Very sneaky, Rochelle! You go to great lengths to get me to play Friday Fictioneers! And it worked, too! If you’re inspired to write a 100-word story based on my photo (thanks for choosing it, my friend), please do so by clicking on the frog below and adding your link. G’head, it’s loads of fun!
Daydreaming
She stepped away from her cottage onto the grass, cool and springy beneath her feet. She lay on a small hill, crossed her feet and interlaced her fingers to cradle her head. Gazing up at the blue sky, her thoughts drifted with the clouds, dreamily. What I wouldn’t give to be able to ride one of those clouds or up and fly to diverse destinations with the birds. To experience new cultures, go on adventures, to see—
SPLAT!
Right on her forehead.
“Thanks a lot!” she shouted to the now empty sky. “This better be a sign of good luck!”
Haha! 😀
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That’s Definitely a good omen! Loved this. 💞
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Tee hee! So glad you did! Thank you, lovely lady! 💞
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I can relate to this , I was sunning on the beach with a girl friend and splat, right in her hair. 🙄
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That is always the danger – especially on the beach. Poor her!
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Yeah, it was awful.
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At least it wasn’t in her face…
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It did get on her sunglasses 😎
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Hah! Seriously.
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A bad beach day.
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For sure.
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🩴🩴🌴🌴
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The sun just came out here. But it’s all of 52ºF…
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Brrrr! It’s 87 F here! Feels good. However Hurricane season starts June 1st through Dec.
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I will do without your hurricane season, thank you very much. We’ll be at 87 soon enough!
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I hope it’s beautiful! Wish us luck down here.
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It will be. Eventually. Till it’s too humid and we start complaining!
I wish you lots of luck, my lovely friend! 💞
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The humidity is the worst part. Thank you, hope they pass every one by this year.
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Ugh. It’s gets so gross here.. I hope they pass you by!
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I generally stay in the AC. We have lots of Canadian tourist here right now. Always welcome! No worries out to sea yet! 💞
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Can’t say I blame you. I do the same.
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Ha ha ha! I did not expect that! Been there, done that.
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Glad I got a laugh from you. They do say it’s good luck… 😉
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I guess I was lucky it landed on my shoulder and not my face. I’ll take it.
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Shoulder is way better than face or top of head 😉
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You’re killing me! 🤣😂🤣
I could actually imagine myself in an identical situation!!!!!! [CNL sisters!]
…and of course it’s a good omen!
btw I recognized that shot as soon as I saw it!
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Hahaha! So glad you cracked up. And yes, they say it is.
Yeah, I did use it for my own blog recently. Thank you, my friend. xoxoxo
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I did… and still do just thinking about that splat interrupting the daydream!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Good. And what a way to have your daydreams burst! xoxoxo
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What a way indeed. It better be lucky! 😉 xoxoxoxoxo
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Hahaha! Right!! xoxoxo
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😉 xoxoxoxoxo
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🌷💗
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Funny……… though it’s happened to me with seagulls and more recently geese! Take care
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Glad you thought so. And oh no! Geese leave been dropping! Take care, you as well.
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We have about 200 Canada geese here in the summer as the park is a breeding ground for them. The mess is horrendous, but the goslings are so cute!
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Oh dear. That must be a huge mess. I used to work beside a man-made lake and we always had 3-4 goose families. But walking the paths was an effort… dodging those piles of poo!
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Sometimes you can’t see the path and walking on the grass is just as bad.
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No kidding. Grass is worse because you can barely see it.
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I know……… multiple shades of green and grey. Urgh!!
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Blech
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Holy Crap! That was unexpected.
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Reminds me of The Far Side: https://s3.amazonaws.com/colorslive/png/1023592-YjAJIT1YBq4bcRAN.png
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I remember that one!
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Buahahahaha!!!
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Excellent!!!! Loved it.
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Thank you! Glad you thought so 😉
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She’s become one with nature. To a greater degree than she’d planned
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Haha! Right. Way greater.
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Good luck for the bird. They just got their human hit badge.
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Haha! Right! Wonder if they get special badges for numbers of hits. 🙂
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Yes with oak leaf cluster
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Haha! Love it!
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OMG, this is hysterical! I can’t stop laughing. Yeah, it means good luck if it didn’t land in your eye as you were looking up to see the bird.
But goose poop….now that’s downright nasty.
Thanks for the laugh you crazy girl. Love your sense of humor. Never saw that ending coming.
Ginger
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Yay! That makes my day. So glad you laughed.
