound.
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I am. Dammit. I lasted five months in the last one. I think I am becoming more difficult…
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💜💜🎊🎊🎊
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haha! cute, Dale!
❤
David
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Except when you have to sit between them 😉
Thanks, David.
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🙃
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Can you not shut the eff up? I say the same thing about a neighbor who is on her phone all the time, like when she walks down her driveway to go get the mail, and when she is outside pulling weeds in her yard, and even in the grocery store shopping when I run into her. I want to yell SHUT UP ALREADY. These overly talkative people are ill, I feel. There’s something unsettling about them. And they’re rude.
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It IS rude. They think it’s funny but I really don’t. And don’t get me started on the phone people. Good gawd.
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Dear Dale,
Oy, I do know how that can be. Ssssssso annoying. Love the photo that says it all. Good use of sibilance.
Shalom and lotsa quiet hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Ssssssso annoying. The trouble with that one, is she thinks it’s under her breath and only she can hear…. all I can hear is the damn sssssss. The other one is my supervisor and it’s like she’s alone in the damn room. Hell, there is one guy on the other side of the room who can hear her…
Shalom and lotsa silent love,
Dale
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Puts me in mind of a young woman who worked in my store…on the other side of the store, mind you. She did NOT have an inside voice. 😉
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Ugh… Look at me! Listen to me! I’m somebody!
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Pretty much sums it up. 😉
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So annoying. And it truly is rude, I feel.
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So sorry the new colleagues are so vexing. Hope the work helps to blunt their presence. How’s the work coming along at the house?
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Not really, to be honest. I don’t want my last years of working to be stress-filled and they all walk with this urgent quickness that augments this stressful environment.
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Sooo sorry. Yeah, I know what you mean…hopefully things will modulate somewhat.
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There is hope… And then there will be the new year and I shall decide then if I start looking or stick around.
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Ssssssssounds like it ssssssssucksssssss!
A cubicle? Oh my dear Thunder! I had no idea they put you in one of those.
Are renos at least done? From cubicle to construction….. Aaiiieeeeeeeee!!
xoxo
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That it does.
Well, cubicle…. it sounds worse than it is. But not my favourite thing.
Yes! So close to being done!
Wooo hooooo!
xoxoxo
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xoxoxo
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💞😚🤗
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xoxo
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Oh, the bane of working in an office. Although you might be going through agony, you still have your humor!
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I tell ya Janet… I’m starting to think I’m not easily satisfied… Or easily annoyed!
Or maybe, I just don’t dig on that office life anymore… Gong to have to do somethi g about it!
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You’re a smart cookie. You’ll get it figured out.
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Or something.
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Well, here’s to an “or something” in your very near future.
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I must admit the word is a new one for me …. and admit going to the dictionary. Your poem worked, and the image is perfect for it!
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It is a word not often used. Glad you enjoyed, Frank. 🙂
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That would definitely drive me crazy! UGH! I doI hope you can find some solution. The whole office cubicle thing is a weird setup to begin with. 😏
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It IS driving me crazy. I had been lucky in my office working worlds in the past. It’s my first (and last) cubicle experience… Ugh.
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I’ve only worked in a cubicle when I did on-site internships at ETS. I never had any rude people like that, but I was a bit anxious at first that I’d never find my way back to my cubicle in the sea of cubicles. 🙂
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They don’t think it’s rude – and there’s the rub … It’s not okay to act like you’re the only one in the room. Just sayin’!
My area has two sections. We four “matco” material coordinators and the second one with Gil who is all alone with three empty sections. He was smart and took the furthest away… 😉
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I guess people might talk to themselves without realizing it? Maybe it’s also post-pandemic behavior.
Can you move and sit near Gil?
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I think it’s just the way she is and she realizes it because I’ve made comments more than once!
Wouldn’t make a difference, I would hear her anyway…
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😞
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Dale, the first thing that popped into my mind here? “Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am…stuck in the middle with you.” Little did Stealers Wheels know they were describing cubicle life when they made this song. I have so many un-fond memories of cubicles, Headphones are the order of the day…with good podcasts or tunes!
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Big time. I just hate wearing ear buds/phones. I can’t listen to podcasts! It’s more talking!!! I can, however, change my circumstances…
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Q
I thankfully don’t suffer from this since my brain is a cubicle, hell . . it’s an office space, all its own. The talking, yelling, screaming, selling and barking are constantly going on inside there so the stuff happening all around me doesn’t stand a chance.
It’s . . . . great?
B
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B
Somehow when it’s your own chatting, yelling, cursing, it’s not the same. It’s yours, yanno?
It works.
Q
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Every once in a while I will fix on someone babbling some shit or other and when I do, good things usually do not happen. Since I have to live in society (for now) I don’t make a total scene. But I also do not endear myself to the babbler. I mean, how can I?
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Yeah. I hear ya. I’m just shutting up now. Gonna keep my whines to myself. Not gonna bore another soul with anything.
Babblers are very difficult to endear themselves to. Which is why, from now, nothing from me.
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When you fix your sights on said babbler, tell them to go babble somewhere else. It works for me and they really don’t mind since there is always someone up for some babble.
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Gotcha! Imma shut up and leave ’em to it.
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Best way to handle them.
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Agree.
MWAH!
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MUAH!
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😘
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😘
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You’ve said it so well, Dale. And all the previous comments (cos I’m the last again) and said it all too. I’m left just to 😊 and say, well done.
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Thank you, my friend. And there is no late. I am still catching up myself! 🙂
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I’m not surprised, you garner so many comments! 😊
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Ah la la..
I barely write lately! 🤪
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Yet you’ve always a full scroll of comments
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Well, take away the “conversations” and it’s a little less cumbersome 😉
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Yea, agreed; some of those comments do flow like tailor’s threads 😊
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They do get ridiculous 😉
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My mind fills with words and images: yarn, weave, spin, cloth, fabric etc
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🙂 And then we are gifted with how you put them together!
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Indeed yes. With crochet hook & knitting needle
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Love it!
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