It’s Thursday and I’m a day “late” for Friday Fictioneers. Which is silly, I know; it’s not Friday, for goodness sakes! I wasn’t even going to play, waiting for something to help me move my previous story forward, but then the muse hit with this and it would be foolish to diss the muse when she shows, right? Right. So. Hey, click here to find the ins and outs on how to play this here game and once you’ve got the how-to’s all set up, then click on the frog below and add your link to your 100-words story. Thank you to Rochelle for hosting and this week, thanks go out to Lisa Fox for this great image.
I cannot believe she ghosted me! Me!
Why are you so special? You may be handsome but you can be quite the dick.
I don’t get left. I do the leaving.
Excuse me. Are you not the one who left her hanging? Not once. Not twice. But at least thrice?
Thrice? Listen to you. You think you’re so smart.
I’m smart enough to be honest and treat a woman with respect. It’s about time you get a taste of your own medicine.
To hell with her. I can get any chick I want.
You will never learn.
What’s to learn?
Eilene Lyon read this and said it made her think of a Lynyrd Skynyrd song and I think it fits so well, I just had to add it!
haha! The Muse was kind to you this week, Dale. Ghosted and clueless, the poor sap. Glad my image helped to inspire you 🙂
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Hehe! Poor bastard, my ass. He deserves to be more than ghosted, methinks! And yes, it did. 🙂
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LOL!
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😉
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Another hahahaha! Great short ghosted story. Handsome dicks are the worst.
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So glad it was a hahaha for you! And how often are they? It’s been too easy for them for too long…
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I know. We ugly dicks have to work.
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Puh-leeze. Any woman with half a mind is going to stay away from the pretty boys with no substance. You ain’t no ugly dick!
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True. But there seems to be a lot of less than half-minded women falling for bretty boys. Speaking of half brain, I knew a woman who was in a car wreck. She was a little nuts after the accident. She said she got brain damage on one side of her brain, but luckily it was the side of her brain she didn’t use. I kid you not.
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Tell it girl friend. 🤗
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You know it! 🤗😘
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🤚❤️
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Well done. I think he should hang for a while.
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Could not agree more!
And thank you.
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Oh great dialogue, Dale. You do that so well. Kinda hung up on himself, ain’t he?! Glad she saw what he was and left him out to dry! 😂
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Thank you, Dora. It had been a while since I’d done one 🙂 He definitely is. She wasn’t going to waste another minute of her time on him 😉
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Mind over matter I’d say every time Dale. He sounds like a total Knob head! Good stuff, I’ll be getting mine done this evening. I’ve an idea
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Mind over matter indeed. He is a knob head! Thank you, Shrawls. Looking forward to yours 😉
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Well duh!!!!!! Exactamento! A double lol , for your brill story and the chuckle for seeing I’m not the only one washing Hera’s toys! 🤣😂❤️😘🤗
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Haha! And I’ll take the double lol! And that is hilarious!! 😂🤣😁😘
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Stitch them up too after the fillings and whistles have been …removed! 😂🤪
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Oh… Right!! Zeke never really played with toys so…
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Yes, well our queen enjoys to gut them! They bring out the investigator in her! 🤣🐾🤣
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Haha! Zeke ate his plastic toys… Which are made from petrol. Which turns to tar in the stomach. Which causes a mess that is mucho sticky… And that was the end of that!
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Yuk!!!!
Hera’s more in interior decoration with fluff!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Big time… Oh my gawd if you had seen the mess. Poor Zeke had whined to go out but we didn’t hear him. When we got downstairs at 6 in the morning, the damage was done… xoxoxo
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Oh, no, poor Zeke …and poor you, waking up to this!!! Sounds horrible!!!!!!!!! 😱
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Lucky for me, I had to go to work, Not so lucky for Mick who had to do the scraping…
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Lucky you indeed! Now the two of them are probably laughing about it! ✨🤗🐾😘
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Better late than Ezra! Even if it was early . . .
And having been ghosted by a handsome fella or two in my day, I gotta say . . they have the nerve to mess with our time like that? Where do they get off? Hopefully a short pier is what I’m saying, those bastids.
And really, these peeps take themselves so seriously when they’re little more than amateur hour. It’s predictable that this clueless cretin wouldn’t appreciate getting hit with some of his own medicine. Getting what he is so proficient at giving should’ve elicited a knowing smile on his part if he had any sportsmanship at all!