Goose poop is so gross. We have sooo many around here and walking on paths is rather like an obstacle course.
So glad you enjoyed 😉
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Brilliant! A Fulmar’s projectile vomit should be avoided at all costs!
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Hahahaha!! Yes indeed!!
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I hope it was the jay and not one of those geese! That’d be messy…. Oh well, so much for communing with nature. perhaps she needs to step out of the mural into the city.
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I like to think it is! Coz… oh, so gross!! Or maybe get out of the country and into the city 😉
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A perfect 100 words to go with the perfect image. Well done.
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Thank you, Monika. Glad you liked.
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LOL
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Clearly it is better to be up there than down here, eh? I love the picture by the way. Great prompt. It’s funny, I looked it up on Google street view and if you look at the building on Rue St. Marc, it looks like this, but the view on Maisonneuve is an older one before the mural was painted. It’s like a magic trick going between the two of them. 🙂
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Methinks you are right, David! And thank you. Glad you thought it funny. I cropped out the street signs so kudos to you for finding it. It is on the corner of de Maisonneuve and St-Marc (main address on de Maisonneuve).
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Aren’t you glad that cows don’t fly? FOFLMAO.
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Buahahahaha!!!
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Hahaha. I had that happen to me once. I was at a picnic gathering and a flock of birds took off. I made a smartarse remark about a bird crapping on me. Moments later splat, square on my head. Perfect timing like being struck by lightning. 😀
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Glad it made you laugh and umm… see what happens when we are smartasses? They do say it’s luck… 😉
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Lol that’s life full of rude awakenings 💜
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That’s for sure!! 🧡
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Just when the world seems magical, someone has to sh** on your dreams.
Just like a lot of things in life. Great piece of humour.
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Right? Doesn’t it just feel that way sometimes!
Glad it tickled your funny bone, James 🙂
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YES! This is brilliantly executed. The timing was spot on. As was the splat. Excellent.
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Thank you, Mr. Binks! I am so very pleased and am grinning from ear to ear, now.
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Good fun. I expect you know the one about thanking the Lord that cows don’t fly
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Thank you, Derrick. Oh yes, indeed I do. Glad you thought it was fun.
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Hahaha. Let’s hope it does mean good luck!
Great photo and fun story.
I once was having lunch in a city park with a work friend, and a pigeon went right in my hair, maybe my dress, too! I had to walk back to the office to try to clean it up.
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Thank you, Merril. So glad you laughed.
Ugh. Not fun and ruins one’s lunch, for sure!
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You’re welcome! 🙂
It was rather disgusting. I think I went home after that–it was a grad school internship.
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I bet. I would, too!!
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ROFL! There go the dreams and philosophies… wonderful, Dale. And so good to see you around.
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That’s a reaction I am pleased to get! Splat to dreams and philosophies! Glad to be around and I thank you, Gabi.
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Yanno, they say it’s good luck when a bird decides to do his or her business on your person. That’s because it’s really not a decision as much as it is a one in a million shot, literally speaking. I guess people like the idea of turning bad luck into good by saying, the chances weren’t great so maybe the luck has to be? I don’t know if I buy it.
Moral of the story? Daydream INSIDE.
B
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Of course they have to say it’s good luck since yeah, the chances are slim-ish (depending on where you are dumb enough to expose yourself).
Good moral!
Q
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LOL.
Yeah there is no way in hell that would actually be GOOD luck. It’s some kinda luck but good? Probably not.
Yes!
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It would be rather hard to convince me that it was good luck as I washed it off… can you imagine sitting outside at lunchtime and having to go back to the office? Nope.
MWAH!
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Yeah, there ain’t no good luck attached to that, LOL.
MUAH!
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I think not!
MWAH!!
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MUAH!!
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It’s all romantic and magical until someone shits all over it. Ain’t that the way.
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That is SO the way… sigh. 😉
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This has happened to me too often, wretched seagulls! They never seem to do it on the days I do the lotto though.
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They are wretched! Once, when we were at the beach, a seagull snatched the sandwich right out of my nephew’s hand! Much better than shitting on him…
And that never happens on the day of the lotto. Why is that?
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I’m glad Rochelle keeps dragging you out of hiding, you always serve up such delights. I think we’ve all received the gift of a passing bird – I know it’s supposed to be good luck, but I’ve always thought that was crap.
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I’m glad to be dragged out occasionally and am delighted that you are delighted! Hahaha! I agree. Being the recipient of such “luck” is a load of crap!