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Hehehe… Thank you 😉
Being ghosted by the handsome, the supposed friends, the whoever? Not cool. And yes, long walk off a short pier is in order.
They do! And they know exactly what they are doing. Shockers that it be done to them in return… I love that. Had he any sportsmanship… You do have a way with words.
Q
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There’s no use crying over spoiled milk anyways.
I’ve been ghosted many times and I was always a step ahead of the ghoster in that I didn’t go looking for an explanation. I get it, they’re in the rearview! Get outta heah!
They’re amateurs in that case.
I didn’t ask for it, God just had a sense of humor I guess.
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On that we agree completely.
As have I. There is that pause when you wonder if that’s what’s happening and then, buh-bye.
They are.
Oh, it’s a part of you, that’s for sure. And this gift, if you were, is honed and sharpened every time you use it.
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It’s why shrugs were invented.
Then there are the peeps who come round as if there is a blessed chance in hell you want to go there again and you ghost them before they can ghost you! I call it pre-ghosting! Carlin might love that.
Gift huh? I’ll take it. 😉
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The shrug goes a long way.
Don’t I know it. Am constantly amazed by it. Pre-ghosting! Love it. Carlin probably would have come up with it.
Gift. Take it. Use it. Share it 😉
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It does.
The vernacular changes but the thing remains the same. I think every generation behaves as if this stuff hasn’t always happened!
You’re right. I just dig the creation. Knowing I can do it as well as anyone works for me.
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🙂
That’s true. I’m sure even the cavemen just moved to another cave without warning 😉
You are fab at the creation and you do it better than so many. I’m just happy to be in the circle that permits me to read you…
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Right?
What I dislike about all of this is the pettiness shown by so many. They bring bouquets but then they dismantle a writer for the slightest things behind their backs. I can’t be okay with that.
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Absolutely!
No, definitely not. There is nothing to be okay about it. I don’t understand the point of doing that to a writer, to be honest.
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Me neither sistah! 😉
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Uh huh…
MWAH!
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MUAH!!
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I like the contradiction in the line; “To hell with her. I can get any chick I want.”
That really sums up the arrogance.
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Arrogance is exactly what this is all about. Thank you, James.
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What we have here is a failure to communicate. Well done, Dale
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I think so. And thank you, Neil.
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Methinks I’ve met this person! 😊 😊 😊
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Once or twice, in my case 😉
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Yea, twice in the past 2 yrs
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Yes. A few times in the past six years…
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🙂
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It definitely sounds like he deserves it! 🙂
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I’m thinking so – not that he really cares…😏
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Brilliant. There’s plenty of those around!
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Thank you, kind sir. And yes, there are!
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Thank you Dale. Your muse hit the target, ouch ! Human relationships seem to get more complicated everyday. Bravo.
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Thank you, Susan. In this day of social media, it’s all the easier, too.
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Ha, what a plonker – but there are a few out there and also women who fall for it!
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Great term! And there are quite a few, I’d say. Sadly, some women seek these bums out
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Far too many of those around, often giving all of us guys a bad name. Well defined in a few words.
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True. And if one was to generalize, yeah, they’d put all you guys in the same boat – unfairly. Thank you, Trent.
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He got as good as he gave – no, gooder!
Note to self – be careful what you say if you ever meet Dale!
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As is only befitting!
Haha! As if. I’m not some ogress!
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Nice story
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Thanks
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They never learn, do they…you show that so well.
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Good. (That I showed it well!) Just wait till he falls for real for someone!
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Unfortunately this is based on a true story.
Good one, Dale.
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Too many true stories ..
Thank you, Dawn
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What a clueless doofus! Only an equally clueless female would stay with him very long!
I’d say the muse did right by you on this prompt, Dale 🙂
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Clueless or careless. Either way… Only a naive woman would…
I thank you, Linda! 😊
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Reading your story, I am reminded it is impossible trying to communicate with the clueless is a futile endeavor. Folks like your example deserve their ‘just desserts.’ Kudos to the muse for a well crafted post.
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Ain’t that the truth. They do (but they don’t seem to learn a damn thing …
Thank you, Monika!
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It must be a DNA thing. How else to explain it?
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Definitely Y chromosome… 😉
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🤣😂😏
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A perfect profile of a dork. Well done, Dale
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I’m sure we’ve know our share…
Thank you, John.
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I sure have. 😁
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😏
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😊
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Well, you surely let that guy hang out to dry.
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With good reason, no? 😉
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Oh, yes, Dale. The proverbial narcissists, both male and female. So needy. So sad.
I confess to ‘owning’ some friendships to the degree that I kept them going. I regret none of that. And then, there were some where “have a nice life” was all I had to offer.
And, I am grateful to those folks who hung in there with me when I was the one at fault. 🙂 Of course, none of that fits your story.
And then there are my moments of maleness when I have no idea what I did wrong, if anything. But my favorite is….
when I fail to notice that I’m being ignored/ghosted. 🙂
Great dialog story with “live and learn” moral.
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Ah yes. I originally wanted to write it so there were no official genders and then I forgot!! So sad!
I am not without guilt, truth be told.
Same here. I’ve not always been the best of friends to others. And sometimes I had to take a good hard look at myself.
Hahaha! Maleness, eh?
Failing to notice it speaks volumes.
Thank you, Bill. I fear my ghostee learned a whole helluva nuthin’!
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You made me think. A good thing for both of us. 🙂
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I like that. 🙂 Who’d a thunk I had such power? 😉
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🙂 I wonder.
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Hmmmm
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Yeah, who hasn’t met some of those. The funny (or sad) thing is, it’s not only the handsome ones. Some not-so-handsome ones are convinced that it is their right to have ‘any chick they want’ and that she better be gorgeous to deserve their overwhelming maleness.
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I have met more than one and you’re right, it’s not only the handsome (beautiful – let’s face it, this is not a male-only thing) ones. And oh man, I think they are the worst!!
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😁
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In a battle of wits, some people are unarmed.
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This perfect response is worthy of one of your Shady Quips!!
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It actually is. I wrote it some years ago.
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See? I recognize it as something that would have made the cut 😉
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Never diss the muse. I don’t usually condone ghosting, but this guy sounds like he deserves it at least until he learns his lesson.
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You’ve got that right. Ghosting is the coward’s way out, I think. However, you may be right; he deserves this one.
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Saying so much in so few words – well done! Reminds my of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd song.
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Thank you, Eilene. Do tell – which song?
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I was trying to come up with a name, but had to look it up, because I don’t think I ever knew the actual title! It is “ I never dreamed”.
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Thank you. Going to check it out…
…. I didn’t know this song but yes, how perfect to go with my post! Almost tempted to add it – thought it’s kinda late now…
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Handsome guys often get their way. Good for the woman who ghosted him. May there be many more! 🙂 Entertaining dialogue, Dale!
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As do beautiful girls. Glad you enjoyed, Brenda!
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Very true indeed. Either way’s not good. 🙂
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Oh I think I met this man once. And once was more than enough. He’s still searching for a soul mate, though he probably still thinks he’s just looking for a one-nighter.
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I think we all have and you are absolutely right, Sandra. He thinks he doesn’t want more but he does. He’s incapable of admitting it.
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Oy it is so tough being God’s gift to the opposite sex
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what can i say? there are more fish in the ocean. 🙂
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Absolutely. And they are not all narcissistic bums like this one 😉
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Dear Dale,
I really am late in my reads and comments. Sorry about that. I can only echo the comments preceding mine. This clod certainly deserves to be ghosted. Sadly this type of chucklehead is never going to get it. Love what you did with the prompt. 😉
Shalom and lotsa near and dear hugs,
Rochelle
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Great dialogue, Dale. “What’s to learn?” is the sure sign of someone who has a lot to learn. 🙂
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Thank you, David. Yep. He’s in no way interested in moving himself forward.
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Oh that poor guy, I don’t think he’s ever going to understand, but I imagine she won’t be the last to see through him and move on. Almost like the fault lies with him, isn’t it?!
Glad to see you back – from the comments above, it looks like a lot of people are!
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Yeah. Poor bugger. He will only understand when he falls in love for real. IF he allows anyone in, of course.
You are so kind!
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A story which got me thinking. I am always pleased to read your stories.
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Thank you, Michael. That is lovely to say!
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Ah, the blindly ignorant “know-it-some.” Always the victim.
clever us of the prompt, Dale.
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Love it! Know-it-some! hahaha!
Thank you, my friend!
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Karma baby, karma. Some can only learn the hard way. Well done, D.
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And some still don’t learn! Thanks, T.
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Left hanging… what a fabulous take on the prompt. Sounds like this douchebag deserved to get left first. I think he got what was coming but obviously won’t accept the consequences
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Thank you, Laurie. He had what was coming. Whether he learns or not remains to be seen…
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