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From peace to a big mess in an instant. Well done.
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Thank you Alicia! 🙂
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Funny! It reminded me of an outdoor college graduation when a gal a row in front of me in the stadium got a big splat right on her mortarboard. Quite auspicious one would think!
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Oh dear! At least it protected her face and hair!! And a graduation to be remembered!
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So cute! If you’re going to enjoy nature, you’ve got to be ready for the full package!
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Thank, Clare! And no kidding… It ain’t all blue skies and clouds …
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was it a bird poop? it happened to me while waiting at a bus stop in new york. 🙂
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I should think so. And oh dear… Hopefully just on a shoulder?
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on top of my hair. 😦
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Ugh… Poor you!
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I was expecting you to take me somewhere green and lovely, but then you take me down to earth with reality 🙂
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Rather rude of me, eh? 😉
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Ew! Haha what an end to this lovely daydreaming tale. 🤣
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There’s a shitty twist. Birds are sneaky bastards. I don’t know if it’s a good omen, but it’s an omen of an impending shower. Well played.
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Haha! That it is! And they are. It’s debatable on the whole good omen thing. Thank you!
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Lovely! Totally unpredictable😁
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Haha! Thanks! 😊
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That’s what we get for daydreaming, I suppose, but it’s worth a bird poop or so. May the bluebird of happiness shine on you today, Dale. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ❤
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Seems an unfair price to pay. And I thank you. You are too sweet (it was last month but I’ll take the wish!)
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Haha such a good one Dale made me laugh – but you are right it is good luck so just wait and see 😂
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Thank you, Angela! I have succeeded if you laughed 😉
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😆- proof!
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Haha! 😁
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I like her positive attitude. Well done.
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Me too! Thank you. 🙂
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Dear Dale,
Bwah hahaha, I have my vays. What a shitty wake up from a lovely daydream.
Shalom and lotsa dreamy hugs,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
You are sneaky. And lying outside is always a crap shoot…😁
Shalom and Lotsa dreamy love,
Dale
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So enjoyable! I really enjoyed this as I was scrolling for a read tonight. Just wanted to let you know! 😊
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Thank you, Hannah! So glad you enjoyed 🙂
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Love how things that aren’t nice are considered signs of good luck. Step in a cowpat, especially if wearing new shoes…good luck! 🙂
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Which is why it’s a good thing elephants don’t fly.
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isn’t that the truth!!
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What’s that saying, “wish in one hand and sh*t on the forehead”? 😉
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There are so many sayings! That’s a good ‘un!
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LOL. This was a fun read, Dale. I liked how the scene went from serenity to SPLAT!
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So glad you thought so, Adele Sometimes, we just need to add some fun! 🙂
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A lovely piece of slapstick, Dale. Your tale had me thinking it was morphing into Startrek fanfic when all of a sudden you drop bird poo on me! Well constructed!
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Thank you, Penny. I wonder if the Holodeck comes with live action poo? LOL Glad you enjoyed 🙂
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Ça porte bonheur disent-ils…
Very good text my friend. You should get all your texts together. How many words? Enough for a book?
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C’est ce qu’ils disent 😉
Thank you, mon ami. You think? I don’t know…
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En tous cas les mettre dans un seul folder… 😉 Après tu verras. À la retraite… LOL.
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Ahhh… Elles sont tous ici dans mon blogue 😉
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BTW, Montreal seems like an option for this summer. 😉
Comme quartiers, le plateau, le quartier latin, le quartier des spectacles, le village, c’est bien? J’y connais que dalle… (Pas Dale…MDR)
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Oh really? You better let me know!! Je suis pas mal bonne guide 😉
As-tu une idée quand? Le festival de jazz est du 29 juin au 8 juillet. Plusieurs quartiers intéressants (en plus de ceux énumérés) – Mile End, Outremont, Jean-Talon…
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I will let you know. Probably after. Stopping in NY first.
Donc ces quartiers-là sont bien? J’ai noté les autres. (J’avais un “Talon” dans ma classe in College)
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You better! I’ll never forgive you if you come and don’t let me know…
Oui, entre autres 😉 N’oublie pas le Vieux Montréal et Chinatown…
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Pas de souci.
Vieux Montréal ou Chinatown pour se loger? Ça doit être plein de monde, non?
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Ahhh… Tu as omis de dire que tu cherchais un endroit pour te loger!! Oui, c’est pas mal busy…
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C’est ce que je pensais. Donc c’est mieux un plus au nord? quartier latin, plateau?
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